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  • Proud Faroese
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2011
    • 509
    #1

    Jesus Ween

    What do you people here think about this idea?



    http://jesusween.com/
    Tags: halloween = helloween
    • Proud Faroese
      Forum Member
      • Aug 2011
      • 509
      #2
      Re: Jesus Ween

      Ignore the atheists mocking Christ, the commercial they show is really good, this seems like a great Godly alternative to Helloween, the commercial starts at 0:44

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556
          #3
          Re: Jesus Ween

          Well I like the idea but I hate the name. (It sounds vaguely obscene mixed with the Lord's names)

          I give out Chick Tracts and Christian candy to any children I see during the month of October.

          On Halloween they get a beating if they come on my property though.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079
              #4
              Re: Jesus Ween

              Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
              ...this seems like a great Godly alternative to Helloween...
              WEENING!

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                • Proud Faroese
                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 509
                  #5
                  Re: Jesus Ween

                  Thats why i asked you about opinions, i also dont really like the name, couldnt it just be called Jesus Win? That would sound much better and more appropriate

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                    • GodTouchesMe4Pleasur
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 3
                      #6
                      Re: Jesus Ween

                      Originally posted by Proud Faroese View Post
                      What do you people here think about this idea?



                      http://jesusween.com/
                      Sure I'll go to hell, Its a f*cking party down there. While you're putting on your homosexual wings, I'll be nice and toasty. Like the quizno's subs. That's right, Quizno's is made and run by Satan. That's why it's so f*cking GOOD!! All jesus ever made was you pathetic faggots. Go to heaven.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22940
                          #7
                          Re: Jesus Ween

                          I would rather be stroked with a plastic bag filled with cold liver. We have Hallowe'en, followed by the Satanic Ritual of the Catholic "all Saints Day."

                          Jesusween seems an invention of the fluffy-bunny Christian. You don't staunch the hemorrhage with a band-aid. You need to get out there with big sticks, torchlight parades, burning crosses, etc.

                          As Eusabius said, "In matters of Salvation, the ends justify the means."
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • Palmer C. Eldrich
                              Unsaved trash
                              Current Status: Driving the Short Bus
                               
                              • Mar 2008
                              • 349
                              #8
                              Re: Jesus Ween

                              I'm thinking of going:
                              Things are going to get worse before they get better.

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                                • Gabriel Reproba
                                  Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                                  The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Nov 2009
                                  • 2479
                                  #9
                                  Re: Jesus Ween

                                  I just saw a story on this on Fox. We should gather as many participants together as we can. Once we have a large number of Jesus Weeners, we can show the world what we are made of. Only Jesus Weeners can show people what Christianity is really all about.
                                  Yours In Christ,

                                  Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                                  Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                                  Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
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                                  The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
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                                  How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                                  20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                                  God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
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                                  Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                                  Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                                  There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                                  Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                                  Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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