[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I'm not a boy!

You bear a distinct resemblance to my faithful retainer, "Boy".

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

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Christians are prohibited to gamble.

Not always. For example, when Jonah and shipmates were caught in a hurricane, they drew lots to find out who God hated, and who to throw overboard.

Jonah 1 shows us how to stop hurricanes:

4 Then the LORD sent a great wind on the sea, and such a violent storm arose that the ship threatened to break up. 5 All the sailors were afraid and each cried out to his own god. And they threw the cargo into the sea to lighten the ship.
But Jonah had gone below deck, where he lay down and fell into a deep sleep. 6 The captain went to him and said, "How can you sleep? Get up and call on your god! Maybe he will take notice of us, and we will not perish."
7 Then the sailors said to each other, "Come, let us cast lots to find out who is responsible for this calamity." They cast lots and the lot fell on Jonah. (casting lots always works when you need to discover the truth. Who needs science?)
8 So they asked him, "Tell us, who is responsible for making all this trouble for us? What do you do? Where do you come from? What is your country? From what people are you?"
9 He answered, "I am a Hebrew and I worship the LORD, the God of heaven, who made the sea and the land."
10 This terrified them and they asked, "What have you done?" (They knew he was running away from the LORD, because he had already told them so.)
11 The sea was getting rougher and rougher. So they asked him, "What should we do to you to make the sea calm down for us?"
12 "Pick me up and throw me into the sea," he replied, "and it will become calm. I know that it is my fault that this great storm has come upon you." 13 Instead, the men did their best to row back to land. But they could not, for the sea grew even wilder than before. 14 Then they cried to the LORD, "O LORD, please do not let us die for taking this man's life. Do not hold us accountable for killing an innocent man, for you, O LORD, have done as you pleased." 15 Then they took Jonah and threw him overboard, and the raging sea grew calm.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I suppose I am overqualified for Homeland Security or the FBI. Drat.

I have owned several wood chippers. That qualifies me for the Department of Forestry.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Too bad I'm overqualified. Back when I was an intern for the American Institute of Enterprize, I was qualified enough to get a Coalition Provisional Authority position running a province in Iraq with a larger population than Alaska. Good times, those, but today that means I've overqualified to be Vice-President. I'm betting that after Operation Russian Liberation they'll need someone to run Russia.

My heart bleeds for you brother. The blame falls squarely on the elitist liberals, who like to bitch & moan about "qualifications" and "education", when we all know that it's a load of hooey. Now, with all the time you've invested in 'experience', you have no ability to lead a simple multi-billion dollar organization or government agency. I will talk to Pastor Zeke soon so that he can put in a good word with his relatives at the CIA, and soon enough you will be the new leader of Russia! I hear you used to like a good stiff vodka drink back when you were an intern, so that's all the qualifications I need to hear !

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Everyone knows that "education" and "qualifications" and "experience" and "basic ability to use reason and fact-based judgments in the decision-making process" are LIEberal codewords for Affirmative Action.

[Osambo 08]

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Everyone knows that "education" and "qualifications" and "experience" and "basic ability to use reason and fact-based judgments in the decision-making process" are LIEberal codewords for Affirmative Action.

Affirmative Action was initiated because it's a empiral fact that people like you are unfair,racist and presumptuous.If we eradicate the likes of you,then there's a greater likelihood of it getting abolished.Racial profiling is still omnipresent in today's society.Ask Eze for further details.It is unfortunate but many Whites *cough* Freehold inhabitants are overly racist and think that their race is superior which is fallacious.I'm not saying racism is unilateral but every time I go on sites such as Youtube,Facebook,etc, there are always White trash saying condescending stuff towards people of color and Latinos.

[Osambo 08]

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You bear a distinct resemblance to my faithful retainer, "Boy".

I'm not a boy.Call me Ken,nigra or Black person but I find boy very offending and no, I don't want to engage in brutal sodomy with you.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Yeah sure.

I supported my words with the Bible this time

Miss O'Sambo, you supported that the love of money isn't healthy.

