Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

[John Creeser]

Friends,

So I just got back from Trophy hunting in godless Zambia and look what the boys (and their cousin Jimmy) bagged!!



Aren't they beautiful, imagine the nice rugs they'll make!! Unfortunately, I can't show the photo of the elephant I shot and killed...because apparently I wasn't supposed to do that.Anywho, you'll all be receiving some wonderful Christmas gifts this year.

So next up is Grizzly Bear hunting in (equally godless) British Columbia, Canada. I'm planning a trip to The Great Bear rainforest, and I hope to bag me the extremely rare Spirit Bear. Now fella's this isn't without a bit of danger as the savage natives that inhabit the rainforest have issued a ban on trophy hunting. It's like they think they still own the land.

Coastal First Nations (CFN) has launched a newwebsite to help educate the public and drum up support for the First Nations ban on bear trophy hunting in BC's Great Bear Rainforest. The website provides easy access to information about the bears, their habitat, and the First Nations ban on hunting them for trophies.

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I, for one, am not going to obey some baseless law from some savage chug - God tells us we can do what we want with animals....all animals.

Genesis 1:28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

So who is in? Sign up here boys and let's bag some grizzly's. Also, you don't even have to haul the whole thing out, you just cut off it's head and paws and leave the rest (remember we're not hunting for food, just the trophy).

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

You can count on me. After all, doesn't the constitution say that we all have the right to bear arms?

This will be even more fun than my harvest in Godless Sweden last year.

These, greedy, savage injuns really thinks they own everything including God's animals that He created for us to kill, let's show those savaves that they don't own these animals, AND prevent future injun bear bestiality which is most likely why hold these beasts in such high regard!

[John Creeser]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

You can count on me. After all, doesn't the constitution say that we all have the right to bear arms?

This will be even more fun than my harvest in Godless Sweden last year.

112!!! That's got to be some sort of record, did you use M60?

OK Brother, I have you down on the list, let's see if you can top 112 kills in BC!!

ps. I'll let you know costs once I know how many are coming.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

That is so cute, John! They look like they're dancing!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

My sons and I might be interested. Can you reserve about 25 spots?
Will you be supplying full auto weapons or should I bring my own? What is the availability of .50 cal belt feed?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

No one hunts bears like republican singer Ted Nugent

[John Creeser]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

My sons and I might be interested. Can you reserve about 25 spots?

The more the merrier!! I'll check into it.

Will you be supplying full auto weapons or should I bring my own? What is the availability of .50 cal belt feed?

My supply of AR15's won't supply all your sons, they may have to share, but you have first dibs on the .50 cal!! (Just don't shoot it in the head or the paws).

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

I will most certainly join you. I will bring my own gun.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

We have four wheelers and jeeps, right? I want to see if we can get Congressman Allison to get us satellite thermal images every pass by. I want a high priority on those bear heat signatures.

You tell that sunnabitch we didn't have our members donate all that money to his campaign and funnel money into his super PAC for nothing.

I assume we are going to need about 2 tankers of fuel to run our generators, ATV's and support trucks. I want kerosene for our tent heaters and propane lots of it for the showers. You know how Zeke gets without hot water.

The Pastor has also requested a satellite phone, a semi truck, a shipping container, a large dosage of tranquilers, darts, a dart gun, 4 pairs of cutoff jeans 30 inch, 4 extra small men's shirts, a half gallon of baby oil. I will email with the rest as he thinks of things he will need you to provide.

[John Creeser]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

We have four wheelers and jeeps, right? I want to see if we can get Congressman Allison to get us satellite thermal images every pass by. I want a high priority on those bear heat signatures.

You tell that sunnabitch we didn't have our members donate all that money to his campaign and funnel money into his super PAC for nothing.

I assume we are going to need about 2 tankers of fuel to run our generators, ATV's and support trucks. I want kerosene for our tent heaters and propane lots of it for the showers. You know how Zeke gets without hot water.

The Pastor has also requested a satellite phone, a semi truck, a shipping container, a large dosage of tranquilers, darts, a dart gun, 4 pairs of cutoff jeans 30 inch, 4 extra small men's shirts, a half gallon of baby oil. I will email with the rest as he thinks of things he will need you to provide.

If you work on the thermal imaging drones, I'll get the rest of what is on the checklist, no problem. However, it occurred to me, should we bring a couple wives along? It's an awful lot of gear to haul and who will cook and clean the pots?

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

So next up is Grizzly Bear hunting in (equally godless) British Columbia, Canada. I'm planning a trip to The Great Bear rainforest, and I hope to bag me the extremely rare Spirit Bear.

Can we use dogs to chase those bears until they drop down from exhaustion and stress? It's just much more sportsmanlike when you are able to walk up to the pray and shoot it honorably between the eyes from point blank range.

That is so cute, John! They look like they're dancing!

It's a noble sport when you are hunting with Jesus. Even the prey is having fun.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

I'd love to join you boys, but I've had reservations set up for weeks now to go bag a couple of rhinos. There aren't many left!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Who wants to go TROPHY HUNTING in British Columbia for grizzly bears?

I'm sure it will be a fun experience Zeke. I will never forget what I great time we had when the Landover Hunters' Association went trophy hunting and bagged rhinos in Namibia