The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

[Witch Hammer]

Sinners are so touchy these days! Remember back in the day when you could walk into a room full of porch monkeys and shout, "Hey! Porch Monkey!", and every nappy, coconut-esque head would snap around in unison and respond, meekly, "Yassuh?"? Or walk into the cleaners and shout, "Hey, Zipperhead! You over-starch my shirts again and it will be my foot in your @$$!", to which the Zipperhead humbly replied, with a bow, "As you command, O honorable one..."?

It is getting so that one cannot even issue a righteous rebuke based on another person's congenitally cursed race!

Instead of taking the rebuke as it is intended (as a catalyst to spur the ethnically challenged into taking Christ's hand and to transcend spiritually to a paler skin tone), the mongrel in question most assuredly always takes an uppity, aggressive stance.

"Who you callin porch monkey, cracka!?"..."You not #1…YOU #10!! GET OUT MY SHOP AND NO COME BACK!!"..."Hueles a mierda, gringo! (whatever that means)". The list goes on...

Jesus Christ was a straight talker who minced no words with His underlings, and never quailed at calling a spade a spade! If we start treating our subordinates as equals, it will only further enable them and keep them sunk up to the neck in satan's quagmire.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

GET OUT MY SHOP

THIS is the problem with America ever since Obama stole the elections. Blacks now have the false impression that they can actually own things. Something we all know never ends well. I am certain once Jeb Bush and Sarah Palin win the next elections, all Biblical laws, including those about slavery, will finally be restored to their full glory.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

Blacks are offended by terms like "porch monkey" because everyone knows they look like monkeys. Try calling a black a stoop turtle, a pavement ant, or a porch parakeet—it will probably just furrow its brow. But any reference to the simian enrages them and sets off, well, a chimpout. Likewise, confusion will result if you say that Jews are lazy and stupid, Negroes eat dogs, and Chinamen are afraid of showers—because by and large none of those are true. However, match them up differently and you've got something incendiary.

If racial slurs and stereotypes weren't true, they wouldn't offend and they'd be forgotten. Their staying power is proportionate to their accuracy. That's the politically incorrect, inconvenient truth.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

Brother Bathfire has covered this issue thoroughly some time ago HERE.

God tells us that Adam was born equal and, as you will see, we here at Landover have a very strict racial intolerance theme; why, our motto is "No racism will be tolerated.” And I urge you to contact a Pastor if there is the merest hint of that evil.

Bearing that in mind, have you ever been stuck for a graphic description of a foreigner? Or perhaps you don't know what foreigner, beaners, injuns, slants and nigras are calling you. We at Landover revel in the vibrancy of diversity and the study of the forgotten origins of many poetic words and phrases... or, as the cheese-eating surrender monkeys might say, “les mots justs”

Anyhoo, these have been collected together at The Racial Slur Database (if you want to know if you have been insulted, just look there and then phone ACLU) and here are the first hundred. We've a long way to go, so I suggest you learn them by heart:

Get to work!

[knob polisher]

Re: The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

If racism isn't tolerated at Landover why won't you make me a good, tithing, christian African American a church deacon?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

If racism isn't tolerated at Landover why won't you make me a good, tithing, christian African American a church deacon?

We welcome all repentant nigra folk. It really is a tragedy to see the beginnings of a white soul trapped in the nigra body and swamped by the tendency to make off with anything that isn't nailed down. Come to God before it is too late.

There is hope.

Jeremiah 13:23 Can the Ethiopian change his skin, or the leopard his spots? then may ye also do good, that are accustomed to do evil.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The Myth of the Ethnic Slur

If racism isn't tolerated at Landover why won't you make me a good, tithing, christian African American a church deacon?

Shut up, boy.