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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

    Looks like the rumors on the Christ Net were true! Fox has signed Sister Sarah Palin as a new contributor in a multi-year deal. I am so excited! I am glad to know that Fox continues to focus on God as opposed tot he LIEberals who focus on elitist smarts and 'facts.' That Fox News is hiring someone who 1) didn't know that Africa was a continent and not a country (according to a FOX NEWS reporter, nonetheless!!); but 2) still thought she had what it takes to run our country, shows that Fox has got what it takes to be a True Christian™ network! This is the first step to Fox taking back the White House and Congress. Shout Glory!!!

    From the story:

    Sarah Palin to join Fox as a contributor

    Commentary: Deal looks like a win for network and VP candidate

    NEW YORK (MarketWatch) -- Already entrenched as No. 1 in the cable-television news wars, Fox News Channel on Monday hired Sarah Palin as a contributor and strengthened itself further. The arrangement, reported in the New York Times, has the potential of playing out as a big win for both parties. Read blog item about Palin signing with Fox.


    For Fox, the addition gives its conservative political base one more reason to tune in, as Palin is the darling of many sectors of the Republican Party. Fox has surged far ahead of rivals CNN and MSNBC so it isn't necessarily fretting about losing its sizable advantage in the ratings. But it's always good business to give the people what they want, and they can't get enough of Palin.




    Palin, for her part, now has an opportunity to appear as an expert commentator on political and family issues. This enables her to stay in the public eye prior to the 2012 presidential election. Pundits have speculated that Palin, who was the Republican vice-presidential candidate in 2008, is gearing up for a run against President Obama in 2012. Palin's bestselling book, "Going Rogue," afforded her an opportunity to expound on a variety of issues while getting ample time on television news shows.


    Palin will appear on Fox on a regular basis as a part of a multi-year deal. (Fox, like MarketWatch, is owned by News Corp.) Palin will not be getting her own show, the Times said, citing a person familiar with the deal, but could wind up hosting an occasional series. When Palin resigned as governor of Alaska last July, political observers suspected that she would seek exposure for her views on a TV news network. So it doesn't come as a shock to anyone that she would sign on with Fox.


    Palin has been coy and noncommittal about her plans. She has enlivened the G.O.P. with her willingness to defend the right-to-life point of view -- and criticize Democrats, particularly President Obama. Further, Palin has won over conservatives who, like her, feel the national media are liberal in nature. Palin was angry about the way journalists portrayed her and her family during the 2008 election campaign and afterward.


    Fox has been working aggressively to remain far ahead of its competition. Fox added tough-talking conservative Glenn Beck from Headline News, operation. Fox News did not immediately respond to a call for comment. According to the Times, Robert Barnett, Palin's attorney didn't respond to a call for comment.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

    Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

    Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
    Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
    The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
    Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
    How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
    20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
    God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
    Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
    Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
    Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
    There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
    Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

    Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.
  • Mistress Cookie
    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2008
    • 6790

    #2
    Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

    This is wonderful news!

    Fox is the only branch of the (lieberal) media that doesn't try to silence Sarah's views or twist her words...so that is the perfect place for her!

    For some reason, I had got the impression she wouldn't be returning to work until her children and new grandson (who I believe, in the goodness of her heart, she's essentially raising)...but I don't care if I'm being selfish,

    I'M THRILLED SARAH'S BACK!

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    • Gabriel Reproba
      Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
      The Most Honest Lawyer in America
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2479

      #3
      Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

      Originally posted by Mistress Cookie View Post
      This is wonderful news!

      Fox is the only branch of the (lieberal) media that doesn't try to silence Sarah's views or twist her words...so that is the perfect place for her!

      For some reason, I had got the impression she wouldn't be returning to work until her children and new grandson (who I believe, in the goodness of her heart, she's essentially raising)...but I don't care if I'm being selfish,

      I'M THRILLED SARAH'S BACK!
      I know I know!! I can hardly contain my emotions upon hearing that Fox News hired Sarah PALIN! When I heard it I laughed out loud with JOY that the LIEberal dominance of our media may be ebbing!
      Yours In Christ,

      Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

      Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

      Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
      Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
      The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
      Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
      How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
      20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
      God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
      Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
      Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
      Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
      There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
      Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

      Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

        I'll be tuned to FOX more than ever. She could show up at any time of day and I don't want to miss her.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Luci Mourningstar
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2009
          • 247

          #5
          Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          I'll be tuned to FOX more than ever. She could show up at any time of day and I don't want to miss her.

          So do I

          Fox News is next to Godliness and with Sister Palin there it will even be closer to God Almighty

          She taught me how to have dominion over moose

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          God loves me so much
          that he killed his only son so I can live forever.


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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29453

            #6
            Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

            Fox...Sarah Palin... Coincidinky? I do not think so. The most sensible politician in the entire world hooking up with the best, most honest news agency in the world. No beating around the bush with this hard hitting duo!
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22880

              #7
              Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

              Excellent! I for one would like to see her ripping into the Demoncrat heavyweights, their their camp followers and international leaders with her God inspired argument and rhetoric!

              Mrs Palin would certainly show them what she and her supporters are made of!
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Leo Natan
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jan 2010
                • 5

                #8
                Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                Doesn't she have to learn how to formulate a sentence first?



