2017 Witch Hunt!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Woot!!!


Gentlemen and pastors, get thee ready for another great year of WITCH HUNTING!


For the sake of the new folks, here are the rules:

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.


2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.


3. Because of ISIS and unwanted immigration we are now allowing Terrorist Hunting as well. Same rules apply.


4. For a trial time, we have added SJWs to the list of acceptable prey. Extra points if her "problem glasses" are in one piece!

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $69.99. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.


Winners will receive the coveted 2017 Witch Hunt Award, dinner for 4 at The Red Lobster, a gun of his/her choice from Bob4God's Gun World and a leather bound, over-sized KJV1611 Bible.


Now get out there and get us some witches!


Be GODLY, be good and most importantly HAVE FUN!


Post your results here!

[GaleWhoring the Boring (On Moderation)]

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Oooh, speaking of witches, I was wondering if I should go as one for Halloween. I was thinking of going as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. My spirit guardian.

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[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Woot!!!
Gentlemen and pastors, get thee ready for another great year of WITCH HUNTING!Now get out there and get us some witches!
Be GODLY, be good and most importantly HAVE FUN!
Post your results here!

This is one of the annual highlights here at Landover Baptist. Thank you, Sister Etheldreda, for provided this announcement.

What I like about the timing of the annual WITCH HUNT is it comes when the school year is just getting underway. What better teaching moment can there be than finding witches and getting rid of them.

[Cranky Old Man]

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we have added SJWs to the list of acceptable prey

I am very glad to hear that. Today a postwoman, I am not kidding here, arrived with a package. Since a woman delivering packages can clearly not be a Christian (Ephesians 5:22-24), I am certain she was either a witch or worse, a feminist. I am glad we can shoot those as well now as the Godly Major Johny Joe Hold has implemented Biblical Law in Freehold during the annual Witch Hunt!

[Romeo Rovagnati]

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I would have liked to join the Witch Hunt, too bad that the Inquisition ended long ago.

[Roland]

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I would have liked to join the Witch Hunt, too bad that the Inquisition ended long ago.

Did you miss the new Franco policies?



*We kicked them out long ago, it took 80 years though.

[Megan1993]

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Oooh, speaking of witches, I was wondering if I should go as one for Halloween. I was thinking of going as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. My spirit guardian.

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I'm going as an iglacious. I have no costume.

[Titus Templeton]

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So do we have a minimum age restriction this year on who we can shoot? Last year a lot of people gave me bad looks for that Indian kid.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

So do we have a minimum age restriction this year on who we can shoot? Last year a lot of people gave me bad looks for that Indian kid.

Oh, that was because it was just an Indian, they really have no value at all and some were upset you added it to your tally. Truthfully, a dozen of them is like a a single normal witch.

[Megan1993]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

I would have liked to join the Witch Hunt, too bad that the Inquisition ended long ago.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition. XD


Is this for real? Like is this REALLY real?


Are these people hunting humans? I'm surprised no one has called the cops on this forum... conspiracy to commit murder....


Oh and don't kill sjws they're my lol cows...with out them I have nothing to lol at.

[Elmer G. White]

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I am not so devoid of empathy to see the troubled locked away or killed neither am I arrogant enough to believe I have authority over who has a soul or not.

This is wonderful. You are leaving the judging of souls to Jesus (Revelation 20:13) and judging angels to us (1 Corinthians 6:3).

Oh and don't kill sjws they're my lol cows...with out them I have nothing to lol at.

I don't think all bronies are gay. They exhibit gay tendencies I'd say more like little manchilds obessed with ponies.
Trust me you'll want to go to a furry convention they're real dens of depravity there.

Hi...I see you guys were posting about bronies...I too hate bronies.

Now I see, this is called a double standard or special pleading. The rules you try to impose on others do not concern you. It seems that you are allowed to ridicule people that you find inferior (SWJs, bronies) and call them names and rejoice in their antics. Your rules are not valid when it comes to you. Your rules, however, are valid when God or Jesus make statements that oppose your lifestyle. As we here on God's Favorite Forum are totally unbiased I can say that there is, of course, the possibility that you may be right and that your opinions should be given more reverence than to the opinions of God or Jesus. Please give us some justification to choose your ideas over theirs. Please be warned that in case you fail, Jesus has something to tell you!

Matthew 7:5
Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Vantheman4321]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Woot!!!


Gentlemen and pastors, get thee ready for another great year of WITCH HUNTING!

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For the sake of the new folks, here are the rules:

1. To prove a kill you must submit genitals, teeth, ears or fingers or toes to the Pastors if you cannot bring in the entire body.


2. Severely maiming will get you points, but it's not as good as a kill.


3. Because of ISIS and unwanted immigration we are now allowing Terrorist Hunting as well. Same rules apply.


4. For a trial time, we have added SJWs to the list of acceptable prey. Extra points if her "problem glasses" are in one piece!

You will need a permit, they are now available in the Church Lobby. The cost is $69.99. If you are not able to afford the cost of a Witch Hunting Permit, please fill out a "Hardship" Form available from a Pastor and a permit will be provided for you free of charge.


Winners will receive the coveted 2017 Witch Hunt Award, dinner for 4 at The Red Lobster, a gun of his/her choice from Bob4God's Gun World and a leather bound, over-sized KJV1611 Bible.


Now get out there and get us some witches!


Be GODLY, be good and most importantly HAVE FUN!


Post your results here!

Even speaking of this is a terrorist threat, and is illegal. Go here https:backdoorsluts9.com to see what is and isnt legal. If you aren't the woman I am quoting, dont go here.

Tell me when you have read the rules!

[Vantheman4321]

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Correction- saying you will do it is a threat. My bad. https:backdoorsluts9.com

[Roland]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Even speaking of this is a terrorist threat, and is illegal. Go here https:backdoorsluts9.com to see what is and isnt legal. If you aren't the woman I am quoting, dont go here.

Tell me when you have read the rules!

Telling people not to do something might actually accomplish the opposite.

[Vantheman4321]

Re: 2017 Witch Hunt!

Telling people not to do something might actually accomplish the opposite.

Ha. Wow. Nice work. Really. Although, what they are planning, that isnt legal. And now you have my IP. They are going to hurt people. I knew it was a logger THB.