What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

[Faith_Machine]

This episode of "Hoarders" gave me food for thought:

Shanna & Lynda
Episode: 71
Premiere Date: October 08 2012

Shanna owns the worst hoard in "Hoarders" history - a house crammed floor to ceiling with bottles filled with human waste. Meanwhile, Lynda is hoarding stuff for the Armageddon. She believes she's going to be raptured, and she wants to leave plenty of stuff behind for those who won't be going to heaven with her.

I've got to admit I hadn't ever given this matter a moment's consideration. My first impulse is to say I ain't leaving diddly squat for the unsaved trash, because what difference would it make? They're going to Hell anyway, right? So how much solace will a few year's worth of canned food and toilet paper be when those years are spent living under the Anti-Christ's terrible reign?

Maybe I should leave behind some King James Bibles so the poor idiots will at least understand what is happening to them and why?

I don't know. What, if anything, are you planning to leave for your unsaved neighbors and relatives?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

Maybe I should leave behind some King James Bibles so the poor idiots will at least understand what is happening to them and why?

I don't know. What, if anything, are you planning to leave for your unsaved neighbors and relatives?

There is this product, Neosporin, that is good for burns. Maybe a case of that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

I'm going to stockpile Bibles. Waterproof Bibles, solar-powered talking Bibles, even children's picture book Bibles.

What better gift could they have than the certain knowledge of their future fate? There's really no point in them "hoping". The torment won't end until God decides it's time for them to all die, only to be resurrected and cast into Hell.

[Deaner]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

Rocks.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

Rocks.

I doubt they'll be trick-or-treating, Brother . . .

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

There is no point in leaving the unsaved canned goods. They will only use them for butt plugs. Bibles would only be used for smoking grass. There is really no use trying to help the unsaved. They will debauch anything, no matter how Godly its intent.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

There is no point in leaving the unsaved canned goods. They will only use them for butt plugs. Bibles would only be used for smoking grass. There is really no use trying to help the unsaved. They will debauch anything, no matter how Godly its intent.

How about landmines? I was thinking of stockpiling some under the yard, surrounding my supply shed.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

There is no point in leaving the unsaved canned goods. They will only use them for butt plugs. Bibles would only be used for smoking grass. There is really no use trying to help the unsaved. They will debauch anything, no matter how Godly its intent.

I could not agree more.

I will leave them a bill for wasting my time trying to save them all these years. And I will spend all eternity throwing rocks and laughing at those who refuse to pay.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

All those left behind will be no better than atheists, witches and Mormons. They are confirmed human trash, the playthings of monsters and demons, deservedly so. God rightly planned for them to suffer dreadfully for the terrible act of not praising Him for preparing dreadful suffering for people who don't praise Him. It's a self fulfilling fate they made for themselves by thinking wrong thoughts and putting things in each other's bottoms. I have no sympathy for them. They are the people who come here telling us we are full of hate for warning them of just this eventuality. Let them starve and wail and gnash their teeth!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

All those left behind will be no better than atheists, witches and Mormons. They are confirmed human trash, the playthings of monsters and demons, deservedly so. God rightly planned for them to suffer dreadfully for the terrible act of not praising Him for preparing dreadful suffering for people who don't praise Him. It's a self fulfilling fate they made for themselves by thinking wrong thoughts and putting things in each other's bottoms. I have no sympathy for them. They are the people who come here telling us we are full of hate for warning them of just this eventuality. Let them starve and wail and gnash their teeth!

Absolutely, brother. These unbelieving scum were unable to believe in fantastical, supernatural claims based on weak or nonexistent evidence. Why should they be allowed to do anything but mourn the constant burning of their worthless flesh?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: What should we stockpile for those who aren't raptured?

I think I will leave them dented canned goods and chocolate-chip cookies made with Ex-Lax.

That'll teach them to break into a True Christian's home after he's been Raptured.