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  • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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    • May 2008
    • 53

    #1

    God hates me

    I would love to see the list you all generate. Go ahead, made some additions.
    I'm queer too.
  • Dr. Santiago Solo
    On Permanent Assignment in Peru
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 860

    #2
    Re: Thins God Hates

    Ok, I'll go first:

    Idolatry

    Homersexurality

    France
    Bringing Geology back to Christ!

    I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22931

      #3
      Re: Thins God Hates

      Originally posted by FrenchCatholicWoman View Post
      I would love to see the list you all generate. Go ahead, made some additions.
      I am open to correction, but I feel that God neither specifically likes nor dislikes thins
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • yogurt
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • May 2008
        • 122

        #4
        Re: Thins God Hates

        God hates this site!!!!!

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        • Dr. Santiago Solo
          On Permanent Assignment in Peru
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 860

          #5
          Re: Thins God Hates

          Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
          God hates this site!!!!!
          You are just begging to be banned, don't you? Tell me where are we departing fron Scripture, and I might believe you (use the King James Version, please)
          Bringing Geology back to Christ!

          I believe Dr. Hovind to be completely innocent of the alleged crime of "tax evasion", and furthermore believe Hovind's 10 year sentence to be patently unjust and based upon an effort to silence his ministry.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Thins God Hates

            Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
            God hates this site!!!!!
            You can not judge us. The Bible says so
            Matthew 7:1
            Judge not, that ye be not judged.

            That's Jesus talking friend.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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              • May 2008
              • 53

              #7
              Re: Thins God Hates

              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
              You can not judge us. The Bible says so
              Matthew 7:1
              Judge not, that ye be not judged.
              That's Jesus talking friend.
              But most of the people around here needlessly judge people...
              I'm queer too.

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              • yogurt
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • May 2008
                • 122

                #8
                Re: Thins God Hates

                yep and it even says in the Bible "Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy." (Prov 31:9)


                you guys really don't judge righteously.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22931

                  #9
                  Re: Thins God Hates

                  Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                  yep and it even says in the Bible "Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy." (Prov 31:9)


                  you guys really don't judge righteously.
                  We judge those against the standards in The Bible (KJV1611), can you point so somewhere where this was not done? I think not!
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Thins God Hates

                    Things God hates: Poor spellers.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • yogurt
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • May 2008
                      • 122

                      #11
                      Re: Thins God Hates

                      Originally posted by Dr. Santiago Solo View Post
                      Ok, I'll go first:
                      France
                      Show me the passage thats says thou shalt hate France

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                      • JennyD
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Sweet Placid Sister
                        Forum Member
                        • Dec 2007
                        • 9567

                        #12
                        Re: Thins God Hates

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                        God hates this site!!!!!
                        Miss French Catholic whatever, just a little backstory on Mrs. Potatoe Head here, before you go aligning yourself with her.

                        First of all, she's male. God declares crossdressing an abomination.

                        Second, she claims that God's Word, the Holy KJV Bible, is "a test" for people. She says that the "test" is for people to REJECT the Bible in order to be Saved(c).

                        Third, she claims to know this because "God spoke to" her and told her.

                        That's right, Frenchie. Your greatest supporter here is a complete and utter fruitcake, a crossdresser who believes him/herself to be the "Prophet of God", here to witness and proclaim the Bible -- the only source through which we can know God -- to be a pack of lies designed to test and/or mislead the faithful.

                        Chew on that, Frenchie.
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                        • Brother Temperance
                          Senior Usher
                          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                          A very nice young man
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15621

                          #13
                          Re: Thins God Hates

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Potatoe Head View Post
                          Show me the passage thats says thou shalt hate France
                          Are you familiar with the tale of Sodom and Gomorrah?
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • FAKEFrogPapistHarlot
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                            • May 2008
                            • 53

                            #14
                            Re: Thins God Hates

                            Well, Jenny, he's got more going for her than you do.
                            I'm queer too.

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
                              Forum Member
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #15
                              Re: Thins God Hates

                              Originally posted by FrenchCatholicWoman View Post
                              Well, Jenny, he's got more going for her than you do.
                              Kindly explain.
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