The liebaral socialist tree huggers are always pushing to end the war on drugs. They ignore the hundreds of cases a year where a kid shoots up with marijuana before shooting up a school. They close their ears to the cries of families when a weed snorting driver slams into a shopping mall. They whine about the imprisonment of Maryjane huffing hoodlums who go on rape rampages. The liebarals in their insanity would call upon us to end the war on drugs and let these red eyed monsters run like rabid dogs through the streets!
The modest $15 billion a year we spend on this scourge to society is money well spent. If anything, we need more prisons and harsher laws to combat this pestilence. I dare say that allowing police to shoot on sight anyone in possession of marijuana would not be going too far!
While the lieberals distract us with their pleas to release the likes of Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacey, and 2 Chainz, we often fail to notice a truly wasteful and unwinnable war; the War on Human Trafficking!
The Trafficking Victims Protection Act throws $130 million to the wind every single year in a futile effort to prevent hard working entrepreneurs from lending a hand to their fellow man. Do you know how many more officers the Drug Task Force could afford with that $130 million? Almost 2,000! That is 2,000 more patriotic Americans kicking in the doors of weed dens and cleaning up our neighborhoods.
Instead, we waste this money while preventing importers from earning an honest days living. The TVPA actually PREVENTS AMERICANS FROM WORKING! Haven't the Demonicrats already done enough damage to our economy? Will they not rest until American unemployment reaches the 100% mark like socialist Switzerland? Enough is enough! We need to put Americans back to work, and we need to create new job markets while we do.
Lets face the facts, no amount of funding is going to prevent envious foreigners from wanting to come to the Greatest Nation on Earth! Illegal immigrants will continue to swim from Mexico, Peru, Africa, Canada, and other third world countries to bask in the glory that is America. And as long as they do this, there will be a group of people who are willing to aid their journey in exchange for a modest fee. The lieberal commies would have us throw open our borders and welcome these car thieves and rapists with open arms, while Godly Republicans see the obvious folly of an unregulated flow of riffraff.
I suggest a compromise. Sanctioned Labor And Vocation Enterprise act. Here is how it works.
The Sanctioned Labor And Vocation Enterprise act, or S.L.A.V.E. act for short, would take over the workload of the Immigration & Naturalization Service which is currently under the umbrella of Homeland Security. The first duty of S.L.A.V.E. would be to round up all illegals currently dwelling a parasites within the United States. As restitution and reimbursement for their leeching off the American economy, these criminals would be put to work building a razor wire topped 30 foot wall around the nation with fortified guard stations and machine gun nests every 50 feet. Once the Great Wall project is complete, the criminals will then be evaluated for
S.L.A.V.E. applicability with those falling short of work requirements being deposited on the other side of the fence nearest their current location.
The American future of immigration policy would see the development of a new job market, that of the Labor broker. Labor brokers would travel the globe in search of S.L.A.V.E. laborers, then see to the importation of the few desirable aliens. The qualified aliens would be provided a generic work contract granting them room and board in exchange for labor. This in turn would stimulate the economy, allowing for the return of the family farm and lower prices for American manufacturers. Further economic growth can be foreseen with the creation of market houses facilitating vigorous bidding on contracts. These S.L.A.V.E. markets would employ thousands of auctioneers and security guards around the country.
Certainly there would be some concern for safety with the integration of numerous aliens. But we must consider the fact that America is currently infested with illegal aliens that we lack the means to track. The S.L.A.V.E. act would work vigorously to minimize the risks involved in dealing with potentially violent aliens. First, each S.L.A.V.E. laborer would be given a heat mark on their body. This mark would inform police and S.L.A.V.E. brokers of their nation of origin and which S.L.A.V.E. house imported them. A second heat mark would be applied once their contract was purchased to similarly inform authorities of who to contact should the S.L.A.V.E. laborer wander away from his or her assigned duties.
Finally we must recognize that tracking and identification is not enough to prevent crime, so an actual deterrent would be employed. Each S.L.A.V.E. broker would fit the laborers they import with a crime prevention device (CPD). This device would incorporate simple dog training technology and permanently lock around the S.L.A.V.E. laborers neck. The broker or contract holder would hold a small remote control device which when activated would deliver a harmless but behavior correcting electrical jolt through the CPD. The broker/contract holder would have graduating
settings capable of delivering more powerful corrections in the event that the S.L.A.V.E. laborer becomes unruly or violent. These devices would greatly retard criminal misconduct as well as sparing the necessity of diverting police officers to handle situations. The CPD would also contain a GPS device to further back up the heat mark identifier and make finding the laborer easier.
