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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #1

    URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

    Brothers and sisters, I'm sure you're aware that our friends in the UK are fighting for their lives right now, what with their terror threat level having recently been elevated to "severe," and British nationals of Middle Eastern descent traveling overseas to join ISIS and engage in Jihad.

    Fortunately, Britain's courageous Prime Minister has discarded any silly talk of the role that British Colonialism and American Exceptionalism might have played in making the Arab world hate us so much.



    Rather than entertain such meaningless noise, he has gotten right to the heart of the matter: The problem is multiculturalism!



    Great nations such as the US and the UK are made weak, and become breeding grounds for terrorism, when their dominant cultures are too tolerant of immigrant groups practicing queer customs and adhering to strange values. Cameron said it better than I ever could. Here are his exact words on the subject, in a speech he made earlier today:

    We cannot stand by and allow our openness to be confused with a tolerance of extremism, or one that encourages different cultures to live separate lives and allows people to behave in ways that run completely counter to our values. Adhering to British values is not an option or a choice, it is a duty for those who live in these islands, and in the end, it is only by standing up for these values that we will defeat this extremism, protect our way of life, and keep all our people safe.

    I call upon all American members of the Landover Baptist Church to show our solidarity with our British brothers and sisters by striving to embody British values until that country's terror threat level goes back down to "mildly concerned."

    How can you do this?

    There are so many ways! For example, if the lease on your BMW is about to end, instead of trading it in on a new 7 series, why not stroll over to the nearest Jaguar or Range Rover dealership and treat yourself to a fine example of British craftsmanship?



    And when it comes time to hire some new household help, instead of getting a Mexican, why not follow the British custom and hire an Indian?



    And when you're eating out, why not have a little fun with your waiter and put on your best cockney accent and say, "'Ello guvna, I'll have a plate of bangers and mash, I will!"

    There are just so many ways we can support our friends in the UK during this time of strife, but the best way, of course, is with prayer. Lots and lots of prayer!

    And speaking of prayer, I think it's important to remember that God agrees with David Cameron that multiculturalism is a very bad thing. You need look no further than Deuteronomy for proof of this:

    Deuteronomy 12:29-32

    29 “When the Lord your God cuts off before you the nations whom you go in to dispossess, and you dispossess them and dwell in their land, 30 take care that you be not ensnared to follow them, after they have been destroyed before you, and that you do not inquire about their gods, saying, ‘How did these nations serve their gods?—that I also may do the same.’ 31 You shall not worship the Lord your God in that way, for every abominable thing that the Lord hates they have done for their gods, for they even burn their sons and their daughters in the fire to their gods.

    32 [a] “Everything that I command you, you shall be careful to do. You shall not add to it or take from it.
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  • Basilissa
    South of the Border outreach program
    True Christian™
     
    • Mar 2013
    • 12903

    #2
    Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

    Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
    Brothers and sisters, I'm sure you're aware that our friends in the UK are fighting for their lives right now, what with their terror threat level having recently been elevated to "severe," and British nationals of Middle Eastern descent traveling overseas to join ISIS and engage in Jihad.

    Fortunately, Britain's courageous Prime Minister has discarded any silly talk of the role that British Colonialism and American Exceptionalism might have played in making the Arab world hate us so much.



    Rather than entertain such meaningless noise, he has gotten right to the heart of the matter: The problem is multiculturalism!



    Great nations such as the US and the UK are made weak, and become breeding grounds for terrorism, when their dominant cultures are too tolerant of immigrant groups practicing queer customs and adhering to strange values. Cameron said it better than I ever could. Here are his exact words on the subject, in a speech he made earlier today:




    I call upon all American members of the Landover Baptist Church to show our solidarity with our British brothers and sisters by striving to embody British values until that country's terror threat level goes back down to "mildly concerned."

    How can you do this?

    There are so many ways! For example, if the lease on your BMW is about to end, instead of trading it in on a new 7 series, why not stroll over to the nearest Jaguar or Range Rover dealership and treat yourself to a fine example of British craftsmanship?