You did not support any prohibition against gambling, nor did you show that our good Brother was betting MONEY. His use of the phrase, "I'm betting" does not necessarily mean he's calling up a bookie named Fat Tony down on 47th Street to place a wager!!

You're a very stupid girl, aren't you?

Meanwhile, qualifications:

When I was a child, I played in a treehouse my father built, and I've lived in several different houses, apartments, and even a condominium in my life.

While I've not really built anything myself, I believe that these experiences should qualify me to take the helm of HUD (Housing and Urban Development).

[Nobar King]

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Affirmative Action was initiated because it's a empiral fact that people like you are unfair,racist and presumptuous.If we eradicate the likes of you,then there's a greater likelihood of it getting abolished.Racial profiling is still omnipresent in today's society.Ask Eze for further details.It is unfortunate but many Whites *cough* Freehold inhabitants are overly racist and think that their race is superior which is fallacious.I'm not saying racism is unilateral but every time I go on sites such as Youtube,Facebook,etc, there are always White trash saying condescending stuff towards people of color and Latinos.

Boy, you must be REALLY young to think that the world is fair, boy. God punishes those who don't worship and obey him.

Affirmative action was initiated to soothe the egos of the liberal democrats. For some reason they wanted to bring themselves down to the level of their inferiors. You can see how good it's worked. They let you into school. A lot of good that did.

[Osambo 08]

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Miss O'Sambo, you supported that the love of money isn't healthy.

You did not support any prohibition against gambling, nor did you show that our good Brother was betting MONEY. His use of the phrase, "I'm betting" does not necessarily mean he's calling up a bookie named Fat Tony down on 47th Street to place a wager!!

You're a very stupid girl, aren't you?

Meanwhile, qualifications:

When I was a child, I played in a treehouse my father built, and I've lived in several different houses, apartments, and even a condominium in my life.

While I've not really built anything myself, I believe that these experiences should qualify me to take the helm of HUD (Housing and Urban Development).

Well,for instance,if he's an ardent Christian,he should try to convert Fat Tony to Christianity,rather than disregarding him by gambling him.God made him to serve,not to be sold as a prostitute

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Boy, you must be REALLY young to think that the world is fair, boy. God punishes those who don't worship and obey him.

Affirmative action was initiated to soothe the egos of the liberal democrats. For some reason they wanted to bring themselves down to the level of their inferiors. You can see how good it's worked. They let you into school. A lot of good that did.

Brother Nobar, you've just demonstrated a firm grasp on the past 40 years' worth of education policy in the US . . . dumb it down to the lowest common denominator, so we can all be equal. No Child Left Behind is its current crowning achievement!

I think I smell a Cabinet position in your future, Brother!

[Osambo 08]

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Boy, you must be REALLY young to think that the world is fair, boy. God punishes those who don't worship and obey him.

Affirmative action was initiated to soothe the egos of the liberal democrats. For some reason they wanted to bring themselves down to the level of their inferiors. You can see how good it's worked. They let you into school. A lot of good that did.

Nah,I work hard to have a promising future.And,I have to work more arduously because people like you are so subjective and think that all Blacks are lazy bums who assault women and other Whites because it's in our inherent nature.Define inferiority,sir.

[Nobar King]

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Maybe you could nominate me in case my other position doesn't come thru.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Nah,I work hard to have a promising future.And,I have to work more arduously because people like you are so subjective and think that all Blacks are lazy bums who assault women and other Whites because it's in our inherent nature.Define inferiority,sir.

Then why are you so sexists sir? Please explain that. So far every post you have made in this forum has been a sexist attack against our female posters.

Have you no decency?

[Osambo 08]

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Then why are you so sexists sir? Please explain that. So far every post you have made in this forum has been a sexist attack against our female posters.

Have you no decency?

Sexist attacks?You commit sexist acts on a daily basis by profusely ordering your wife that she should stay home and complete house chores as if she is devoid of intelligence.I'm never insulted any female poster,since I don't want to augment my infraction points count and surpass the threshold.You should repent tonight for fabricating such lies.Have you no decency?