Ok thats it!

[Mindlessness]

Ok i have had enough of you all thinking i am a liar, that I'm gay and that I'm a heretic so enough stalling, ring my Pastor and he will tell you that i am none of these thing and instead a caring Christian who would never lie about anything.

his number is PORN DELETED.

Or maybe your scared of talking to a true pastor and a true Christian!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Ok thats it!

Ok i have had enough of you all thinking i am a liar, that I'm gay and that I'm a heretic so enough stalling, ring my Pastor and he will tell you that i am none of these thing and instead a caring Christian who would never lie about anything.

his number is PORN DELETED.

Or maybe your scared of talking to a true pastor and a true Christian!

Don't post people's phone numbers to this forum.

[Mindlessness]

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Why? oh i see because his number is the one to call to find out the truth about me and you would all rather just take shots at me because of your ignorance!

[VictoryOS]

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The number was probably just the number of some kid you go to school with and this was your attempt to "prank" him. We know how you children think, so don't try to pull any more tricks on us.

[papparat]

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Surely, if that was the case this so called Pastor should be attending here & not awaiting a call.

Taking shots at you? What are you suggesting?

You want to host a "drive by" as you chaps call it

[Mindlessness]

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Yeah sure think what you want untrue Christians

[Billybob Sunday]

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Why? oh i see because his number is the one to call to find out the truth about me and you would all rather just take shots at me because of your ignorance!

Mindlessness,

I have yet to address you, unsaved brother, but now I will.

You are full of self-pride, thinking you are better than the righteous people here at Landover. You are not. Your hubris is your sin, and it will lead you straight to Hell.

The pastors at Landover are True Christians, and they are compassionate. Frankly, I gave up on you long ago. Were I able, I would have quarantined you already. But the pastors here are showing you mercy, and I know that they are praying for you even as you mock and scorn them.

Yours in Christ,

BBS

[JennyD]

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Mindless, if only you would give your life to Jesus instead of the hippie love god your "pastor" tells you about, you'd soon be as happy and loving as we.

Wouldn't that be nice?

Come, now. Just admit the truth, that your Pastor promotes a false hippie love god who sends everybody to Heaven in spite of their many sins.

It's OK to have been raised as a False, Liberal Christian. We can help you find the One True God of the Bible, my friend!

You're safe now. No hippies can harm you here.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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All you have to do is post a link to your church's website here on God's favorite forum. I'll contact your pastor, don't worry, yougurt.

[Mindlessness]

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My church doesn't have a website, what church needs a website, people just go to it from the surrounding area!

[fajman]

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When i came to this website, and read the statements you people wrote, my spirit grew so angry i had never felt such emotion before. You so called christians who know nothing of God!!! You take quotes from here and there and think you know everything? Honestly if you think your any closer to being saved, you are wrong!! Your all heartless people who have been misled by satan himself! None of you know god, and i doubt you ever will! Woe to you who make my good spirit angry!

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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When i came to this website, and read the statements you people wrote, my spirit grew so angry i had never felt such emotion before. You so called christians who know nothing of God!!! You take quotes from here and there and think you know everything? Honestly if you think your any closer to being saved, you are wrong!! Your all heartless people who have been misled by satan himself! None of you know god, and i doubt you ever will! Woe to you who make my good spirit angry!

Calm down fajman, take a deep breath – maybe you need some sleep. You obviously have something stuck up your rectum and it will pass tomorrow.

We really don't care who your Pastor is, Jesus brought you here – not him. You have arrived at the one and only certified and Biblically accurate church anywhere on earth. You need to get a grip on yourself and start really reading the Bible (KJV1611). May I recommend that you start with our Bible in a Year program (in our Bible Study section at the bottom of the main page).

[fajman]

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I understand the bible better than you ever will!! pfft..asking me to take a bible study program....

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I understand the bible better than you ever will!! pfft..asking me to take a bible study program....

Dear, dear, that is quite a display of pride and anger!

We here at Landover understand the conflicts in the minds of false Christians such as yourself when confronted with the True Glories of True Christianity (the Faith that surpasses all others in its adherence God's Word as laid out for all to see in KJV 1611.)

If you can show us any part of any statement anywhere on the site that is not in accordance with The Word of The Lord of Hosts, we will humbly apologize in public.

For your part, if you fail to do this or point out falsely a passage in which Landover is actually correct, we would expect a similar apology from you.

Are you willing to take this challenge? All you have to lose is a little pride. Or do you wish to continue spitting at Baby Jesus?

[Mindlessness]

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Don't listen to them! They LIE!!!!! Fajman! They LIE!!!!!!!!!