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I seriously doubt there are many True Christians™ in Utah, but their Republican legislators are getting it right.
State bird, state flower, state gun? Utah could be first to have one.
The Utah House passed a measure to make the Browning M1911 semiautomatic the state gun in honor of Utahn John Browning. Critics question the wisdom of having a state gun.
·Utah Gov. Gary Herbert shows a Browning automatic pistol, that was presented to him by Chris Browning (r.) during a celebration of John M. Browning Day in front of the Utah Capitol in Salt Lake City on Monday. The Utah House passed a bill to designate the Browning M1911 as the official state gun. Utah has 24 state symbols recognizing the history, geography, and culture of the state. They include a state cooking pot, a state tree, a state hymn, and a state folk dance.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2011/0126/State-bird-state-flower-state-gun-Utah-could-be-first-to-have-one.
What could be more Godly than a Browning M1911? We’re talking serious “knockdown” power here.
Just imagine you’re a frail little woman at home by yourself preparing dinner for your True Christian husband. You look out the window in your kitchen and seeing a suspicious negroidal-type sneaking into your backyard.
You realize he is up to no good and has only two objectives in mind – 1) to rape you, and 2) to steal the pie you’ve been baking.
You reach into a convenient drawer and pull out your M1911. You rack that sucker and jack a .45 slug into the chamber. Taking careful aim, you blow that spade right out of his Air Jordans.
Your husband arrives home and happily replaces that window you blew out. He throws the carcass over the fence into the neighbor’s yard.
You sit down to dinner and he compliments you on your pie baking skills.
After dinner the you sit down and watch the local eye-witness news whose headline story deals with a mysterious body somebody found in their back yard.
The two of you snuggle together on the couch, taking turns field-stripping the Browning, cleaning out the powder residue and oiling all the moving parts.
We’re talking True Christian™ Americana here.
I wipe a tear from my eye just thinking about this.
State bird, state flower, state gun? Utah could be first to have one.
The Utah House passed a measure to make the Browning M1911 semiautomatic the state gun in honor of Utahn John Browning. Critics question the wisdom of having a state gun.
·Utah Gov. Gary Herbert shows a Browning automatic pistol, that was presented to him by Chris Browning (r.) during a celebration of John M. Browning Day in front of the Utah Capitol in Salt Lake City on Monday. The Utah House passed a bill to designate the Browning M1911 as the official state gun. Utah has 24 state symbols recognizing the history, geography, and culture of the state. They include a state cooking pot, a state tree, a state hymn, and a state folk dance.
http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Society/2011/0126/State-bird-state-flower-state-gun-Utah-could-be-first-to-have-one.
What could be more Godly than a Browning M1911? We’re talking serious “knockdown” power here.
Just imagine you’re a frail little woman at home by yourself preparing dinner for your True Christian husband. You look out the window in your kitchen and seeing a suspicious negroidal-type sneaking into your backyard.
You realize he is up to no good and has only two objectives in mind – 1) to rape you, and 2) to steal the pie you’ve been baking.
You reach into a convenient drawer and pull out your M1911. You rack that sucker and jack a .45 slug into the chamber. Taking careful aim, you blow that spade right out of his Air Jordans.
Your husband arrives home and happily replaces that window you blew out. He throws the carcass over the fence into the neighbor’s yard.
You sit down to dinner and he compliments you on your pie baking skills.
After dinner the you sit down and watch the local eye-witness news whose headline story deals with a mysterious body somebody found in their back yard.
The two of you snuggle together on the couch, taking turns field-stripping the Browning, cleaning out the powder residue and oiling all the moving parts.
We’re talking True Christian™ Americana here.
I wipe a tear from my eye just thinking about this.
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