This S.L.A.V.E. act remains in the budding stages, and would need fine tuning before implementation. When finalized, it should serve as a healthy compromise to a lieberal open border policy while still keeping reasonable conservative people safe from the horrors of illegal immigrants.
The modest $15 billion a year we spend on this scourge to society is money well spent. If anything, we need more prisons and harsher laws to combat this pestilence. I dare say that allowing police to shoot on sight anyone in possession of marijuana would not be going too far!
While the lieberals distract us with their pleas to release the likes of Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacey, and 2 Chainz, we often fail to notice a truly wasteful and unwinnable war; the War on Human Trafficking!
The Trafficking Victims Protection Act throws $130 million to the wind every single year in a futile effort to prevent hard working entrepreneurs from lending a hand to their fellow man. Do you know how many more officers the Drug Task Force could afford with that $130 million? Almost 2,000! That is 2,000 more patriotic Americans kicking in the doors of weed dens and cleaning up our neighborhoods.
Instead, we waste this money while preventing importers from earning an honest days living. The TVPA actually PREVENTS AMERICANS FROM WORKING! Haven't the Demonicrats already done enough damage to our economy? Will they not rest until American unemployment reaches the 100% mark like socialist Switzerland? Enough is enough! We need to put Americans back to work, and we need to create new job markets while we do.
Lets face the facts, no amount of funding is going to prevent envious foreigners from wanting to come to the Greatest Nation on Earth! Illegal immigrants will continue to swim from Mexico, Peru, Africa, Canada, and other third world countries to bask in the glory that is America. And as long as they do this, there will be a group of people who are willing to aid their journey in exchange for a modest fee. The lieberal commies would have us throw open our borders and welcome these car thieves and rapists with open arms, while Godly Republicans see the obvious folly of an unregulated flow of riffraff.
I suggest a compromise. Sanctioned Labor And Vocation Enterprise act. Here is how it works.
The Sanctioned Labor And Vocation Enterprise act, or S.L.A.V.E. act for short, would take over the workload of the Immigration & Naturalization Service which is currently under the umbrella of Homeland Security. The first duty of S.L.A.V.E. would be to round up all illegals currently dwelling a parasites within the United States. As restitution and reimbursement for their leeching off the American economy, these criminals would be put to work building a razor wire topped 30 foot wall around the nation with fortified guard stations and machine gun nests every 50 feet. Once the Great Wall project is complete, the criminals will then be evaluated for
S.L.A.V.E. applicability with those falling short of work requirements being deposited on the other side of the fence nearest their current location.
The American future of immigration policy would see the development of a new job market, that of the Labor broker. Labor brokers would travel the globe in search of S.L.A.V.E. laborers, then see to the importation of the few desirable aliens. The qualified aliens would be provided a generic work contract granting them room and board in exchange for labor. This in turn would stimulate the economy, allowing for the return of the family farm and lower prices for American manufacturers. Further economic growth can be foreseen with the creation of market houses facilitating vigorous bidding on contracts. These S.L.A.V.E. markets would employ thousands of auctioneers and security guards around the country.
Certainly there would be some concern for safety with the integration of numerous aliens. But we must consider the fact that America is currently infested with illegal aliens that we lack the means to track. The S.L.A.V.E. act would work vigorously to minimize the risks involved in dealing with potentially violent aliens. First, each S.L.A.V.E. laborer would be given a heat mark on their body. This mark would inform police and S.L.A.V.E. brokers of their nation of origin and which S.L.A.V.E. house imported them. A second heat mark would be applied once their contract was purchased to similarly inform authorities of who to contact should the S.L.A.V.E. laborer wander away from his or her assigned duties.
Finally we must recognize that tracking and identification is not enough to prevent crime, so an actual deterrent would be employed. Each S.L.A.V.E. broker would fit the laborers they import with a crime prevention device (CPD). This device would incorporate simple dog training technology and permanently lock around the S.L.A.V.E. laborers neck. The broker or contract holder would hold a small remote control device which when activated would deliver a harmless but behavior correcting electrical jolt through the CPD. The broker/contract holder would have graduating
settings capable of delivering more powerful corrections in the event that the S.L.A.V.E. laborer becomes unruly or violent. These devices would greatly retard criminal misconduct as well as sparing the necessity of diverting police officers to handle situations. The CPD would also contain a GPS device to further back up the heat mark identifier and make finding the laborer easier.
This S.L.A.V.E. act remains in the budding stages, and would need fine tuning before implementation. When finalized, it should serve as a healthy compromise to a lieberal open border policy while still keeping reasonable conservative people safe from the horrors of illegal immigrants.



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