American Health Care: Tops in the World!!

[H. Montague Worthington]

Brothers and Sisters, I, for one, am so sick of hearing the liberals and the communists and the naysayers and the America-haters criticize The Greatest Health Care System in the World(tm), I thought I would open up this thread for our community and our guests to list some examples of how the American health care system--- The Greatest Health Care System in the World(tm)--- is not only the best health care system in the world, but truly The Greatest Health Care System in the World(tm)!!

I'll start!

A young Florida woman named Terri Schaivo collapsed in her home and experienced cardiac and respiratory arrest on February 25, 1990. Although she suffered extensive brain damage and lived the ensuing 15 years on a respirator and a tube, thanks to prayers, legal injunctions, several hundred appearances on TV talk shows, the Republican congress, and the American health care system-- The Greatest Health Care System in the World(tm)--- on March 17, 2005 she was given a diagnosis of responsive brain function by no less an authority than prominent surgeon Dr. Bill Frist, who made the triumpant announcement of this medical/prayer miracle on the floor of the United States Senate!!!

PRAISE!!

[James Hutchins]

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So does this mean she will stop being a lay-about, get a job and pay back her accumulated medical bill?
I know for a fact, God cured her to make an example of her. One, to ensure people know they have to pay bills they incur, no skipping off due to death or playing possum like this Schaivo lady did. Two, to give hope and prove God can and will cure precious little Trig Palin. Trig is the worlds hope for a better tomorrow.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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I think it's fair to say that no other health care system in the world inspires so many people to pray so hard.

[Bobby-Joe]

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It's the person and not the system that broken. If people took some personal responsibility instead of just giving up because they are in a coma everything would be all right.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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You can always tell a person — or in this case a health-care system — by the enemies that he or it attracts. Since it's not only lie-berals, but also the lie-bertarians at the Cato Institute, who think that America's health-care system needs reform, what more evidence do you need that it doesn't?

[New Directions]

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The United State's health care system is superb, I agree. It's the people who need insurance but don't have it who are the problem. They are either a) too afflicted by God to be eligible for insurance due to pre-existing conditions, or b) too lazy or inept to get a job that offers coverage. So what do they do? They clog up the emergency rooms and become a burden on society.

I'm tired of hearing about Obama's plan to reform health care. I, for one, will never accept health or life insurance, as I consider it a form of gambling. I've put my health in the hands of Jesus Christ, and that's all the insurance I need!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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If America's health care is so bad, why do we have the most prominent and sought-after medical schools and hospitals in the world? Cedar-Sinai in LA, Johns Hopkins in Maryland, etc. Ever notice when there's a rich foreign person they fly to here for medical treatment? Even when they come from those European countries with socialized medicine.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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During the Lewinskigate I famously broadcasted a 96 consecutive hour show in an attempt to get Bill Clinton impeached. At hour 96 I collapsed in a puddle of my own waste and was hauled off to the hospital for treatment for exhaustion. Because I am an esteemed broadcaster I was treated for my mild exhaustion ahead of a man who had accidentally shot himself in the face with a nail gun, a child that was hit by a bus and a woman who was having pregnancy complications that endangered the fetus' life.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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There is nothing like a good dose of Jesus to solve America's health care problems. We are being bankrupted by the likes of the Octo-Mom having vast litters of children out of wedlock (and still no sign of the father).

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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It is a well-known fact that it is the atheists, demoncrats and Darwinistas, who whine about The Greatest Health Care System in the World™.

However, they do not seem to see the irony; by their own Godless standards, it encourages “The Survival of the Fittest” i.e. the rich and influential. This prevents God’s Favorite country from becoming swamped with the replaceable lower orders, who seem to be able to do nothing but breed and claim welfare.

Of course, Jesus foresaw all this when He remarked, “The poor are always with us.” Indeed, there is an endless supply, so we should not worry too much.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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It's only the careless and the lazy who even need healthcare. Sure, if I spent my time doing dangerous things like breakdancing (named after what it does to your bones), or eating unhealthy things like fried chicken, fried chicken and more fried chicken, and who had never seen a vegetable other than watermelon, I'd whine about our healthcare too. But instead of being an unhealthy whiner, the ghetto trash could get healthy by becoming a productive ex-negro like Micheal Steele:

[Buford T Scoggins]

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There can be no doubt that American health care is the world's best. You can tell that by visiting the emergency room of our local public hospital. It's not uncommon to see 300 or more beaners (and some white trash) in the waiting room at any given time. Sometimes they stay there for 12 hours or more until they're driven out by Immigration raids and cops wielding tasers, but they always come back. On occasion, they give birth to their anchor babies out in the parking lot while waiting.

Obviously, they wouldn't be doing this if the health care was superior down in Mexico. They come to American hospitals because they know we're the best.

praise Jesus!
Brother Buford

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Pic thanks to David McKalip, Delegate to the American Medical Association:

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Pic thanks to David McKalip, Delegate to the American Medical Association:

This photo is just more proof of what we already know...

...that Obama was born in Kenya, and not Hawaii.

Back in 1961 when Obama was born, his (black) mother just copied a "certificate of live birth" posted on the internet and changed it with Photoshop. She then hacked into the Honolulu newspaper's web site and made a phony "birth announcement." Obama's mom was in fact one of them Nigerian internet scam artists always offering to send you money if you help them escape from Africa and get a green card.

We will not be fooled!

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford