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  • POLL: does the Osama killing PROVE time travel?

    Let's face facts; no way in a thousand years could a secret Muslim SOCIALISTIC, fascists, liberal , vacillating, radical Christian, affirmative action beneficiary, community activist, surrender monkey like Obama order the killing of Osama Bin Ladin. How did Obama get that information? Cell phone intercepts and tailing a know courier for OBL. How stupid does Obama think we are, like we never watch 24?

    Were was the TORTURE Mr President?

    No the answer is clear. In 2003 when Bush had Al Quida members tortured President Bush then TIME TRAVELED to 2011 and gave the presidential order to the SEAL team to capture or kill OBL in Abbottabad, Pakistan. Mr Bush, being far to MODEST, declined to take credit for the defeating of America's worst enemy and time traveled back to 2003.

    What do you think?
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    YES: I am a science based Christian
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    NO: I want to pledge my allegiance to the new Caliphate
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    I DON'T KNOW: Sissy Christian
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    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    Re: POLL: does the Osama killing PROVE time travel?

    Time travel is in the Holy Bible so it clearly is possible:

    Ecclesiastes 1:9-10 "The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun. Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been already of old time, which was before us."
    Bob's mom: "Bob is 'special' and unemployed but otherwise a catch!"

    John 20:29: "...blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed."

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      Re: POLL: does the Osama killing PROVE time travel?

      I think that's just logical. Different theories like Schrödinger's cat and the Holy Bible are evidence that George Bush was time traveling.
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        Re: POLL: does the Osama killing PROVE time travel?

        Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
        I think that's just logical. Different theories like Schrödinger's cat and the Holy Bible are evidence that George Bush was time traveling.
        SPATIOTEMPORAL COHERENCE IN THE NEW TESTAMENT

        ACTS 8 5-7 26-29 35-40
        Then Philip went downe to the citie of Samaria, and preached Christ vnto them. And the people with one accord gaue heed vnto those things which Philip spake, hearing and seeing the miracles which he did. For vncleane spirits, crying with lowd voyce, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.

        And the Angel of the Lord spake vnto Philip, saying, Arise, and goe toward the South, vnto the way that goeth downe from Hierusalem vnto Gaza, which is desert. And hee arose, and went: and behold, a man of Ethiopia, an Eunuch of great authority vnder Candace queene of the Ethiopians, who had the charge of all her treasure, and had come to Hierusalem for to worship, Was returning, and sitting in his charet, read Esaias the Prophet. Then the Spirit saide vnto Philip, Goe neere, and ioyne thy selfe to this charet.

        Then Philip opened his mouth, and began at the same Scripture, and preached vnto him Iesus. And as they went on their way, they came vnto a certaine water: and the Eunuch said, See, here is water, what doeth hinder me to be baptized? And Philip said, If thou beleeuest with all thine heart, thou mayest. And he answered, and said, I beleeue that Iesus Christ is the Sonne of God. And he commanded the charet to stand still: and they went downe both into the water, both Philip, and the Eunuch, and he baptized him. And when they were come vp out of the water, the Spirit of the Lord caught away Philip, that the Eunuch saw him no more: and hee went on his way reioycing. But Philip was found at Azotus: and passing thorow he preached in all the cities, till he came to Cesarea.

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