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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555
    #1

    NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

    Brothers and sisters, please join me in prayer that Jesus takes care of Rush Limbaugh, manly American Hero and Chairman of the GOP as he is cared for in a hospital in Hawaii.

    Report: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii

    Rush Limbaugh has been hospitalized in Hawaii after suffering chest pains -- this according to KITV Hawaii.

    According to KITV, paramedics responded to a call at the Kahala Hotel in Honolulu at 2:41 PM and transported Rush to Queens Medical Center.

    According to the report, Rush was in "serious condition" when he arrived to the hospital.

    Attempts to reach a rep for Limbaugh were unsuccessful.

    UPDATE: TMZ has confirmed paramedics did respond to the Kahala at 2:41 to attend to someone with "chest discomfort."

    Story developing...
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22880
      #2
      Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

      Landover prays for a happy outcome. If he is at death's door, we will hope God sees fit to pull him through.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748
          #3
          Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

          The next time I'm sick I hope I'M in Hawaii!! How fortunate!
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Daisy Mae Johnson
              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15708
              #4
              Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

              Who is this guy? I was getting his seat ready on the HELL Train.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78555
                  #5
                  Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                  Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                  Who is this guy? I was getting his seat ready on the HELL Train.


                  He's the chairman of the Republican Party, dear. You remember the man I was playing golf with the other day? You offered him a slice of pie and he ended up eating the whole thing?

                  Don't you worry your pretty little head about it. This is man stuff, okay?
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 160
                      #6
                      Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                      Sister Verna was so impressed with his endorsement for Oxycontin,
                      she got addicted medicated too!

                      That wonderful Limbaugh man prayed in tongues for that Parkinson 'tard ~Micheal J. Fox ....
                      so maybe it's time for the whole GOP world to pray that something miraculous happens to Rush (in the same kinda tongue talk of course.)
                      All pray now, in harmony with Rush >>>



                      Get Well: Oh Porkulant Christian Soldier!
                      Lead us always in our fight against Nobama-istic Liberal Fem-Nazies .
                      Advance our flock of Christian Republicans onward to 2012 with your tremendous dittoness.

                      Hey, if he bumps off , do ya think that the Mormon followers of Glenn Beck will try and take over Gods Own Party (GOP)?
                      Kinda like what happened to Don Corleone in the Godfather when he choked on an orange slice.....
                      I don't' wanna get whacked by a teabagger .....
                      Live forever Oh, Rush-ed One!!!!

                      Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                      Sister Verna Too {she doesn't want to sleep with the fishes}

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 13930
                          #7
                          Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                          I think we have all been worried to death over our Chairman Rush. I know I have prayed for him often.

                          Dear sweet baby Lord Jesus in Heaven I beseech you with faith that can move mountains, don't let Rush die a horrible painful death! I would also like the praise You who is roasting Bill Hicks eternally for calling Rush a "scat muncher".


                          Amen,
                          Levi
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • eliot mayfield
                              God Squad
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324
                              #8
                              Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                              I'm praying for Rush!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                                • lilith
                                  Night Hag
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 1232
                                  #9
                                  Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                  Brothers and sisters, please join me in prayer that Jesus takes care of Rush Limbaugh, manly American Hero and Chairman of the GOP as he is cared for in a hospital in Hawaii.



                                  Oh I hope he gets exactly what he deserves........
                                  In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                                    • Jerakk
                                      Forum Member
                                      Forum Member
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 178
                                      #10
                                      Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                      Originally posted by eliot mayfield View Post
                                      I'm praying for Rush!
                                      Maybe we should hurry up and move this to the prayer forum. It looks like poor Rush could use all the help he can get with the devil tugging at his heart. I for one am going to start immediately!
                                      Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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                                        • Larry Lee
                                          Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                          True Christian™ Theologian
                                          True Christian™
                                          • Sep 2006
                                          • 4464
                                          #11
                                          Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                          This is terrible, but our prayers are for Chairman Rush to enjoy a full recovery. I hope that Hawaiian hospital is letting Rush's Dominican Republican houseboy attend to him. The lad has a reputation for knowing just how to service Rush's needs.
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                                          I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                            • Gabriel Reproba
                                              Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                              The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                              True Christian™
                                              • Nov 2009
                                              • 2479
                                              #12
                                              Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                              I am praying for the right outcome!
                                              Yours In Christ,

                                              Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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                                                • deadman
                                                  Unsaved trash, foreign devil
                                                  • Dec 2009
                                                  • 24
                                                  #13
                                                  Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                                  Originally posted by Gabriel Reproba View Post
                                                  I am praying for the right outcome!
                                                  Yes yes PRAY for him to come home, It's sooo Hot down here smell that sulfur wow waiting for you Rush

                                                  Mark 9:43-48
                                                  ... into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.

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                                                    • Marshall
                                                      Righteous and Patriotic
                                                      Highest body count at the VFW
                                                      True Christian™
                                                      • Oct 2006
                                                      • 3322
                                                      #14
                                                      Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                                      If he's a Republican then I hopes okay. He is fat though so maybe death is best. I've listened to his show a few times and he's alright for a secular host but I prefer gospel country music if the radio is on.
                                                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                                        • Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          Forum Member
                                                          • Oct 2009
                                                          • 160
                                                          #15
                                                          Re: NEWSFLASH: Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized in Hawaii!!

                                                          I knew it!
                                                          Turns out that both Nobama, and that California harpy ~Nancy Peelosi are BOTH in Hawaii, right NOW.
                                                          Hells bells , they just ran Sister Palin out so they could have Rush all to their unholy selves.

                                                          They done whooped up some juu-juu voodoo to get Mr. Rush to their savage (gook-filled) island and have put a violent curse on his anal cyst, all the way up to his 'kind' heart.

                                                          Pray harder brethren, the death squad demoncrats is possessing his arse with demons and gripping his aorta with their nobama care.


                                                          Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                                                          Sister Verna Too {she is heading for the bunker , just in case}

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