    And when it comes time to hire some new household help, instead of getting a Mexican, why not follow the British custom and hire an Indian?



    And when you're eating out, why not have a little fun with your waiter and put on your best cockney accent and say, "'Ello guvna, I'll have a plate of bangers and mash, I will!"

    There are just so many ways we can support our friends in the UK during this time of strife, but the best way, of course, is with prayer. Lots and lots of prayer!

    And speaking of prayer, I think it's important to remember that God agrees with David Cameron that multiculturalism is a very bad thing. You need look no further than Deuteronomy for proof of this:
    I'm sending my prayers for the British way of life through you, my dearest Brother!

    I am, however, a bit concerned about some heathen, non-white customs which may have creeped into the Godly British lifestyle. Take, for example, the custom of drinking tea - it is a heathen Indian custom, and hence it should be erradicated from the British culture in order to stick to 100% British values!

    For the same reason, all Brits should stop eating all foreign food and stick to the British cuisine.
    Whatever that might be.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • toosinfultocare
      Unsaved trash
      • Sep 2014
      • 16

      #3
      Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

      I am an American. It's really none of my business but I do wish all parties the best.

      May you and yours live long and prosper

      Whichever side you are on

      I am on neither, I am an American (:-
      A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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      • Thomas Helwys
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Aug 2014
        • 126

        #4
        Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

        Originally posted by tooldtocare View Post
        I am an American. It's really none of my business but I do wish all parties the best.

        May you and yours live long and prosper

        Whichever side you are on

        I am on neither, I am an American (:-
        So in the War Against Heathen Ragheads you don't want to take a side? I hope you really think through your position! It's NOT the position a True Christian would take! Perhaps some scripture for you? Revelation 3:16 "So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
        "


        Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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        • Alvin Moss
          Serving Jesus
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2013
          • 4468

          #5
          Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

          I believe that the Lord has sent this plague upon the English.

          They knew God, but they turned from Him.

          They will have got off easy if He doesn't turn the survivors into Negroes.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • Des
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2013
            • 2718

            #6
            Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

            Originally posted by Thomas Helwys View Post
            So in the War Against Heathen Ragheads you don't want to take a side? I hope you really think through your position!
            That God mocker is no Christian. He is praying to a tribble in hopes of being picked up by a United Federation of Timelords starship and beamed safely onto the surface of Arrakis.
            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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            • WWJDnow
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2009
              • 6291

              #7
              Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

              What exactly are British values, anyway? As far as I can tell, they're intellectualism, lukewarm Christianity, underpaying dentists, and sodomy. I can't support any of that. But, when the chips were down, they did stand up for world peace and Anglo-Saxon domination of the world by fighting in Afghanistan, so I'm willing to overlook a few flaws.
              The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78551

                #8
                Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                Originally posted by tooldtocare View Post
                I am an American. It's really none of my business but I do wish all parties the best.

                May you and yours live long and prosper

                Whichever side you are on

                I am on neither, I am an American (:-
                Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

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                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
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                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Harsha Shah
                  Curry slurping demon
                   
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 321

                  #9
                  Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                  Yes! These are very painful issues especially for us whose grandparents were emigrating from other countries to live and work in Britain. It is customary to treat all of Asian descent as if we were identical when discussion like this takes place. I am happy to tell you that in Britain the discussion is also much more intelligent and it is taking into account the fact that assigning a person to a random group in public media does not make that person someone who is always carrying out the ideology of a certain religion. Yes. Many of us are very secular and many of us are very non-violent. I feel sad that so many Asian young people feel that it is OK for them to be going to Middle East and work there for violence, oppression and injustice. Yes. It is heartbreaking. Still, I cannot be responsible for them only because someone thinks we belong to the same imaginary group. We must not look for culprits but we must teach the non-violence for children. Also your Christianity is teaching the non-violence. Yes. It is wonderful.

