[Dr. Otto Bond Sr.]

Re: The Bible

Ok well i just spent the day reading most of the Bible and since i've noticed that loads of people use loads of Bible quotes to back up their arguements i thought i would tell them...[Ramblings of a confused, hellbound idiot deleted]

Son, you need to see that when you see a so-called contradiction in the Bible, it's really revelation. For example, when you see a statement that seemingly says that humans were created after the other animals (Genesis 1:25-27) and then see a verse that says that humans were created before the rest of the animals (Genesis 2:18-19) you have to realize it doesn't really matter. Son, God will create in any order he feels like it. He'll create man both before and after the animals at the same time. You have to realize that God works on levels that you don't understand. You're human and you can make mistakes. God is not human and does not make mistakes. Who is more likely to be right? The point of this whole message is that God will do what he wants, when he wants, for no apparent reason, if he feels like it, without input from the likes of you. Don't be so obtuse to think that he cares at all what you think about the creation account. If that hurts your feelings, take it up with Him. I'm far too busy.

[6hundred&6sixty6six]

Re: The Bible

You know, when I see a contradiction in my life, I usually think its a mistake. Not a revelation. A revelation is when something makes sense.


Friggin rednecks

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Bible

You know, when I see a contradiction in my life, I usually think its a mistake. Not a revelation. A revelation is when something makes sense.

So were does the Bible not makes sense, unless you indulge in the cut and past selective read like the atheists do.

Friggin rednecks

Doesn’t happen when your head gear gives proper neck protection from the sun.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Bible

Doesn’t happen when your head gear gives proper neck protection from the sun.

So that's what the white hoods are for.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Bible

So that's what the white hoods are for.

Yeah and they also double as a cooter cover for you while you're doing backflips without underpants you troublemaking feminazi sinner.

[Jonesy]

Re: The Bible

That was pure ownage!

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Bible

Yeah and they also double as a cooter cover for you while you're doing backflips without underpants you troublemaking feminazi sinner.

I never learned to do backflips, and I wear underpants.

I don't, however, wear hoods.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Bible

1. I never learned to do backflips
2. I wear men's underpants.
3. I don't, however, wear hoods.

1. Do too.
2. Probably - if any
3. Do too.

[Jonesy]

Re: The Bible

I wear white hoods..................when i'm pretending i'm the ghost of christmas past

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Bible

So that's what the white hoods are for.

Yes, sun protection. Nothing more.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Bible

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
1. I never learned to do backflips
2. I wear men's underpants.
3. I don't, however, wear hoods.

1. Do too.
2. Probably if any
3. Do too.
[/quote]


1. Couldn't do a backflip even if the fate of the world rested on it.

2. I never said I wore men's underpants. I said I wear underpants.
Men's underpants would be too baggy, and I have no use for undies with a fly. I prefer lace thongs.

3. Never wore a hood in my life.

You've obviously mistaken me for someone else.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Bible

2. I never said I wore men's underpants. I said I wear underpants.
Men's underpants would be too baggy, and I have no use for undies with a fly. I prefer lace thongs.

You Jezebel, Satan's work for sure - blasphemous skank! No one that I know has ever mentioned tartar or plaque buildup in their butt crack and as such what need does one have for flossing there, in their dirty places? Filthy...

These are proper Godly ladies undergarments...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The Bible

Dances without Joy[/b]
1. I never learned to do backflips
2. I wear men's underpants.
3. I don't, however, wear hoods.

1. Do too.
2. Probably if any
3. Do too.

1. Couldn't do a backflip even if the fate of the world rested on it.

2. I never said I wore men's underpants. I said I wear underpants.
Men's underpants would be too baggy, and I have no use for undies with a fly. I prefer lace thongs.

3. Never wore a hood in my life.

You've obviously mistaken me for someone else.

Pity, I was looking for a redeeming feature.

[Don the Baptist]

Re: The Bible

Sorry, my proper panties seemed to have posted twice.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: The Bible

You Jezebel, Satan's work for sure - blasphemous skank! No one that I know has ever mentioned tartar or plaque buildup in their butt crack and as such what need does one have for flossing there, in their dirty places? Filthy...

These are proper Godly ladies undergarments...

I could pitch a tent with those!

So if LBC doesn't consider thongs to be proper undergarments, why do they sell them?
http://www.cafepress.com/landoverbaptist/429363