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  • #91
    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    This is IT. The Republican primary season is over.

    Donald will host Saturday Night Live. I passed along some really funny jokes about Priests and alter boys and Seventh Day Adventists who don't know what day it is. My guess is he will use them.

    There will be no competition left after his performance.

    Donald Trump ‘SNL’ Appearance Originally Planned As Skit Only, Candidate Says


    Donald Trump said this morning his appearance on this weekend’s Saturday Night Live as guest host originally was envisioned as a skit only. That would have given the GOP presidential race frontrunner about the same air time on the show as it had afforded to Dem frontrunner Hillary Clinton.

    “It started off as a skit, and I said ‘Alright, I’ll do it’,” Trump told     Chris Cuomo on CNN’s New Day. “When they took it up to Lorne Michaels – who’s an amazing guy, he’s run Saturday Night Live brilliantly for many years and hes’ a friend of mine – he said, ‘Well wait a minute, he’ll do the skit. Will he do the whole thing?'” And he called me and said, ‘Will you host Saturday Night Live‘ and I said, ‘It’s an honor.’
    Some critics of the booking have chastized SNL and NBC over the disparity between how much air time Trump will get on the important late-night franchise and how much screen time was given to Clinton when she was a guest on the show’s season opener    .
    This is excellent news, Brother Mayor. I am certain that The Donald will not miss this opportunity to turn this light comedy into a revival meeting for the whole nations. Tens, hundreds of millions of spectators will see The Donald submit to Jesus and lead the nation into fervent prayer!

    Proverbs 8:20
    I lead in the way of righteousness, in the midst of the paths of judgment:



    Not only does this decide the GOP candidate, this occurrence apparently designed by Jesus will also determine that The Donald will lead the nation until Rapture. Regardless of the time interval remaining until Second Coming, he'll just change the constipation to allow him to serve more than two terms.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
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    • #92
      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

      I actually think I like Ben Carson. What does Landover Baptist Church think of him?

      Or should I choose the Donald instead?

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      • #93
        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        Ben Carson is a false Christian, while the Donald is a True Christian in the mold of Brother President Vladimir Putin of Russia.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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        • #94
          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Originally posted by Artistic Nebraskan View Post
          I actually think I like Ben Carson. What does Landover Baptist Church think of him?

          Or should I choose the Donald instead?
          I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jesus will not allow a coon or a female to occupy the Whitehouse. Quote me on that.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #95
            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I've said it before and I'll say it again: Jesus will not allow a coon or a female to occupy the Whitehouse. Quote me on that.
            Let alone a coon who also is a Seventh Day Adventist tofu worshipping scum

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            • #96
              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

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              • #97
                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                A beautiful image of royalty, Donald Trump, Sister. His ancestry back to the Trumpet family of Biblical times make the castle image all the more appropriate.

                Donald is running the table at the debates. No one can compete with him.

                I really liked what he did last night when he said, "Wages are too high." Some people rolled their eyes thinking Democrats will jump on that and take votes of working people.

                But, Donald knows that the average working stiff knows someone that is earning more than they should be paid and that is who Donald was referring to. He is so skilled at insulting people others love to see insulted. That is why he will make a great President.
                Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                • #98
                  Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                  I The Donald because he is strong, authoritative and blonde - like !


                  My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.

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                  • #99
                    Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by SmokeMethHailSataan View Post
                    My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
                    Your Creature of Darkness!

                    Give up your filthy devotion to Satan and welcome Jesus into your heart right now!

                    What do you get out of worshipping him anyway? You know your going to be cooking in hell like a rotisserie chicken for all eternity right ?!?!

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                    • #100
                      Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      Originally posted by SmokeMethHailSataan View Post
                      My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.
                      The good and honorable Mr. Trump would have nothing to do with non-Christians, for he is clearly in favor of us. "No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon." Matthew 6:24. So stop lying! Leviticus 19:11 says "Ye shall not steal, neither deal falsely, neither lie one to another."
                      "Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1

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                      • #101
                        Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        You have to admire Trump for his intelligence and courage, not to mention his great sensibility in the face of a tragedy.

                        That whole Paris thing wouldn't have happened if everybody in Paris was carrying guns!!!

                        God created fossils to test our faith.

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                        • #102
                          Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          Originally posted by SmokeMethHailSataan View Post
                          My favorite part of Donald Trump is his outreach to people of all kinds, I once spoke to him, at my local meeting dedicated to the worship of our Lord and savior Lucifer, and his words will stay with me forever, especially each time i bend over to pray.

                          You are already defeated by the blood of Jesus and condemned to eternal torture, go see how long you can stand in the shower on the hottest setting and remember hell is millions of times hotter and God will make you feel it forever. Gonna be funny to watch you types flopping around in there

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                          • #103
                            Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                            You have to admire Trump for his intelligence and courage, not to mention his great sensibility in the face of a tragedy.

                            That whole Paris thing wouldn't have happened if everybody in Paris was carrying guns!!!

                            I told him to say that.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #104
                              Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Even young kids are now jumping on the Trump Bandwagon.

                              SHOUT GLORY!
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                              • #105
                                Re: The Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                Wow, almost wants to make you want to Cut Bieber. (Is that how they say it? Cut Bieber?)
                                Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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