Death Penalty for Children!

[Godfly]

Why is the south blessed with so many True Christian politicians? Anyway, I'm on board with this. If we could have the death penalty for kids my children would never talk back again!

This Charlie Fuqua makes my short list for Republican presidential nominees.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/08/charlie-fuqua-arkansas-candidate-death-penalty-rebellious-children_n_1948490.html

[James Hutchins]

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I for one, am in favor of the death penalty for children, provided it is fully backed by scripture. To be honest, I have yet to meet a child not filled with devilish behavior which by all rights, deserves to be smote.

Children who refuse to obey their parents must be executed.
If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them: Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place; And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard. And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear. -- Deuteronomy 21:18-21
He that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. -- Exodus 21:15
He that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death. -- Exodus 21:17
Children who mock their parents will have their eyes plucked out by ravens and eaten by eagles.
The eye that mocketh at his father, and despiseth to obey his mother, the ravens of the valley shall pick it out, and the young eagles shall eat it. -- Proverbs 30:17
Like Abraham, parents should be willing to kill their children for God.
And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and ... offer him there for a burnt offering.... And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the knife to slay his son. -- Genesis 22:2,10
God killed all the firstborn children in an entire country.
The LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon.... And there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead. -- Exodus 12:29-30
Sometimes God kills children for misbehaving.
And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them. -- 2 Kings 2:23-24
Someday God will force parents eat their own children.
And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat. -- Leviticus 26:29
And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters. -- Deuteronomy 28:53
And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend. -- Jeremiah 19:9
And then there's this statement, which could only be found in the Bible:
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. -- Psalm 137:9

So, put my wife (Mrs. Hutchins) and I down for a 'Yes' on Youth in Asia.

[Free Market Fred]

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I can easily understand the temptation to execute the little monsters when they start acting out. However, killing a child is a terrible thing. Good Christians have recognized through the centuries that children are precious. They are a gift from God, given to you for a reason. Destroying that gift would be a tragic mistake, if not an outright sin!

Many people see child raising as a great burden, both emotionally and financially. But that is the wrong attitude. If you learn the proper methods, controlling your child should be no trouble at all. You can, in fact, reap great emotional and financial rewards if you employ the right methods.

All that crying, screaming, tantrums, etc, can easily be brought under control deploying simple physical restraints like chains, gags and dark closets. Electric shocks might occasionally be deployed in difficult cases, but in general that won't be necessary. Do not, I repeat, do not use a baseball bat or any other hard object that could cause permanent physical injury. Remember, you'll never get any useful work out of a kid with a broken arm.

Once you've got the kid under control, consider what kind of home schooling you want to provide. A work-study program is the most effective way to educate your child. By working, your young one can work to "earn points" to purchase items like food, water and time outside of the basement cell.


Earning points

Of course, it's possible that you don't really have that much work for your kids to do around the trailer park. In that case, consider renting out your kid to others who do have a job for your child. As a bonus, your precious offspring can learn new skills from his or her apprenticeship.


Learning new skills, making new friends

In fact, you may gain so much satisfaction from these arrangements that you might even want to consider adopting a poor black child.


Grateful adopted Negro earning his keep

Negroes are good for jobs that require muscle, but if you need a higher skilled worker, considering adopting a Chink. Over there in Asia, they got all sorts of orphans whose parents tragically passed away in my company's factories. Although we offer employment to these unfortunate kids, for a fee we'll gladly arrange an adoption. You can just imagine the joy the youngsters will feel upon learning that they have been selected to live in America!


Lucky winner of the Adopt-A-Chink program

Remember, like all the earth's resources, it is your Christian duty to exploit that which The Lord has given us. A good Christian upbringing for your children will benefit you, benefit society, and benefit my company. It's a win-win-win!

[James Hutchins]

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If a child will not pull their own weight, what good are they?
Proverbs 13:4
The soul of the sluggard desireth, and hath nothing: but the soul of the diligent shall be made fat.

[Free Market Fred]

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If a child will not pull their own weight, what good are they?