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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22880

                  #9
                  Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                  In the general interest, I think she will leave sentencing to judges. I'd like to see her as Head of the Supreme Court handing down fire and brimstone on offenders, but that's for my dreams and the future perhaps.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                    I'm hoping she has a DAILY show!

                    Dear God in Heaven, I am so excited!

                    We should all write in and encourage them to have her on daily. Though the format is really up to her; she had her choice of every TV station in the world, and she chose Fox!



                    Make no mistake: They know they're d%mn lucky to have her. If she wanted, she could just move over to CNN or something.

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                    • GOD=life
                      WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 3263

                      #11
                      Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                      I am sure she was misquoted.

                      She probably said something like "I don't know why Africa IS a continent". And she is right. They aren't doing anything with it anyway. Why give them an entire continent to waste?

                      Certainly, she is not the only one puzzled by this situation?
                      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                      Matthew 7:22
                      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                      • Mistress Cookie
                        Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 6790

                        #12
                        Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                        And anyway, need I remind anyone it's AMERICA that needs help right now, not AFRICA ? ?

                        I am much more comfortable with someone whose focus and training is on our situation here at home, rather than on all the Godless, turbulant dust-ups overseas.

                        That's what we need in politicians and news commentators today.
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                        • Gabriel Reproba
                          Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                          The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2479

                          #13
                          Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                          Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
                          I am sure she was misquoted.

                          She probably said something like "I don't know why Africa IS a continent". And she is right. They aren't doing anything with it anyway. Why give them an entire continent to waste?

                          Certainly, she is not the only one puzzled by this situation?
                          I thought so too, at first. However, her campaign aids have verified the quote and I, for one, and glad she is up front about it. As I said before, Fox News is showing the world that they, just like all True Christians™, care less about elitist, latte-drinking, prius-driving, marxists facts than they care about being Godly. Besides, even though she is the best chance we have at taking back the White House, she IS a woman, and there is only so much information those pretty little noggins can hold at one time. I think the fact that she chose to dislodge any and all information about Africa and which countries are a party to the NAFTA treaty shows that she makes good (dare I say, Presidential?) decisions as to which facts to hold in her head, (Godly ones) and which ones to leave out. She even avoids reading any newspapers or magazines when forming her world-view so as to avoid being distracted by ads for dresses and bake-ware! Also, while I secretly suspect that her good husband, Todd, tells her what to think...like the fact that Alaska should secede from the United States of America, I give her the credit for picking the right suitor when it came to marrying time. Another great executive decision!

                          And then there is the coup de gras: God blessed Sarah with an incedibly short pregnancy!

                          Sarah was married on August 29, 1988, saying that she and Todd eloped to save their parents the expense of a large wedding. There after, her first child, Track, was born on April 20, 1989. My my old-school math, that comes to about 7 months and 21 days after they eloped (or 233 days if you use a calculator and a calendar and it's not a leap year.) 7 months and 21 days? How gracious was God to shorten her pregnancy so much so she could get back to doing God's work? GLORY! All the more reason she should be honoring Jesus by advocating abstinence-only education, fighting against condom distribution in high-schools, and telling everyone that she is against abortion, even if her own daughter was impregnated by a rapist! I can only hope that when I meet my fourth wife, she will be as Christian as Mrs. Palin.

                          So there you have it. She makes sure not to confuse herself with too much non-Biblical information, she has been blessed by God, and I am sure she will show the WORLD what real Bible learning is all about from the first moment she opens her mouth on Fox. Whenever anyone asks you to point one out, point to her and say, "That is a True Christian™ woman for you!"
                          Yours In Christ,

                          Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                          Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                          Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                          Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                          The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                          Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                          How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                          20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                          God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                          Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                          Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                          Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                          There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                          Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                          Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                          • Free Market Fred
                            The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2009
                            • 803

                            #14
                            Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                            Originally posted by Leo Natan View Post
                            Doesn't she have to learn how to formulate a sentence first?
                            That's what teleprompters were invented for. Fortunately, Sister Sarah can read, but only at 20 words per minute. Because she speaks much faster than she can read, that leads to the often-mention "word salad" issue:

                            Q: What is your foreign policy experience?

                            A: I think if you ask that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the people of America are not fully satisfied with all the answers. It's going to be considered also. But again, it's got to put government and it's about putting government back on the verbiage that Senator McCain chose to use them. So we have opportunities for good in the war. You can't blink. You have to be allowed in their benefit, also, a mutually beneficial relationship for us all to be provided the hope that all Americans have, instilled in us, because we're a democratic, we are today with so much collapse on Wall Street, affecting Main Street.
                            The good news is that most conservatives don't really know, or even care, what she says. Anything more complicated than Monday night football hurts their brains. What's important is that Sarah Palin is a hockey mom, a Christian, drives an SUV, Rush Limbaugh endorses her, and men wonder what color panties she wears.

                            In other words, she's fully qualified both as a Fox News commenter and America's next president. After all, it's corporate lobbyists like the ones my company hires, who write the actual legislation. All the president has to do is sign the legislation our lobbyists write without asking questions. It's the job of the news media to stir up public hatred against liberals, minorities and countries we're preparing to invade.

                            Praise Jesus!
                            Brother Fred
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                            Put your faith in Uranus!

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                            • TC Patriot
                              AMERICA - LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT!!!
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 1060

                              #15
                              Re: Fox News Signs Sarah Palin

                              PRAISE!

                              Jesus loves Dick



                              Cheney/Palin 2012

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