[WWJDnow]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Now, gentlemen, let's think this through before we act in haste, shall we? Personally, I'm not in the habit of apologizing for anything my ancestors did, because, hey, I wasn't there when they did it, and those weren't my actions.

Where does the Bible say you aren't responsible for the sins of your ancestors? Matthew 27:25 makes it clear that ALL Jews bear the sin of deicide:

Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

I'm not saying that Jesus hasn't forgiven you for murdering Him--since you are a True Christian™, obviously He has. Nevertheless, I highly recommend that you apologize. It would certainly make your brothers and sisters in the church fell more comfortable.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

I pray to God that's not the mohel! I think I'm going to be ill...

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

I pray to God that's not the mohel! I think I'm going to be ill...

Is it any wonder that the Joos are disproportionately represented amongst the gaywise?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Where does the Bible say you aren't responsible for the sins of your ancestors? Matthew 27:25 makes it clear that ALL Jews bear the sin of deicide:

Then answered all the people, and said, His blood be on us, and on our children.

I'm not saying that Jesus hasn't forgiven you for murdering Him--since you are a True Christian™, obviously He has. Nevertheless, I highly recommend that you apologize. It would certainly make your brothers and sisters in the church fell more comfortable.

OK, I will apologize for the murder of Jesus, but I just hope this doesn't lead to another epidemic of colored people trying to make white folks apologize for other stuff. If that happens, kindly direct them to the Bible and ask them to find a Bible verse that says slavery is "bad" or "whitey's fault."

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

OK, I will apologize for the murder of Jesus, but I just hope this doesn't lead to another epidemic of colored people trying to make white folks apologize for other stuff. If that happens, kindly direct them to the Bible and ask them to find a Bible verse that says slavery is "bad" or "whitey's fault."

I agree with you there, but as part of any Joos apology, reparation payments should be made to True Christians (tm).

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Sorry, I'm all tithed out this month.

[Dutchsexfiend]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

As a German I think such a registry would be a splendid idea. It would make it easier for the police to protect our jewish neighbors. They naturally have a lot of enimies. Fathers of families for example who don't know how to feed their children anymore because the jew took everything away from them. People who thought they get a cheap loan until they realize the interest rate is per month not per year.

Those poor people might show up at the jews house to plead for mercy but with a registry of jews it will be easier for the police to protect the jews and their "hard-earned" property.

Also the registry will make it easier to restitute alleged jewish property after times of persecution and dispossession. "Claim" is every jews favorite word Make the property list as long as possible (don't forget to add the sun and the moon!)

it is the truth, what you say

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Schindler's list actually was a great thing for jews so why not make a list 2.0?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Sorry, I'm all tithed out this month.

Are you sure you're not still Jewish?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Well... My eyes are certainly very beedy, and as you all know, I have had my ongoing problems with sexual perversion...

Dad gum it, WWJD, I think you're right: This calls for a right proper re-commitment to Jesus Christ! I'm scheduling the ceremony for one week from today! Who's in?


Please note that, due to my financial situation, I am forced to charge $15 per person, and there will be a no-host bar.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Sorry, I'm unable to attend. (You charging $15! You should be paying me 10x that to attend. Also, charging money suggests that you have no intention of re-committing, but are doing it purely to make some shekels)

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Here's a little known fact, there is a distinct lower rate of alcoholism among the Jews due to the large hooked noses God gave them. It makes it difficult for them to drink easily, now on the other hand, the Irish are known for their small noses, and alcoholism is sky high there. Isn't our Creator just wonderful!!!

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Here's a little known fact, there is a distinct lower rate of alcoholism among the Jews due to the large hooked noses God gave them. It makes it difficult for them to drink easily, now on the other hand, the Irish are known for their small noses, and alcoholism is sky high there. Isn't our Creator just wonderful!!!

Yes, but the Irish are also known for their freakishly small peckers and gaping bung holes with zero elasticity, yet they still seem to enjoy sodomy more than the average pervert...God's ways are mysterious...

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

Correctly identify them as non-white, on the other hand, and then you have to listen to them playing the race card, claiming victim status, and demanding affirmative action.

The worst part is listening to them prattle on about how they've been "persecuted". Their persecution complex is just unparalleled.

I mean, sure the holocaust and the mass expulsions were bad for them but they never stop and wonder why those things happened.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Jews, let's get you registered today!

If we knew all the Jews in the area we could invite them to a big get together. I have a brother in-law who works for the railroad that may provide free transportation. Unfortunately it is not a passenger line but a cattle hauling service, but it would still be free transportation! We could even have a door prize for one lucky Jew and then make a big celebrity out of him on stage as a special favor. We could do that thing that Hollywood does to special guests where they tactfully and light heartedly make funny jokes demeaning the guest, I forget what it is called, but it might start with an "R". I'm sure our Jewish friends and neighbors would get a big thrill out of that one!