Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

The left thinks they own intelligent women, and they get all discombobulated when a smart intelligent conservative woman starts making waves. So the drive-by media sends their goons out to attack -- asking "gotcha" questions and even making up stories. Christine O'Donnell, Sarah Palin, and now Michele Bachmann.

Take this for instance. Now the liberal media wants us to believe that Michele Bachmann is a lesbian. They want us to think that Michele Bachmann had a lesbian affair with her ex-gay friend Janet Boynes. They want us to believe that Michele Bachman is a lesbian woman, her husband Marcus Bachmann is a gay man, and their marriage is simply for convenience. They expect us to believe that Michele Bachmann hides in bushes to spy on gay rallies.

I don't believe a word of it. In fact, Michele Bachmann flat out refused to mud-wrestle with Sarah Palin. Do you think a real lesbian would be able to turn down mud-wrestling with Sarah Palin?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

I found a Facebook group dedicated to fighting this false, hurtful rumor.

Michele Bachmann is not a Lesbian.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[John Creeser]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Typical liberal lies, not surprising in the least Pastor.

NOW, if everyone just watched Fox news, they'd get the truth.

[Didymus Much]

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... In fact, Michele Bachmann flat out refused to mud-wrestle with Sarah Palin...

Imagine the Payperview you'd get from that! It'd pay off a good piece of the deficit. So they have to do it for the good of the country, or they don't really love the U.S.A.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

We need to set the record straight. Just because thousands of lesbian women take care of parentless children, and Ms. Bachmann took care of parentless children, does not mean she is a lesbian.

And another thing, just because she has never denied being a lesbian, does not mean she is a lesbian.

Now, I can't stop. Just because many homer politicians go out of their way to hammer on homer people, and Ms. Bachmann has hammered on homers, it does not mean she is a lesbian.

I just hope she continues to pledge her word she will carry God's will into the White House.

JJH

[Nobar King]

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I truly believe that Michelle Bachman is not a lesbian. She's a Christian, so how could she be a lesbian?

[Rev Fello Cockroach]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Her very name screams Back,Man! Of course she drinks from the furry cup!

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Her very name screams Back,Man! Of course she drinks from the furry cup!

Her name is pronounced BOCK-mun.

I hope you have proof for your allegation, or else you have committed libel.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Remember what they tried to say about Anne Coulter? The liebrals are pathetic.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Here's more proof to put an end to the false rumor that Michele Bachmann is a lesbian.

Update: Bachmann is first to sign Family Leader’s pro-marriage pledge

The Family Leader, a prominent Iowa group that promotes Christian conservative social values, said Thursday it is asking all presidential candidates to sign a pledge regarding their personal convictions on traditional marriage.

U.S. Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minnesota, quickly signed the pledge Thursday, while an aide to to former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman said he never signs any pledges. A spokesman for U.S. Rep. Ron Paul, R-Texas, said the congressman has reservations, while a representative of President Barack Obama’s Democratic campaign committee declined comment.

If Michele Bachmann were a secret lesbian and trying to hide that fact, then I can't think of a single reason why she would want to be seen rushing to sign an anti-homosexual pledge.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Here is the text of the pledge:

THE MARRIAGE VOW
A Declaration of Dependence upon MARRIAGE and FAMiLY

Faithful monogamy is at the very heart of a designed and purposeful order – as conveyed by Jewish and Christian Scripture, by Classical Philosophers, by Natural Law, and by the American Founders – upon which our concepts of Creator-endowed human rights, racial justice and gender equality all depend. Enduring marital fidelity between one man and one woman protects innocent children, vulnerable women, the rights of fathers, the stability of families, and the liberties of all American citizens under our republican form of government. Our exceptional and free society simply cannot endure without the transmission of personal virtue, from one generation to the next, by means of nurturing, nuclear families comprised of sexually-faithful husbands and wives, fathers and mothers. We acknowledge and regret the widespread hypocrisy of many who defend marriage yet turn a blind eye toward the epidemic of infidelity and the anemic condition of marriages in their own communities. Unmistakably, the Institution of Marriage in America is in great crisis:

• Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA‟s first African-American President.
• LBJ‟s 1965 War on Poverty was triggered in part by the famous “Moynihan Report” finding that the black out-of-wedlock birthrate had hit 26%; today, the white rate exceeds that, the overall rate is 41%, and over 70% of African-American babies are born to single parents – a prime sociological indicator for poverty, pathology and prison regardless of race or ethnicity.
• About one million U.S. children suffer through divorce each year – the outcome of about half of all first marriages and about 60 percent of remarriages, disproportionately affecting economically-vulnerable families.
• The taxpayer-borne social costs of family fragmentation exceeds $112 billion per year, especially when all costs to the justice system are recognized.
• Social protections, especially for women and children, have been evaporating as we have collectively “debased the currency” of marriage. This debasement continues as a function of adultery; “quickie divorce;” physical and verbal spousal abuse; non-committal co-habitation; exemplary infidelity and “unwed cheating” among celebrities, sports figures and politicians; anti-scientific bias which holds, in complete absence of empirical proof, that non-heterosexual inclinations are genetically determined, irresistible and akin to innate traits like race, gender and eye color; as well as anti-scientific bias which holds, against all empirical evidence, that homosexual behavior in particular, and sexual promiscuity in general, optimizes individual or public health.