                  I also know that you are making fun of us of Indian descent in the pictures. I am not offended. It is always good to laugh and one is not being as dangerous if you can laugh at her. It is decreasing the fear of the unknown, eh? I know. My grandparents, when they were first living in the UK would have wanted to get to know English culture and civilization but they could not find any, eh? Yes, they could not! I am joking here.
                  "Ecclesiastes 3:7
                  A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."
                  Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

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                  • Des
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2013
                    • 2718

                    #10
                    Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                    Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
                    Yes! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah all of Asian descent as if we Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Yes. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Yes. It is wonderful. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
                    Yes, Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I also know that you are making fun of us of Indian descent Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Yes, Blah Blah Blah
                    So which are you, Asian or Indian? More thinking, less prattle.
                    Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049

                      #11
                      Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                      She seems to be saying the Chinamen are responsible for Islamic terror. Not sure why she would defame her own people in such a way?

                      She's a nice girl, though. I think she just needs Jesus. Well, that, and the firm hand of correction that a good husband can provide.
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                      • Naomi Ruth Lamb
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2013
                        • 999

                        #12
                        Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                        In honor of British culture, perhaps we can give up dentistry for a while. We can buy some yellow food coloring and use it for mouth wash, letting it soak in and discolor our perfect American teeth. God save the Queen!

                        I'll fly British Air on my next few trips in search of appropriate places to open Naomi's Moist Pie.

                        This is a jolly good idea, FM.

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10049

                          #13
                          Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                          Interestingly enough, Naomi, eel and pie shops are very popular in England.

                          I'm sure the very thought of it might strike you as kind of icky, but I wonder if you've ever considered putting an eel in your pie? The British sure do love to see a nice pie that's filled up with a big, squirmy eel. Maybe you should try it.
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                          • Thomas Helwys
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                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2014
                            • 126

                            #14
                            Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                            I've done a great deal of praying about this while walking down by our river front property along the Yellowstone River and I've come to a conclusion. I don't approve of the Brits and their homersexuality that exists in their "royal" family. (See this example of the Prince Harry the Sodomite)

                            But I do agree that it's better they try to take use their limp wristed military (well can you call them a military?) and top the ragheads over there so they don't come over here!

                            Revelation 19:15-16 "And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.And he hath on his vesture and on his thigh a name written, King Of Kings, And Lord Of Lords."

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                            • Attila's Wife
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1941

                              #15
                              Re: URGENT: Show your solidarity with Prime Minister David Cameron by embracing British Values!

                              Thank you so much, Brothers and Sisters, for your support in these difficult and dangerous times. I am posting this from the luxuriously appointed WW2 Anderson shelter buried under my grandson's back garden, and shall stay here until the alert level is lowered to merely "terrifying".

                              Adhering to British values is not an option or a choice, it is a duty
                              Now you see, here is the problem: David "call me Dave" Cameron falls into the trap that brought so many of his predecessors to a sticky end. What exactly are British values? Brother WWJDnow makes a brave attempt to define them here:

                              Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
                              What exactly are British values, anyway? As far as I can tell, they're intellectualism, lukewarm Christianity, underpaying dentists, and sodomy. I can't support any of that.
                              But he too falls into the trap of believing that the people of the UK are British. British is just a passport. The only people who claim to be "British" are:

                              1. Ghastly foreign immigrants who have been given passports (which are handed out like free condoms under our deplorably lax system) and their uppity descendants.

                              2. Equally frightful Northern Irish protestants.

                              No, the people of these isles define themselves as English, Welsh, Scotch or Fenian and what Dave is talking about here are ENGLISH values!



                              Starting from Brother WWJDnow's list, I am writing to the Prime Minister to explain his mistake and propose that while we should do away with pseudo-intellectualism, lukewarm atheism, under-qualified immigrant dentists, sodomy, fat women with a complete absence of dress-sense and warm beer, we should retain the following, which are Biblically sanctioned:
                              • fish & chips (Mark 6:41. I am sure if potatoes had been more readily available, Jesus would have used them as an alternative to loaves)

                              • a stiff upper-lip in times of difficulty (Joshua 1:9)

                              It goes very much against the grain to abandon the use of extreme rudeness and sarcasm, but I have been unable to find Biblical support for these most cherished traditions.


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