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  • #46
    Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

    Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
    So, what about homosexuality in dolphins, great apes and other mammals?
    Animals have no souls, so nobody really cares what abominations they commit.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #47
      Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      Animals have no souls, so nobody really cares what abominations they commit.
      I just put my bifocals on. I misread that, dear, as animals have no holes! Well I'm glad this wasn't what you wrote, for I can assure you, my dear pussy Isobella have a very prominent one when she lifts her tail, but then, I'm sure I don't need to be boring you with cat tales.
      No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.

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      • #48
        Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

        Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
        Animals have no souls, so nobody really cares what abominations they commit.
        Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...

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        • #49
          Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

          Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
          So, what about homosexuality in dolphins, great apes and other mammals?
          Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Instead of wasting your time asking questions like this, don't you think that this is an ideal time to give your life to the , and to ask to forgive you of your disgusting, horrid sins, and to wash you with to cleanse you from all of your unrighteousness? You are a guest here at , and our purpose is to spread the message of the Gospel, as instructed by the , to all newcomers, including yourself.

          Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".

          Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

          Failing to make this necessary step of seeking as your will result in some very unpleasant situations for you. It means that you will spend all of ETERNITY in , where you will be living in a lake of eternal fire, without even as much as a drop of water to give you a bit of relief. And once you are there, there is no escape from the flames that will be shooting through your eye sockets.

          Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

          Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

          When you get to that stage, Mr. Kropotkin, I have a feeling that the least of your concerns will be whether or not dolphins are homersexualists.

          Sincerely, Isabella W.
          P.S. I must also insist (for your benefit):
          (Mrs.) Isabella White

          Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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          • #50
            Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

            Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
            Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Instead of wasting your time asking questions like this, don't you think that this is an ideal time to give your life to the , and to ask to forgive you of your disgusting, horrid sins, and to wash you with to cleanse you from all of your unrighteousness? You are a guest here at , and our purpose is to spread the message of the Gospel, as instructed by the , to all newcomers, including yourself.

            Romans 3:23 "For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God".

            Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord."

            Failing to make this necessary step of seeking as your will result in some very unpleasant situations for you. It means that you will spend all of ETERNITY in , where you will be living in a lake of eternal fire, without even as much as a drop of water to give you a bit of relief. And once you are there, there is no escape from the flames that will be shooting through your eye sockets.

            Revelation 20:15 "And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire."

            Revelation 14:11 "And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever: and they have no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoever receiveth the mark of his name."

            When you get to that stage, Mr. Kropotkin, I have a feeling that the least of your concerns will be whether or not dolphins are homersexualists.

            Sincerely, Isabella W.
            P.S. I must also insist (for your benefit):
            Personally, I believers to be little more than deltas...

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            • #51
              Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

              Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
              Personally, I believers to be little more than deltas...
              Deltas?! What? The airline? The place in Mississippi? The bathroom fixtures company? What on Earth are you trying to say, Dear?

              Sincerely, Isabella W.
              (Mrs.) Isabella White

              Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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              • #52
                Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
                Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...
                How so? What fukked-up creation story did you hear* that requires animals to have souls?


                *yes, that says "hear", as I seriously doubt you've read more than three pages of the Bible

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                • #53
                  Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                  Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
                  Kinda puts a crimp, however, in your creationist plans...
                  Animals also rape their own offspring, eat their own feces, and engage in cannibalism. For such soulless beasts, sodomy is just one more horror among horrors. The fact that the sin of homosexuality has been observed in hundreds of kinds of animals in fact proves Creation. There is no evolutionary benefit from anal sex whatsoever, and it is in fact a dire threat to the survival of the individual and to the "species" as a whole. All your argument does is correctly point out that homosexuals are animalistic people who rut with wanton rectal abandon like beasts of the field.
                  I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                  Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                  But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                  From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                  • #54
                    Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                    Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                    Deltas?! What? The airline? The place in Mississippi? The bathroom fixtures company? What on Earth are you trying to say, Dear?

                    Sincerely, Isabella W.
                    I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.

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                    • #55
                      Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                      Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
                      I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.
                      *pssst* Those who brag about reading Huxley are usually still in high school.

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                      • #56
                        Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                        Originally posted by PeterKropotkin View Post
                        I guess you didn’t read Brave New World... otherwise you would have understood my statement.
                        Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Brave New World? Oh, that! You're right; I have not read it. But, I am pleased to inform you that it is one of the many books that I've culled from the stacks at the local library, to be destroyed in the annual Triple B event (book-burning bonfire).

                        Books that do not glorify the Gospel of the have no place in the libraries of . Young people have very impressionable minds and I will continue to do my best in removing any and all examples of smut from their reach. At my previous church, I organized these events, as well, and I am attaching a sign that we had made to publicize one of the events.

                        Now, then, since you love to read so much, how about taking this assignment seriously: .
                        Sincerely, Isabella W.
                        (Mrs.) Isabella White

                        Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                        • #57
                          Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          *pssst* Those who brag about reading Huxley are usually still in high school.
                          Psst... no bragging just a simple statement. Psst, I am a spiteful man...

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                          • #58
                            Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                            Originally posted by Isabella White View Post
                            Dear Mr. Kropotkin: Brave New World? Oh, that! You're right; I have not read it. But, I am pleased to inform you that it is one of the many books that I've culled from the stacks at the local library, to be destroyed in the annual Triple B event (book-burning bonfire).

                            Books that do not glorify the Gospel of the have no place in the libraries of . Young people have very impressionable minds and I will continue to do my best in removing any and all examples of smut from their reach. At my previous church, I organized these events, as well, and I am attaching a sign that we had made to publicize the event.

                            Now, then, since you love to read so much, how about taking this assignment seriously: .
                            Sincerely, Isabella W.
                            The 5th November remember remember...

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                            • #59
                              Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                              Praise our Lord Jesus Christ for all those former sodomites who came out of that lifestyle!

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                              • #60
                                Re: Homosexuals are forcing Jesus to watch them have ANAL SEX!!

                                Originally posted by JakubDovac View Post
                                Praise our Lord Jesus Christ for all those former sodomites who came out of that lifestyle!


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