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Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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I'm so happy that I can vote now, for such a godly president! He's the only person my husband likes, it's not hard, when people like Hillary are running. Why anyone would vote for her...
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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What a charming idea, Sister Daisy Mae.Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View PostWhat a fascinating tidbit, Brother Mayor! Brother Trump is here to Herald in the Good News for
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You can call me a Trumpette!
I think it would be wonderful if others among our beautiful ladies of Landover Baptist would sign on as Trumpettes!
By paying respect to the ancient Trumpet family for its linage of trumpeting the Good News, we will all become better Christians. We are so fortunate to be living in the moment the Trumpet family return.
Donald Trump, declare the Good News of Jesus Christ.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Trumpettes -- what a wonderful name for the ladies who support Trump! Why, I should start a group at my church, with my husband's permission, of course, so that we as women can support the men in getting President, ahem, I got ahead of myself, Mr. Trump get elected."Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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It is a FANTASTIC idea.
I for one would blow you fine ladies to hear your praise, for Donald. Especially while eating Ms Daisy's crusty pie.Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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I do, I do, I do!!Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
Where do I sign?
God created fossils to test our faith.
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My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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The older, less vigorous ladies could have their own squad, the Senior Trumpettes, as they may have trouble keeping up. Maybe it could be shortened to the Strumpettes.God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11Comment
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I'm thinking of a BIG political movement called TRUMPETTES ON THE MARCH!Originally posted by Basilissa View PostI do, I do, I do!! Where do I sign?
Perhaps some big names would sign on right now, Michele Bachmann and Phyllis Schlafly.Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.Comment
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Taking back October 31 with The Donald!
Pumpkins carved like the next President dressing down lazy liberals...
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Praise JESUS I have been away travelling with Mr. Donald. His jet strangely does not allow me to post on Landover Baptist at times. But he has asked me to perform as his personal Spiritual guide and I have agreed (after much negotiation).
Look for Mr. Donald to come out swinging with all of the fury of Christ Jesus in the coming days. Mr. Donald is ready to crush the Catholicks, pulverize the Presbyterians, and mash the Mormons in the coming days. Look for Mr. Donald to jump on the joos, eviscerate the Episcopalians, and assault the Amish. Brothers in Christ, Jesus is coming back into the United States of America!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Donald will make soup of the opposition with those decorations.Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Praise Jesus and thank God for Sister Mary.Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.
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Amen, I wonder what he'll do to the Seventh Day Adventists?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostChristians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Mrs. Etheldreda, what a nice pumpkin! So much better than all the Satanic things I see all around me in California. I think I'll carve Mr. Trump's name into the pumpkins, so that at least heathens understand that it would be in their best interests to vote for Mr. Trump."Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1Comment
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