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  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295

    #1

    Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

    Friends in Christ, I had a moment to look at this article about a guy who was has a heart attack playing basketball:

    Prayer, not defibrillator, saves basketball player

    It is well established that illnesses are caused by Satan. Job 2:4-7, Luke 8:2, Luke 13:11, 2 Corinthians 12:7, Acts 10:37-38. Just watch this video as he trots down the court and then the Devil enters him (you can almost see it on the tape), and he collapses from Satan's power to stop his heart.

    He is in church, so that they have this defibrillator there, but the point is not this. Watch how the pastor credits God for saving him. And that makes perfect sense! He remembers Psalms 103:2-3!

    Then the victim himself tells us that the key to his healing was when the whole team knelt in the middle the basketball court and prayed. This was the part that healed him.

    Friends, it was the power of prayer, not that stupid machine they trotted out, that cured this guy. Jesus wanted him to live, or else he would be dead.

    I think those medical machines are just atheist propaganda and an integral part of the gaysexual agenda!! First, they want to suggest that you need these, when this guy was cured by Jesus, not that gadget.

    And more importantly, look how they describe its use. Some other dude has to strip him of his clothes first, and probably put his lips on those of the victim in order to shock him with this thing.

    And how could it possibly work anyway??? Everybody knows electricity kills. I think people are not cured by these things, but are cured by Jesus despite these things. By Christ's wounds are we healed, not by this stupid little thing. 1 Peter 2:24.

    That's why I think defibrillators should be banned.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22378

    #2
    Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

    "Defibrillator" sounds like a sex toy. So it must be a sex toy. No doubt doctors and nurses everywhere are playing with defibrillators all the time. It is disgusting!
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Bjorn Jensen
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2012
      • 2356

      #3
      Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      "Defibrillator" sounds like a sex toy. So it must be a sex toy. No doubt doctors and nurses everywhere are playing with defibrillators all the time. It is disgusting!
      I bet they use them all the time for sick electro sex play S&M, and i would rather say its the doctors and doctors and the nurses and nurses who are doing it, cause someone who use a device like this has to be gay.

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      • Basilissa
        South of the Border outreach program
        True Christian™
         
        • Mar 2013
        • 12992

        #4
        Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

        Devilish things like defibrillators, hemodialysis machines, etc., make heathen doctors feel like they have the power of God. That makes them proud and arrogant. God hates pride and arrogance (Proverbs 8:13, Isaiah 2:11).
        God created fossils to test our faith.

        * * *

        My favorite LBC sermons:
        True Christians are Perfect!
        True Christian™ Love.
        Salvation™ made Easy!
        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
        God HATES Rational Thinking!
        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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        • sunsetheat
          Unsaved trash
          • Jul 2013
          • 27

          #5
          Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

          So you guys have those "do not resuscitate" bracelet or cards or what?
          because if your heart stops in public, there's a chance someone is going to shock you!

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          • Zechariah Smyth
            Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2011
            • 15251

            #6
            Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

            Originally posted by sunsetheat View Post
            So you guys have those "do not resuscitate" bracelet or cards or what?
            because if your heart stops in public, there's a chance someone is going to shock you!
            Bracelets? Cards?



            What is your biblical justification for such chicanery?

            Book, chapter and verse, please.

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • sunsetheat
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2013
              • 27

              #7
              Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

              Deuteronomy 32:39

              39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

              Defibrillators and other life expanding machinery defy that. Therefore protection against their usage on yourself is justified. Doesn't need to be a bracelet or a card though, you can write it in you living will or patient's provision.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

                Originally posted by sunsetheat View Post
                Deuteronomy 32:39

                39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

                Defibrillators and other life expanding machinery defy that. Therefore protection against their usage on yourself is justified. Doesn't need to be a bracelet or a card though, you can write it in you living will or patient's provision.
                Friend, no Christian needs a 'card' telling people what to do. We have the KJV Bible.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556

                  #9
                  Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

                  Why would I want one of those machines to try and undo what Jesus (in His infinite compassion) has done? I can't wait to go to Heaven!

                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • ExGay Alex
                    Helping boys become upright model citizens
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2008
                    • 1295

                    #10
                    Re: Ban defibrillators! They should not replace GOD!

                    Originally posted by sunsetheat View Post
                    So you guys have those "do not resuscitate" bracelet or cards or what?
                    because if your heart stops in public, there's a chance someone is going to shock you!
                    Are you crazy? What if the rapture comes and I have some "do not resurrect" bracelet on? when 1 Thessalonians 4:14-17 comes to pass, "the Lord Himself will descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of an archangel, and with the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air. And thus we shall always be with the Lord."

                    Why would I want a stupid "skip me" bracelet?

                    In John 11, Jesus brought Lazarus back to life. Jesus can do that for anyone who has a heart attack on the basketball court.

                    I have every confidence that, if this Christian man in the video I posted had a choice:

                    1. Have a heart attack in a church of God that does NOT have one of these defibrillators, OR

                    2. Have a heart attack in a school where prayer is banned under the Obama administration but where there is one of these dang defibrillator gadgets and someone trained to use it within arm's reach, then

                    he would choose to have the heart attack in the church, not the school.


                    Only God is in the church and if you are having a heart attack, you definitely want God there to save you. Again, these stupid machines are tools of Satan to turn us away from Jesus and into a lifestyle where we tear the clothes of other male strangers and touch them with these devices. They are Satanic. They are gay. They should be BANNED!!
                    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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