Ann Coulter explains why Japan is the healthiest place on Earth!

[Brother Scott]

In fact, they probably have a longer average life span due to Hiroshima and Nagasaki!!! Due to her diligent and tireless research, the lovely Miss Coulter may have in fact discovered some kind of chink "fountain of youth".


I think it is fairly obvious as to what happened here. The Lord™ used the earthquake and tsunami to cleanse this heathen nation of it's sinners and atheist swine and gave the True Believers™ the gift of improved health and a longer life span.

[John Creeser]

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God bless Ann, she's always proving those lying liberal scientists wrong.

I think it is fairly obvious as to what happened here. The Lord™ used the earthquake and tsunami to cleanse this heathen nation of it's sinners and atheist swine and gave the True Believers™ the gift of improved health and a longer life span.

While the Lord is vengeful, he is not without mercy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Well, duh! When God smites some atheist science worshiper with cancer, what is the first thing he does? He goes and gets radiation therapy! Everyone knows that radiation is the cure for, and not the cause of, cancer!

The government ought to take money out of education (which causes cancer) and put that money into building nuclear reactors in the suburbs.

[Cranky Old Man]

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I never understood why they stopped making radium watches. The girls making those always had a very bright smile.

[Brother Scott]

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I have just finished my prayers for the afternoon and I thanked the Lord™ for providing us with a woman of such wisdom and integrity. Miss Coulter truly is a gift! Apart from her unquestionable wisdom and knowledge of everything from politics to law and now we find out nuclear physics, we are better Americans knowing that she is here to put these lying socialists in their place.


Not to mention she is stunningly beautiful as well!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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As someone else said, "How can Plutonium be dangerous? It is named after a cartoon dog. A hockey stick can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Plutonium doesn't kill people, people kill people."

[Brother Scott]

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As someone else said, "How can Plutonium be dangerous? It is named after a cartoon dog. A hockey stick can be dangerous in the wrong hands. Plutonium doesn't kill people, people kill people."

Amen Brother Ezekiel



Amen

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Good old mAnn Coulter. I never thought I'd believe a transexual to be a True Christian(tm), but s/he has proven me so very wrong.

I do assume she went through the "change" before becoming a Christian, back in her "raging liberal" days . . .

I'm going to go stand in front of the microwave now.

[Larry Lee]

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I never realized our dear Sister Ann spent so much time reading the MSM... It's not something I'd recommend for everyone.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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I never understood why they stopped making radium watches. The girls making those always had a very bright smile.

That old factory has been torn down and is now a superfund site that our lawyers have been bilking sitting on for decades waiting for an opportunity like this. I'm meeting with Brother Monty and a group of investors tomorrow to put together plans for turning it into a health spa – "Radium Springs Health Spa" sounds like a good name.

[Samuel Coleridge]

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Perhaps someone should throw her into the core as a sacrifice to "dem gawds of nukular" science.

Yours in derision,
Sam

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Ann seems to have a glow about her. Always looks young and beautiful.

You can't argue with someone who does her homework.

I think she would make a nice obedient wife for one of our Freehold bachelors.