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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #16
    Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

    Mayor Joe Hold, this brings up an interesting question: What would you say is the ideal firearm for a kindergarten student or a woman? I know both groups are notoriously lacking in coordination and upper body strength, so I'm torn between recommending a little .22 that doesn't have too much recoil vs. a nice shotgun that doesn't have to be aimed too precisely to be effective.


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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #17
      Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

      God hated those pre teen heathen children and their lack of prayer, that much is certain. The parents are to blame.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12292

        #18
        Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Mayor Joe Hold, this brings up an interesting question: What would you say is the ideal firearm for a kindergarten student or a woman? I know both groups are notoriously lacking in coordination and upper body strength, so I'm torn between recommending a little .22 that doesn't have too much recoil vs. a nice shotgun that doesn't have to be aimed too precisely to be effective.
        In the choice between the .22 and the shotgun, it seems to me we could have the best of both worlds by training children properly with the .22. The .22 is really as large a gun as a child can hold.

        They should be taught one person will have difficulty bring down a mass killer with a .22 and that it will take several of them shooting at once. Thus, they would need to practice not running but holding their ground and aiming carefully regardless of the risk they are experiencing.

        I think a program like this would have national support. Guns could be manufactured in several colors to match outfits little girls wear.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #19
          Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
          God hated those pre teen heathen children and their lack of prayer, that much is certain. The parents are to blame.
          Indeed, Brother. The LORD is such a gentleman, he would not barge in where He is not wanted, like in the public schools. How can we blame anyone but the parents when they set up their children to be victims of evil without the presence of Jehovah-Sabaoth, "The Lord of Hosts, our Protector."


          The LORD of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge. Selah.
          Psalm 46:7
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Thaddeus Allerton
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2012
            • 73

            #20
            Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

            Agreed. If you are not going to pray in public school then you should expect to be shot in the head. I'm sure God will take the shooting victims, sit them down and discuss the error of their ways then put them to work in Heaven's cafeteria. In God I trust! (all othres pay cash)
            Deuteronomy 23:1
            Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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            • Mary Etheldreda
              Gushing for Jesus
               
              • Sep 2011
              • 23765

              #21
              Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

              Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
              Agreed. If you are not going to pray in public school then you should expect to be shot in the head.
              Or worse, spend an eternity in Hell for not knowing the importance of fearing and obeying the LORD.

              The fear of the Lord is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.
              Proverbs 8:13

              And he that keepeth his commandments dwelleth in him, and he in him. And hereby we know that he abideth in us, by the Spirit which he hath given us.
              1 John 3:24
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • John North
                True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2012
                • 414

                #22
                Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post
                Agreed. If you are not going to pray in public school then you should expect to be shot in the head. I'm sure God will take the shooting victims, sit them down and discuss the error of their ways then put them to work in Heaven's cafeteria. In God I trust! (all othres pay cash)
                What are you talking about? There is no cafeteria in Heaven mentioned in the Bible. Besides, since we’re talking about a public school and some of the victims were pretty young, we can expect them NOT to be Saved, thus they’re going to hell anyway.
                Stop whining
                (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                • Thaddeus Allerton
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2012
                  • 73

                  #23
                  Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                  Originally posted by John North View Post
                  What are you talking about? There is no cafeteria in Heaven mentioned in the Bible. Besides, since we’re talking about a public school and some of the victims were pretty young, we can expect them NOT to be Saved, thus they’re going to hell anyway.

                  Really? Then explain this...
                  Mark 14:25


                  Truly, I say to you, I will not drink again of the fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it new in the kingdom of God.”


                  Where do we drink this? The back alley?
                  Deuteronomy 23:1
                  Hee that is wounded in the stones, or hath his priuie member cut off, shall not enter into the Congregation of the Lord.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23765

                    #24
                    Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                    Originally posted by Thaddeus Allerton View Post

                    Really? Then explain this...
                    Mark 14:25


                    Truly, I say to you, I will not drink again of the fruit of the vine until that day when I drink it new in the kingdom of God.”


                    Where do we drink this? The back alley?

                    Mr. Allerton, you're new here so perhaps you don't quite comprehend civilized discussion. As a piece of unsaved trash who wandered in here quite uninvited, the cordial thing for you to do would be to speak with respect to your betters. This includes all True Christians™, of which Mr. North most assuredly is. Let me explain it in simple terms.


                    God
                    Pastors
                    Jr. Pastors
                    True Christian™ men <---- the estemed Mr. North
                    True Christian™ women
                    Male forum members
                    Female forum members
                    Cattle
                    Dung Beetles
                    jews and freemasons
                    Unsaved Trash <---- you

                    It's bad enough the Bible verse you share provides no mention of this cafeteria, but your sarcasm is quite unacceptable.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • SayvedByTheLord
                      Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2007
                      • 3151

                      #25
                      Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                      This Godless little thief stole firearms from his equally Godless mother. The fact that they are now both screaming in the Lake of Fire© is little consolation to the fact they should have both been on their knees before Jesus.

                      Satan caused this, it is yet another example of why Jesus needs to be brought into the secular "school systems" in this country.

                      YIC


                      Leviticus 26:27-29

                      27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                      28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                      29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                      • VictoryOS
                        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                         
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 5388

                        #26
                        Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                        Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                        You are so right, Brother Levi. Think of how much better the outcome of this story would have been if the children had each had a gun and had been given target practice during recess every week.
                        What a lovely idea, Mayor Hold. While the godless atheist students are studying science, the more righteous Christian students should have the option of instead taking target practice behind the school building. Then when a gunman enters their classroom, let the Christians open fire while the heathens throw their science books at the gunman. We'll see who's left standing then!
                        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                        in 2016

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78551

                          #27
                          Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
                          What a lovely idea, Mayor Hold. While the godless atheist students are studying science, the more righteous Christian students should have the option of instead taking target practice behind the school building. Then when a gunman enters their classroom, let the Christians open fire while the heathens throw their science books at the gunman. We'll see who's left standing then!
                          Amen sister. I pity the doped-up joo who wanders into a first grade classroom at Landover Baptist Private Academy and Bible School. 25 children in the class; 25 holes in that intruder.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • SayvedByTheLord
                            Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2007
                            • 3151

                            #28
                            Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                            They are liberals, but sometimes even the Word of God© gets through to them.



                            Leviticus 26:27-29

                            27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                            28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                            29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #29
                              Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                              And now, Carrie Underwood has been implicated!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Johny Joe Hold
                                Mayor of Freehold
                                 
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 12292

                                #30
                                Re: Newtown, CT School Shooting Caused by Lack of School Prayer!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Amen sister. I pity the doped-up joo who wanders into a first grade classroom at Landover Baptist Private Academy and Bible School. 25 children in the class; 25 holes in that intruder.
                                It's amazing what first graders can do. Freehold PD has noticed they do well putting holes in the human silhowette targets.
                                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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