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  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #31
    Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

    Originally posted by yogurt View Post
    what part of i am not a girl don't you retards understand. and also Belgiumness? what the hell man.
    Translation from Jonesy-speak: "No sir, I haven't been to Belgium yet. I know nothing about that (fictional) country. Sorry Sir. Perhaps I'll stick to subjects I actually have a clue about, like."
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • snottyduck
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2008
      • 564

      #32
      Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
      Translation from Jonesy-speak: "No sir, I haven't been to Belgium yet. I know nothing about that (fictional) country. Sorry Sir. Perhaps I'll stick to subjects I actually have a clue about, like."
      He might not been there but on the other hand maybe you haven't been there either Wide-Open. I on the other hand live in Belgium and know it's real enough. Mhhh, all this makes me wonder why you people are so eager to claim that Belgium isn't real, is there any apparent reason for this??

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22839

        #33
        Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

        Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
        He might not been there but on the other hand maybe you haven't been there either Wide-Open. I on the other hand live in Belgium and know it's real enough. Mhhh, all this makes me wonder why you people are so eager to claim that Belgium isn't real, is there any apparent reason for this??
        Your logic is somewhat broken on this one. Why should anyone think that Belgian exists? We have been through this time and time again. People think that they have read something about it; others think that some newsworthy story happened there, etc. etc.

        I have been told (and I have no proof for this) that the idea that there was a country called The Kingdom of The Belgs was invented as an April Fool's joke sometime in the early 19th century.

        In reality, it is like "Ruritania" or "Rumbawe"- it sounds like it might be a country, and people think that it is!

        So, I think the question that you meant to ask was, "Why have I been fooled by the media into believing Belgia is a country?"

        Well, the answer is that several people are fooled each week, and you just happen to be amongst them.
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        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #34
          Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

          Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
          He might not been there but on the other hand maybe you haven't been there either Wide-Open.
          I call your bluff. Prove to us I haven't been there. Ask me a question that I could only know if I've ever been there.

          As a counter-challenge: name me one politician (alive, Belguartican) that would confirm that Belgium exists.

          Herman Decroo is not a valid answer as we don't believe in fossils.

          You go girl.

          Oh, and BTW: this site is about JESUS, not about some stupid impotent made up country the size of a NY slum!
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • yogurt
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • May 2008
            • 122

            #35
            Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

            Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
            Translation from Jonesy-speak: "No sir, I haven't been to Belgium yet. I know nothing about that (fictional) country."

            I have been there actually to see my great grandad because he fought in WW1 and his name was Alfred.

            Ummm any politician would say belgium is a country you retard. If its part of the EU and UN then its a country douchbag.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22839

              #36
              Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

              Originally posted by yogurt View Post
              I have been there actually to see my great grandad because he fought in WW1 and his name was Alfred.
              Look, I don't want to be too hard on you on this one, but your great-grandad is dead. You didn't see him and you didn't see Belgira - OK?

              ...and his name was Alfred
              Oh, that makes all the difference
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • snottyduck
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Apr 2008
                • 564

                #37
                Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                I call your bluff. Prove to us I haven't been there. Ask me a question that I could only know if I've ever been there.

                As a counter-challenge: name me one politician (alive, Belguartican) that would confirm that Belgium exists.

                Herman Decroo is not a valid answer as we don't believe in fossils.

                You go girl.

                Oh, and BTW: this site is about JESUS, not about some stupid impotent made up country the size of a NY slum!
                Let's say Filip Dewinter, he's trying to get Belgium split so we can have an independent Flanders, if Belgium didn't exist he wouldn't put so much effort in it

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                • Dancing With Myself
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 122

                  #38
                  Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                  Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                  I call your bluff. Prove to us I haven't been there. Ask me a question that I could only know if I've ever been there.

                  As a counter-challenge: name me one politician (alive, Belguartican) that would confirm that Belgium exists.

                  Herman Decroo is not a valid answer as we don't believe in fossils.

                  You go girl.

                  Oh, and BTW: this site is about JESUS, not about some stupid impotent made up country the size of a NY slum!
                  Tell me when you get to the age where we take pictures in color.

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                  • yogurt
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • May 2008
                    • 122

                    #39
                    Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                    I went to see his Grave idiot.

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                    • SUV
                      True Christian™ Princess
                      The Driving Force behind RA12
                      Have at it, anytime!
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 11027

                      #40
                      Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                      Originally posted by snottyduck View Post
                      clearly you don't know anything about the history of Flanders
                      I know plenty about the "history of Flanders" Mr Smart Apple. In fact, it was once rumored that he Killed Maudie.

                      And please don't say you are one of those Phlegmish people - because I Believe that would make me Ill

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #41
                        Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Oh, that makes all the difference
                        I think he was just trying to reassure us what side his great-grandfather was fighting on. I wouldn't be surprised if he turned out to have a distant relative named Adolf as well.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Link is cool
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • May 2008
                          • 22

                          #42
                          Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                          Oh get a life, you guys are more like Nazi than anyone.

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                          • Bobby-Joe
                            Landover Security Superviser
                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 18405

                            #43
                            Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                            Originally posted by Link is cool View Post
                            Oh get a life, you guys are more like Nazi than anyone.
                            Looks like it is time in invoke Godwin's law. You just called us Nazis, you lose, thank you for playing.

                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                            • Link is cool
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • May 2008
                              • 22

                              #44
                              Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                              What do you mean, i don't considered anything loss during my time on this site and never will. Brother Temperance said that guy was a Nazi i way justified by saying you guys are nazis, althought i don't know him.

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                              • Bobby-Joe
                                Landover Security Superviser
                                Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                True Christian™
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 18405

                                #45
                                Re: Ok this is getting annoying.

                                Originally posted by Link is cool View Post
                                What do you mean, i don't considered anything loss during my time on this site and never will. Brother Temperance said that guy was a Nazi i way justified by saying you guys are nazis, althought i don't know him.
                                You lose by internet rules whether you acknowledge it or not. Reducing everything you don't like to a comparison to the Nazis isn't an argument, it is an emotional outburst from you.

                                Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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