Glen Beck: New Republican Mass. Senator Will Murder His Interns!

[Gabriel Reproba]

Beck gets incensed after the new Republican Senator from Mass., Scott Brown, announces on National TV that his daughters are available. Granted, Senator Elect Brown is SMART for trying to marry off his daughters NOW when their value will be at their peak. But EVERYONE knows that you put your daughters up for grabs by having a coming-out party at which you make back-room deals with powerful fathers of young men for marriage alliances.

Beck properly notes that someone who would auction off his daughters on TV is going to murder someone:

I want a chastity belt on this man. I want his every move watched in Washington. I don't trust this guy. This one could end with a dead intern. I'm just saying. It could end with a dead intern.

[Nobar King]

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There probably already is a dead intern. They just haven't found the body, yet.

[Cranky Old Man]

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That would explain the smell.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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I might take the allegation more seriously since it came from Beck.

He would know what indicators to look for . . . . .

[Bobby-Joe]

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I might take the allegation more seriously since it came from Beck.

He would know what indicators to look for . . . . .

Now Brother Griener, Brother Beck had some youthful indiscretions with his first wife, their daughters and a bottle of Jack Dainels. Typical Catholic stuff and Beck had since repented of it. If Jesus can forgive Beck, so can we.

[TC Patriot]

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Leave it to a cry baby Mormon to make such a FOOLISH remark. When Glennis gets it right he hits it out of the ball park but he rolled a gutter ball here.

I suspect that perhaps Brown is a RINO.

[TC Patriot]

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Perhaps I spoke too soon. This Brown character posed nude in that feminist harlot magazine Cosmopolitian. He must be a homer.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

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TC Patriot:
Good point about the homerism.

So, Scotty showed off his buns in Cosmo (known homer jerkin' magazine, with delightful articles on today's fashions).

But his wife starred in an 1980's Rock & Roll Video with a skimpy bikini (of which she removed the top to quickly expose her breast's.)


So are they swingers?
If so, Sister Verna and I would love to do some research on the topic and would consider us selves fortunate to maybe try and contact them , for purely curiosity reasons.
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she wants to make a painting of me, and use Scotties body as a model}

[TC Patriot]

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TC Patriot:
Good point about the homerism.

So, Scotty showed off his buns in Cosmo (known homer jerkin' magazine, with delightful articles on today's fashions).

But his wife starred in an 1980's Rock & Roll Video with a skimpy bikini (of which she removed the top to quickly expose her breast's.)


So are they swingers?
If so, Sister Verna and I would love to do some research on the topic and would consider us selves fortunate to maybe try and contact them , for purely curiosity reasons.
Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she wants to make a painting of me, and use Scotties body as a model}

It seems like that crazy Mormon got it right again! He's a homer and a pimp and his wife is a shameful harlot.

I think Fox News producers have gotten his meds dialed in just right.

[Buford T Scoggins]

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Now Brother Griener, Brother Beck had some youthful indiscretions with his first wife, their daughters and a bottle of Jack Dainels. Typical Catholic stuff and Beck had since repented of it. If Jesus can forgive Beck, so can we.

Amen, Brother Bobby. Jesus forgave Hitler for his youthful indiscretions, so I see know reason why he wouldn't forgive a true patriot like Beck.


One of Hitler's youthful indiscretions

yours in Christ,
Brother Buford