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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #1

    Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

    Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel. I'm not sure why I was unable to log on to the Church's server yesterday, but today I noticed that you were re-promoted to pastor. It makes me feel so much better to have things back to normal again.


    I'm sure when you're ready to share with us your experiences during the past week, you will. We're all curious, especially after all of the crazy stories that have been spreading around.


    We I missed you.

    Your friend,

    Brother Nobar.
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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    • Talitha
      Deaconess
      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2026
      • 15118
      #2
      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

      I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
      After several prayer sessions an some cream, even my sores have started to go down.

      Praise Jesus all is quiet again in Freehold.

      Sister Talitha

      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • Bobby-Joe
          Landover Security Superviser
          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 18405
          #3
          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

          Originally posted by Talitha View Post
          I knew all along there was nothing to tell.
          Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians(tm) know better.

          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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            • Wide-Open
              Director of European Evangelical Outreach
              A Shining Example of Christ's Love
              Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2007
              • 18449
              #4
              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

              Pastor Zeke just ROCKS!

              PRAISE!
              Psalm 81:10:
              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • Old Man Hatchet
                  Super Moderator
                  Beloved Church Elder
                  World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2084
                  #5
                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                  Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                  Yep, the unsaved just assume to silliest things. Fortunately we TRUE Christians™ know better.
                  Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.

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                    • Eugene Hackwith
                      Farmer for Christ™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 736
                      #6
                      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                      Welcome back
                      A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!

                      Psalm 139:19-20
                      Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                      For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812
                          #7
                          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                          Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I had complete confidence Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
                          Last edited by Pastor Billy-Reuben; 05-07-2008, 04:40 PM. Reason: Reworded to avoid copyright infringement
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                            • Old Man Hatchet
                              Super Moderator
                              Beloved Church Elder
                              World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 2084
                              #8
                              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                              Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                              Amen, Brother. I never had the slightest doubt.
                              Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                              Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I never had the slightest doubt that Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
                              Pastor, I forgot to put a copyright symbol after the phrase I never had the slightest doubt. I coined it back in 1954. Don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge©.


                              ©1949. Old Man Hatchet Enterprises.

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                                • Deaner
                                  Christ's Love Messenger
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 5932
                                  #9
                                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                  It really broke my heart to see the slanderous things some of the unfaithful were saying. I stood by him because Jesus told me to; it's as simple as that.

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                                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                      Senior Pastor
                                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                      On FIRE for Jesus
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 5812
                                      #10
                                      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                      Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                                      Pastor, I forgot to put a copyright symbol after the phrase I never had the slightest doubt. I coined it back in 1954. Don't worry about it. It's water under the bridge©.


                                      ©1949. Old Man Hatchet Enterprises.
                                      I apologize for stepping on your toes, brother. I have fixed my post.
                                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                                      Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                                      #ChristianLivesMatter

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                                        • Sister Noddy
                                          True Christian™
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Jun 2007
                                          • 1843
                                          #11
                                          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                          Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post

                                          Some unsaved trash were trying to spread vicious rumors about Pastor Zeke, but I never had the slightest doubt that Zeke was 100% innocent. Once saved, always saved. The Devil can't destroy a good man.
                                          Unsaved trash, that figures! Yaaaaaay Pastor Zeke! (I never doubted for a moment that you weren't a man of God, Jesus excuse noddy)
                                          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                                          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                                          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                                          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                                          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                                            • Link is cool
                                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                              • May 2008
                                              • 22
                                              #12
                                              Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                              I don't know who Pastor Ezekiel is but he sounds like a man of God.

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                                                • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                  Senior Pastor
                                                  VP of Evangelical Outreach
                                                  On FIRE for Jesus
                                                  True Christian™
                                                  • Sep 2006
                                                  • 5812
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                                  Originally posted by Link is cool View Post
                                                  I don't know who Pastor Ezekiel is but he sounds like a man of God.
                                                  That's for certain. Here is one of my favorite Pastor Zeke sermons.

                                                  Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                                  Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                                                  ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                                                  Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                                                  #ChristianLivesMatter

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                                                    • Link is cool
                                                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                      • May 2008
                                                      • 22
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                                      Wow now thats one heck of a sermon!

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                                                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                                                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                                                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                                                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                                                          True Christian™
                                                          • Sep 2006
                                                          • 15708
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: Welcome back, Pastor Ezekiel!

                                                          Yes, Welcome Back Honeypie and thank you for all the jewelry. It's soooooo beautiful!

                                                          Ahhhhh, the World is right again!

                                                          Thank you JESUS!!
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