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  • Gabriel Reproba
    Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
    The Most Honest Lawyer in America
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2479

    #1

    Let me get this straight...

    SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs. hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the U. S. border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs ...No wonder we are a country in debt!
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Let me get this straight...

    It's the same story here in the UK. In 1997, there were 37 thousand immigrants living in the UK. Now, there's 120 billion. No wonder we have Polish plumbers and barmy Brussels bureaucrats enforcing sharia law left, right and centre. Ten to a mattress and all. This country is going to the dogs.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Let me get this straight...

      This is libertardism in action! America is the freeist country on the earth so we should have the harshest illegal immigration laws. Anyone caught illegally crossing our boarders should be killed on the spot. No trial needed. Enough with this governments stuff.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • Johny Joe Hold
        Mayor of Freehold
         
        • Feb 2010
        • 12340

        #4
        Re: Let me get this straight...

        We need a President who will grab an A-K himself and demonstrate why it's not a good idea to sneak across our borders.
        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #5
          Re: Let me get this straight...

          Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
          We need a President who will grab an A-K himself...
          Whoa, Johny!!

          What's wrong with the AMERICAN MADE M16? Are you seriously recommending that people look to (possibly) ex-COMMMUUUNNNIIIISSSS for their lethal home defence needs?

          No wonder the States is so f***ed right now, with your own public officials doing everything they can to move (weapon-making) jobs offshore.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #6
            Re: Let me get this straight...

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            Whoa, Johny!!

            What's wrong with the AMERICAN MADE M16? Are you seriously recommending that people look to (possibly) ex-COMMMUUUNNNIIIISSSS for their lethal home defence needs?
            M-16's are made by lazy blood sucking UNION thugs. A REAL American President uses a weapon untainted by socialist, homer enabling hands and that means Chines made AK-47s.

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324

              #7
              Re: Let me get this straight...

              A real man uses one of these, an AA-12! Even the commie Russians are jeaous!

              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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              • Rev. Jim Osborne
                True Christian™ Televangelist
                Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2009
                • 8622

                #8
                Re: Let me get this straight...

                I absolutely agree with this! We really should look to countries such as North Korea, Afghanistan, and Iran as inspiration for passing new laws.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29437

                  #9
                  Re: Let me get this straight...

                  As many of you know, I am an old softie. I hire nearly any person who comes looking for work, and capable of scrawling an "X' on the signature line of an "Agreement of Employment" with Hutchins Plantation, LLC.
                  I have never checked but I would not be in the least bit surprised if old Pedro or Juan was an illegal immigrant. I do know not a single one holds any legal documents because when they are hired, Plantation security and Well Being staff burns all clothing and personal possessions during the delousing process and Welcome Orientation.
                  Each hire is provided an orange jumpsuit with an identification number. These are charged against future earnings (using the ID number on each suit), as are room, board, transportation expenses to the work areas from the chicken coop bunk houses. Additional fees are charged incurred luxury items such as field side water and mandatory Sunday televised Bible sermons.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Deaner
                    Christ's Love Messenger
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 5932

                    #10
                    Re: Let me get this straight...

                    I like taking care of my own business with my loyalty to the Godly U.S of A. If you cross my property line you're getting a .44 hollow point right in the face. Worked everytime so far.

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                    • Free Market Fred
                      The Prophet of Profit, Now Giving Financial Advice to Jesus in Heaven
                      True Christian™
                      • Dec 2009
                      • 803

                      #11
                      Re: Let me get this straight...

                      All this trouble on US-Messican border has provided my company with a number of great business opportunities. Aside from the now privatized Border Patrol, privatized prisons, and a contract to build the electrified border fence, we recently started a new franchise of "live fire" shooting ranges all along the border.

                      The way it works is that we've removed a few sections of the border fence, but we leave in place the land mines, and set up facilities for shooters just on the US side. In the photo below, the border is just 25 yards off to the right:


                      Fun for the whole family

                      The facilities are open 24 hours, and we offer free delivery for ammo, beer, pizzas and Cokes (note: $25 minimum, credit cards accepted). I'm happy to report that business has been booming! We were a little concerned that the fall-off in the US economy was cutting down on the number of beaners trying to cross, but we signed a deal with a Mexican organization to bring in Haitians by boat to the Mexican port of Veracruz, then north the US border by truck, where they're given a chance to make a run for it through the mine field/shooting range. We've been running ads on Haitian TV to recruit more immigrants, with pictures of big homes in Beverly Hills and captions saying "This could be yours." A number of them Haitian darkies DO get through, just enough actually to keep those shelves in Wal-Mart well-stocked with fresh-picked farm produce.

                      Looks like another win-win situation to me.
                      Praise Jesus!
                      Brother Fred
                      CEO, The Uranus Corporation
                      Put your faith in Uranus!

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