Brother James, we can always find some use for children. A gentleman named Jonathan Swift wrote about this way back in 1729...

A Modest Proposal For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland From Being A burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to The Public

...I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled...

Obviously Mr Smith was a True Christian. Or at least, he would have been had he not lived in Euroweenie Britain. As it turned out, he just piddled his life away writing children's books like that gay story about an island country where everybody is a midget. Needless to say, that book is banned from schools in Texas and other righteous states and communities.


Note the gay stockings and high heels

If only Michelle Bachmann's husband had been around back them, he could have helped Mr Smith pray the gay away.

[Basilissa]

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Brother James, we can always find some use for children. A gentleman named Jonathan Swift wrote about this way back in 1729...

You provide a very wise quote from an important historical document, Brother. It also contains important notes on the flavor of Catholic babies as well:

Infant's flesh will be in season throughout the year, but more plentiful in March, and a little before and after; for we are told by a grave author, an eminent French physician, that fish being a prolifick dyet, there are more children born in Roman Catholick countries about nine months after Lent, the markets will be more glutted than usual, because the number of Popish infants, is at least three to one in this kingdom, and therefore it will have one other collateral advantage, by lessening the number of Papists among us.

(A MODEST PROPOSAL For preventing the children of poor people in Ireland, from being a burden on their parents or country, and for making them beneficial to the publick.).

[Sickened by Humanity]

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WOW You people are MONSTERS!

THOU SHALT NOT KILL!!!!

IT IS ONE OF YOUR TEN UNBREAKABLE RULES PEOPLE.

Not; Thou shalt not kill unless.... THOU SHALt NOT KILL! PERIOD! FULL FREAKING STOP DON'T DO IT! EVER!

You people read what you want out that book and discard what doesn't fit you.

Jesus promoted love and kindness TO ALL MANKIND not the ones the same colour as you, (which was not the colour of Jesus' skin so you must hate him for being a "nigger" or whatever you want to call people with darker skin than you hypocrites) or those that are healthy, or because they have a penis. You are the very definition of Anti Christianity. All you do is hate and punish in the name of a God of compassion and caring and peace. Please. If you were a christian you would love everyone not hate.

You will all burn in your made-up hell. I hope you don't get re-incarnated as human until religion has been abolished. I hope you have to crawl back up by the way of the dung beetle.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Jesus promoted love and kindness TO ALL MANKIND

You clearly never bothered to get your Bible out of it's shrink wrap. You need to read Revelation 19:11-21 where the Bible describes how Jesus will completely destroy everyone who doesn't unconditionally love Jesus, e.g. denies He exists.

Some highlights from Revelation 19:11-21:

• "in righteousness he doth judge and make war"
• "he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God"
• "ye may eat the flesh of kings, and the flesh of captains, and the flesh of mighty men"
• "And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh"

[Sickened by Humanity]

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Revelations were a dream, a prophetic dream. Does your bible not say that Prophecy is a heresy? An abomination of GOD and it is in his book?

Also. Jesus is supposed to be a DIRECT DESCENDANT OF KING DAVID, yes neither versions could agree on the family tree and if Mary was a virgin, tracing Jesus' family back through Joseph IS POINTLESS. Because if Joseph didn't impregnate Mary, then JESUS IS NOT OF HIS SEED OR HIS LINE. So Jesus is NOT born of the line of King David and therefore is not the divine King of the Jews he was thought to be. Go figure. Have you even read your bible right? It is all in there.

Mathew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 and Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 and Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 and Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 and Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 and Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 and Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 and Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 and Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 and Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 and after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 and Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 and Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 and Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 and Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

But Joseph did not impregnate Mary, Joseph is is NOT Jesus' father by blood. So you can forget all of that.

By the way, what version of the bible do you weirdos follow, cause you know the bible has been translated wrong and mis-interpreted in its 1500 years on the planet

[Basilissa]

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Revelations were a dream, a prophetic dream. Does your bible not say that Prophecy is a heresy? An abomination of GOD and it is in his book?

Nope.