The Candidate Vow:

Therefore, in any elected or appointed capacity by which I may have the honor of serving our fellow citizens in these United States, I the undersigned do hereby solemnly vow* to honor and to cherish, to defend and to uphold, the Institution of Marriage as only between one man and one woman. I vow* to do so through my:

• Personal fidelity to my spouse.
• Respect for the marital bonds of others.
• Official fidelity to the U.S. Constitution, supporting the elevation of none but faithful constitutionalists as judges or justices
• Vigorous opposition to any redefinition of the Institution of Marriage – faithful monogamy between one man and one woman – through statutory-, bureaucratic-, or court-imposed recognition of intimate unions which are bigamous, polygamous, polyandrous, same-sex, etc.
• Recognition of the overwhelming statistical evidence that married people enjoy better health, better sex, longer lives, greater financial stability, and that children raised by a mother and a father together experience better learning, less addiction, less legal trouble, and less extramarital pregnancy.
• Support for prompt reform of uneconomic, anti-marriage aspects of welfare policy, tax policy, and marital/divorce law, and extended “second chance” or “cooling-off” periods for those seeking a “quickie divorce.”
• Earnest, bona fide legal advocacy for the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) at the federal and state levels.
• Steadfast embrace of a federal Marriage Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which protects the definition of marriage as between one man and one woman in all of the United States.
• Humane protection of women and the innocent fruit of conjugal intimacy – our next generation of American children – from human trafficking, sexual slavery, seduction into promiscuity, and all forms of pornography and prostitution, infanticide, abortion and other types of coercion or stolen innocence.
• Support for the enactment of safeguards for all married and unmarried U.S. Military and National Guard personnel, especially our combat troops, from inappropriate same-gender or opposite-gender sexual harassment, adultery or intrusively intimate commingling among attracteds (restrooms, showers, barracks, tents, etc.); plus prompt termination of military policymakers who would expose American wives and daughters to rape or sexual harassment, torture, enslavement or sexual leveraging by the enemy in forward combat roles.
• Rejection of Sharia Islam and all other anti-woman, anti-human rights forms of totalitarian control.
• Recognition that robust childbearing and reproduction is beneficial to U.S. demographic, economic, strategic and actuarial health and security.
• Commitment to downsizing government and the enormous burden upon American families of the USA‟s $14.3 trillion public debt, its $77 trillion in unfunded liabilities, its $1.5 trillion federal deficit, and its $3.5 trillion federal budget.
• Fierce defense of the First Amendment‟s rights of Religious Liberty and Freedom of Speech, especially against the intolerance of any who would undermine law-abiding American citizens and institutions of faith and conscience for their adherence to, and defense of, faithful heterosexual monogamy.

The Vow of Civic, Religious, Lay, Business, and Social Leaders:

We the undersigned do hereby solemnly vow* that no U.S. Presidential primary candidate – nor any primary candidate for the U. S. House, Senate, Governor, state or municipal office – will, in his or her public capacity, benefit from any substantial form of aid, support, endorsement, contribution, independent expenditure, or affirmation from any of us without first affirming this Marriage Vow. Furthermore, to uphold and advance the natural Institution of Marriage, we ourselves also hereby vow* our own fidelity to this Declaration and especially, to our spouses.

So help us God.

[Little Donkey]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

This historical document should become part of (or replace much of) the Constitution. The moral purity will drive out the evils of homosexualism. It should serve as a template for other countries' constitutions, such as Iraq and Europe, when they finally crawl out of the Stone Age.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Bachmann a lesbian? Why, the very idea is ridiculous. That's like calling Christine O'Donnell a secret witch.

[fool_gregory]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Michele Bchmann is a good solid christian woman and also apart of the tea part for minnisota aswell as a member unto Joel's army with Sarah Palin not running she is the best chance we have to reclaiming America to make way for Christ.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Michele Bachmann is NOT a Lesbian

Michele Bchmann is a good solid christian woman and also apart of the tea part for minnisota aswell as a member unto Joel's army with Sarah Palin not running she is the best chance we have to reclaiming America to make way for Christ.

So you'd have us led by a woman?

Isaiah 3:12 As for my people, children are their oppressors, and women rule over them. O my people, they which lead thee cause thee to err, and destroy the way of thy paths.

1 Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

You clearly have a lot to learn about what God thinks about the cursed sex.

what happens to women's brains when they try to think.