Brothers and sisters, I'm sure you're aware that our friends in the UK are fighting for their lives right now, what with their terror threat level having recently been elevated to "severe," and British nationals of Middle Eastern descent traveling overseas to join ISIS and engage in Jihad.
Fortunately, Britain's courageous Prime Minister has discarded any silly talk of the role that British Colonialism and American Exceptionalism might have played in making the Arab world hate us so much.

Rather than entertain such meaningless noise, he has gotten right to the heart of the matter: The problem is multiculturalism!

Great nations such as the US and the UK are made weak, and become breeding grounds for terrorism, when their dominant cultures are too tolerant of immigrant groups practicing queer customs and adhering to strange values. Cameron said it better than I ever could. Here are his exact words on the subject, in a speech he made earlier today:
I call upon all American members of the Landover Baptist Church to show our solidarity with our British brothers and sisters by striving to embody British values until that country's terror threat level goes back down to "mildly concerned."
How can you do this?
There are so many ways! For example, if the lease on your BMW is about to end, instead of trading it in on a new 7 series, why not stroll over to the nearest Jaguar or Range Rover dealership and treat yourself to a fine example of British craftsmanship?

And when it comes time to hire some new household help, instead of getting a Mexican, why not follow the British custom and hire an Indian?

And when you're eating out, why not have a little fun with your waiter and put on your best cockney accent and say, "'Ello guvna, I'll have a plate of bangers and mash, I will!"
There are just so many ways we can support our friends in the UK during this time of strife, but the best way, of course, is with prayer. Lots and lots of prayer!
And speaking of prayer, I think it's important to remember that God agrees with David Cameron that multiculturalism is a very bad thing. You need look no further than Deuteronomy for proof of this:
Fortunately, Britain's courageous Prime Minister has discarded any silly talk of the role that British Colonialism and American Exceptionalism might have played in making the Arab world hate us so much.

Rather than entertain such meaningless noise, he has gotten right to the heart of the matter: The problem is multiculturalism!

Great nations such as the US and the UK are made weak, and become breeding grounds for terrorism, when their dominant cultures are too tolerant of immigrant groups practicing queer customs and adhering to strange values. Cameron said it better than I ever could. Here are his exact words on the subject, in a speech he made earlier today:
We cannot stand by and allow our openness to be confused with a tolerance of extremism, or one that encourages different cultures to live separate lives and allows people to behave in ways that run completely counter to our values. Adhering to British values is not an option or a choice, it is a duty for those who live in these islands, and in the end, it is only by standing up for these values that we will defeat this extremism, protect our way of life, and keep all our people safe.
I call upon all American members of the Landover Baptist Church to show our solidarity with our British brothers and sisters by striving to embody British values until that country's terror threat level goes back down to "mildly concerned."
How can you do this?
There are so many ways! For example, if the lease on your BMW is about to end, instead of trading it in on a new 7 series, why not stroll over to the nearest Jaguar or Range Rover dealership and treat yourself to a fine example of British craftsmanship?

And when it comes time to hire some new household help, instead of getting a Mexican, why not follow the British custom and hire an Indian?

And when you're eating out, why not have a little fun with your waiter and put on your best cockney accent and say, "'Ello guvna, I'll have a plate of bangers and mash, I will!"
There are just so many ways we can support our friends in the UK during this time of strife, but the best way, of course, is with prayer. Lots and lots of prayer!
And speaking of prayer, I think it's important to remember that God agrees with David Cameron that multiculturalism is a very bad thing. You need look no further than Deuteronomy for proof of this:
Deuteronomy 12:29-32
29 “When the Lord your God cuts off before you the nations whom you go in to dispossess, and you dispossess them and dwell in their land, 30 take care that you be not ensnared to follow them, after they have been destroyed before you, and that you do not inquire about their gods, saying, ‘How did these nations serve their gods?—that I also may do the same.’ 31 You shall not worship the Lord your God in that way, for every abominable thing that the Lord hates they have done for their gods, for they even burn their sons and their daughters in the fire to their gods.
32 [a] “Everything that I command you, you shall be careful to do. You shall not add to it or take from it.
29 “When the Lord your God cuts off before you the nations whom you go in to dispossess, and you dispossess them and dwell in their land, 30 take care that you be not ensnared to follow them, after they have been destroyed before you, and that you do not inquire about their gods, saying, ‘How did these nations serve their gods?—that I also may do the same.’ 31 You shall not worship the Lord your God in that way, for every abominable thing that the Lord hates they have done for their gods, for they even burn their sons and their daughters in the fire to their gods.
32 [a] “Everything that I command you, you shall be careful to do. You shall not add to it or take from it.
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