Also. Jesus is supposed to be a DIRECT DESCENDANT OF KING DAVID, yes neither versions could agree on the family tree and if Mary was a virgin, tracing Jesus' family back through Joseph IS POINTLESS. Because if Joseph didn't impregnate Mary, then JESUS IS NOT OF HIS SEED OR HIS LINE. So Jesus is NOT born of the line of King David and therefore is not the divine King of the Jews he was thought to be. Go figure. Have you even read your bible right? It is all in there.

Mathew 1:1 The book of the generation of Jesus Christ, the son of David, the son of Abraham. 2 Abraham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and Jacob begat Judas and his brethren; 3 and Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; 4 and Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; 5 and Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse; 6 and Jesse begat David the king; and David the king begat Solomon of her that had been the wife of Urias; 7 and Solomon begat Roboam; and Roboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 8 and Asa begat Josaphat; and Josaphat begat Joram; and Joram begat Ozias; 9 and Ozias begat Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 10 and Ezekias begat Manasses; and Manasses begat Amon; and Amon begat Josias; 11 and Josias begat Jechonias and his brethren, about the time they were carried away to Babylon: 12 and after they were brought to Babylon, Jechonias begat Salathiel; and Salathiel begat Zorobabel; 13 and Zorobabel begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Eliakim; and Eliakim begat Azor; 14 and Azor begat Sadoc; and Sadoc begat Achim; and Achim begat Eliud; 15 and Eliud begat Eleazar; and Eleazar begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 16 and Jacob begat Joseph the husband of Mary, of whom was born Jesus, who is called Christ.

But Joseph did not impregnate Mary, Joseph is is NOT Jesus' father by blood. So you can forget all of that.

1 Timothy 1:4; Neither give heed to fables and endless genealogies, which minister questions, rather than godly edifying which is in faith: so do.

By the way, what version of the bible do you weirdos follow, cause you know the bible has been translated wrong and mis-interpreted in its 1500 years on the planet

Are you suggesting that the Bible was written around A.D. 500?

To answer your question, we use God's favorite translation, the King James Bible.

[Alphonse Alban]

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in its 1500 years on the planet

Again you show that you know nothing of history. Most of the Bible is MUCH older than 2000 years, yet alone 1500 years.

[Didymus Much]

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...You will all burn in your made-up hell...

With logic like that, how could you be wrong about anything?

...I hope you don't get re-incarnated as human until religion has been abolished...

Oh, a reincarnation believer (who claims to be atheist). That's sooo much better.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Oh, a reincarnation believer (who claims to be atheist). That's sooo much better.

I think he is one of those atheists that does not believe in God because they haven't find any scientific evidence supporting the existence of God but believes in superstition like karma and reincarnation because there is zero scientific evidence supporting reincarnation

Or maybe he is just mixing atheism with hinduism. Ah well, that's why I always say that heathen's a heathen.

[Sickened by Humanity]

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Or maybe I don't believe in re-incarnation just like I don't believe in your craziness. Like everything you are reading just the words and none of the meaning.

I don't believe in god because he does not exist. If he does... Where is he? It didn't take much for him to flood the Earth. These days we are thousands of times worse, take you people for example. Why is he not flooding the Earth again? Or worse. Jesus might have "died for our sins", but seriously, that does not make up for the way humanity has gone. The way you are talking there is only about 300 people on this planet worth saving, so why doesn't he kill the rest and start again with "the right people" ?

Thousands of years ago we knew little of how things worked and we needed a reason for them. Vikings thought a wolf in the sky ate the sun. We know now it is the moon covering the sun, just perfectly. Half the crap you all talk about is easily explained by science, yet you are just too ignorant

[Alphonse Alban]

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Or maybe I don't believe in re-incarnation

You just clearly wrote that you believe in reincarnation. Remember?

I hope you don't get re-incarnated as human until religion has been abolished. I hope you have to crawl back up by the way of the dung beetle.

You heathens are always so silly.

Like everything you are reading just the words and none of the meaning.

So you don't have anything to write that has any meaning. It kinda explains a thing or two.