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  • #106
    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

    An animated adventure based on a tract by Jack Chick
    Learn the dangers of HELLoween by reading it quick!



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    • #107
      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

      this will be me on halloween
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      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • #108
        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

        YOUR MISERY AND HATE WILL KILL US ALL
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • #109
          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

          Originally posted by Death's best friend View Post
          YOUR MISERY AND HATE WILL KILL US ALL
          Who are you talking to, dear?

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #110
            Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Who are you talking to, dear?

            THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE CONTROL THE FORUM. THE PASTORS AND ALL
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #111
              Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

              Originally posted by Death's best friend View Post
              THE PEOPLE THAT LIKE CONTROL THE FORUM. THE PASTORS AND ALL
              Dear Godmocking Nancyboy;

              Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing stray dogs to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

              Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
              5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
              5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
              Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

              YIC,

              --Pastor Ezekiel
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #112
                Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                Halloween does not celebrate the birth of the devil, as the devil was not born, but created. Halloween is a traditional holiday created in Godless Ireland as they believe that October 31st was when demons walked around their villages, leaving treats outside to persuade them to leave them alone. This alone should be clear. Please read up on your facts before making stupid posts in which you do not understand the history or even ANYTHING about what you are talking about.
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                Isaiah 13:9 Behold, the day of the Lord cometh, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it.
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                • #113
                  Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                  Originally posted by God_Is_My_Savior View Post
                  Halloween does not celebrate the birth of the devil, as the devil was not born, but created. Halloween is a traditional holiday created in Godless Ireland as they believe that October 31st was when demons walked around their villages, leaving treats outside to persuade them to leave them alone. This alone should be clear. Please read up on your facts before making stupid posts in which you do not understand the history or even ANYTHING about what you are talking about.


                  Not Christian = evil.

                  Why is that so hard to understand?
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

                  * * *

                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                   Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #114
                    Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                    Originally posted by God_Is_My_Savior View Post
                    Halloween does not celebrate the birth of the devil, as the devil was not born, but created...
                    Really? When and where did this supposedly happen?

                    ...Halloween is a traditional holiday created in Godless Ireland as they believe that October 31st was when demons walked around their villages, leaving treats outside to persuade them to leave them alone...
                    And that has so much to do with little kids running around in costumes.

                    ...This alone should be clear...
                    Of course it is. After all, you just said it, so it must be true, right?

                    ...pointless and counterproductive insults deleted...
                    So how has insulting people you've never met before, while positing your own views as correct and unimpeachable (despite the complete lack of citations, references, or any other form of support), worked in converting people to your views so far?

                    Hey, here's a crazy idea: if you want to claim something is true, CITE YOUR SOURCE(S). That way people will know where your information comes from, and can check it out for themselves, instead of having to rely on your own, personal, COMPLETELY UNSUPPORTED assertions.

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                    • #115
                      Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                      Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                      The next few weeks will test Jesus' strength as Satan celebrates his birthday, but I'm sure with our help, Jesus will prevail. Be on the lookout for elevated activities amongst Witches, Wiccas, Emos, Goths, Homers, and folks who use ipods.

                      PS I forgot about Demoncrats, Wal-Mart (for selling Helloween paraphernalia) and Metallica fans, etc...
                      Jesus will prevail, we must all kneel down to our lord and savior whilst Saitan tries to celebrate his holiday, WE MUST NOT LET HIM!
                      This space reserved for Scripture -- Admin

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                      • #116
                        Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                        I will be visiting my dad on his grave it has been a while since I pay him a visit.

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                        • #117
                          Re: Welcome to HALLOWEEN = HELLOWEEN

                          Originally posted by mrgrtt123 View Post
                          I will be visiting my dad on his grave it has been a while since I pay him a visit.
                          Oh? Is he in Heaven or suffering in Hell right now as we speak?


                          Where will you go?


                          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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