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  • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

    There is no one, I really mean no one, who understands economy better then Donald J. Trump (). Here is his latest tweet, just brimming with True Christian™ logic:




    This is some seriously brilliant stuff. Yes we would save BILLIONS if the Democrats agreed to pay for the wall because... well, I'm not sure why, but I'm sure it makes sense. I just don't understand it because I'm a mere woman.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

    * * *

    My favorite LBC sermons:
    True Christians are Perfect!
    True Christian™ Love.
    Salvation™ made Easy!
    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
    God HATES Rational Thinking!
    True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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    • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread






      President Trump once again shows his superior brilliance. While many people want to laugh and claim "smocking" was a typo, the fact is, it was purposeful. He's manipulating the media. 4D chess. He does it to get the media to spread his tweets even more. He spelled it wrong twice: Smo©king smo©king = CC = Emails. He carefully chooses which words to misspell. We will soon find out the reason for this typo. Trump is very good at subliminal messages and he's doing this to get into their subconsciousness. Just wait and see how the Left try to write it off when we all catch up with his Very Large Brain at work.

      Not only that, but in one fell swoop President Trump has invalidated the WITCH HUNT by proving the hush money didn't happen. And if it did, it wasn't that bad. And if it was, that's not a big deal. And if it is, it wasn't his fault. Case. Closed.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

        He is (s)mocking the Democrats!
        Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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        • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

          Also, STOP THE DRUGS!

          We need a Wall on Drugs to go with our beautiful War on Drugs. P.S. And a diet coke. P.P.S. Plus STOP THE DRUGS!
          If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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          • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

            Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
            Also, STOP THE DRUGS!
            We need a Wall on Drugs to go with our beautiful War on Drugs. P.S. And a diet coke. P.P.S. Plus STOP THE DRUGS!
            Yes, Dr. Toole, we need the Wall to stop drugs from pouring into this country.

            I've just learned of another reason for the Wall. I did not know that half of the illegals now living in our country got in here under various legal visas. They were under student visas, work visas or tourists. Then, they neither left nor renewed their visas and became wetbacks.

            The Wall, then, must stop anyone and everyone from crossing the border into the U.S. No more grandmother visits, students or tourists. No one, period. The Wall will stop this invasion of our country.

            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

              He read the riot act to Pelosi and Schumer, he smocked!!


              Leviticus 26:27-29

              27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
              28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
              29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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              • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                He read the riot act to Pelosi and Schumer, he smocked!!
                Amen! It is so thoughtful, that he is thinking of giving us the best Christmas present ever: a government shutdown.

                Originally posted by NPR Fake News
                President Trump says he is determined to build a wall on the U.S.-Mexico border and he will shut down the government this month unless Congress pays for it. The president hosted a televised meeting with Democratic leaders Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer yesterday. He said he would be proud to shut down the government unless he gets, quote, "what we want, one way or the other."
                God created fossils to test our faith.

                * * *

                My favorite LBC sermons:
                True Christians are Perfect!
                True Christian™ Love.
                Salvation™ made Easy!
                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                  Let's have a minute of prayer, thanking Jesus for FINALLY giving us a leader who takes his job seriously enough to have his people make posters about it.


                  to FAKE NEWS media (proceed at your own risk).


                  P.S.: Looking at this picture again, it seems to me we need to chip in to buy some new ties for our Fearless Leader - he seems to own just this red one.
                  Last edited by Basilissa; 01-03-2019, 01:18 AM. Reason: Added PS
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                  Comment


                  • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                    P.S.: Looking at this picture again, it seems to me we need to chip in to buy some new ties for our Fearless Leader - he seems to own just this red one.
                    Red clothing projects dominance. It symbolizes Trump's red hot rage at liberals, beaners, queers, negroes, terrorists, tree-huggers, women, foreigners, and everyone else who can't get with the program and help Make America Great Again. It is the red of the Republican Party. It also stands for the spilled blood of our soldiers fighting overseas. Furthermore, it is a patriotic reference to "the rockets' red glare." And its large size implies symmetry elsewhere.

                    Hussein Obama and Slick Willie should only have been allowed to wear faggy little pink bow ties. The Donald's aggressive, manly, red tie is fitting and should not be replaced with lesser neckwear.
                    I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                    Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                    But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                    From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                    • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                      We know an intellectual powerhouse like President Trump is sending some message with his red tie. I'm wondering if it is the blood of Jesus on the Cross.

                      Personally, I would like to see him add a Cross to his tie. A Cross seen by millions of people every hour would make an impact.


                      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                      • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                        In an bold move to secure President Trump's hair getting all the attention, employees and administrative officials are officially removing their hair so as not to compete with President Trump's hair. Will provide updates as they come in.


                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                          I finally received an acknowledgment for all my hard work in supporting the Trump campaign. I've been on vacation the past week and upon returning I found this after subscribing to the Trump campaign's newsletter. Apparently, Trump himself personally reviews these lists and was awaiting my name with baited breath. I'm not exactly sure how he knew me since we haven't spoken before, though I've attended some of his rallies. I think we sort of made eye contact. He might have got it from that, or perhaps he found me through this thread. If you're reading this, don't worry President Trump! I'll send that money over shortly! You'll be able to sleep soundly tonight. I'm sure President Trump will be reviewing this list and breathe a sigh of relief knowing that I'm still on board.




                          He even describes me as "one of our greatest advocates for the wall", considering the massive public support of the wall that is quite an accomplishment! One of the greatest must be what, top 10? Top 20 at least?
                          Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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                          • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                            Our Godly President is so great, I'm already tired of winning.



                            I was left speechless today admiring his masterful approach to making a deal.

                            The True Art of the Deal™ is walking out without negotiating:

                            Washington (CNN)President Donald Trump walked out of discussions to end a partial government shutdown, now in its third week, calling the talks with congressional Democrats "a total waste of time."
                            "Just left a meeting with Chuck and Nancy, a total waste of time. I asked what is going to happen in 30 days if I quickly open things up, are you going to approve Border Security which includes a Wall or Steel Barrier? Nancy said, NO. I said bye-bye, nothing else works!" Trump said.
                            God created fossils to test our faith.

                            * * *

                            My favorite LBC sermons:
                            True Christians are Perfect!
                            True Christian™ Love.
                            Salvation™ made Easy!
                            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                            Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                            God HATES Rational Thinking!
                            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

                            Comment


                            • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                              Our Godly President is so great, I'm already tired of winning.



                              I was left speechless today admiring his masterful approach to making a deal.

                              The True Art of the Deal™ is walking out without negotiating:



                              Wait wait wait, wall OR steel barrier?
                              Is he quitting on the wall?
                              I mean, my faith is strong but the Wall is what was promised...
                              1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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                              • Re: The PRESIDENT Donald Trump Appreciation Thread

                                We're so blessed to have a master at negotiation at the head of our government. Nothing else works except walking away after throwing a tantrum. Just ask my ex-wives! It amazes me that the US government has managed to survive for 250 years without using the ONLY thing that works.
                                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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