Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

The game is simple:
1. Post a random word from this random word generator.

2. Pretend to get offended, in the way what politically correct social justice warriors get offended by all sorts of words. Keeping finding ways to get offended by random words until you hit a word that isn't a hate crime. Then it's someone else's turn to get offended by that word.

3. If a word stumps us for an entire day, skip it. If this happens we'll blame our lack of skill as offense-takers, not jump to the fascist conclusion that not every word in the English language is a hate crime.

4. One point for every word you manage to get triggered by. (I get 5 points for the below) No points for getting meta-offended, like pointing out that this game is racist because only using English words is a hate crime against Ebonics.

Ladies and Gentlemen and its and otherkin etc. start your engines....Go!

Manovery
Definition: A contrivance or maneuvering to catch game illegally

Cruelty to animals! And the mixing of "man" and "overy" is clearly an insult to transexuals!

Multidigitate
Definition: Having many fingers or fingerlike processes

That's Ablist-normaliative! As the self-appointed savior of single-fingered differently-abled people everywhere, I charge you with hate crimes!

Winebibber
Definition: One who drinks much wine

That's blaming the victim! Alcoholism is a disease!

Disforestation
Definition: The act of clearing land of forests

Opposing clearcutting is a hate crime against vultures and other creatures that live in deforested wastelands!

Heliciform
Definition: Having the form of a helix spiral

Swastikas are spirals!

Okay, the next one stumped me. Your turn, bretheren:

Not pated
Definition: Same as Nott headed

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

I googled "Nott headed", it refers to "having the hair cut close" which is a bull-dyke stereotype and also ableistnormalitive mocking of bald children (but not bald men, because men are scum, and anyway they already have someone who gets offended on their behalf).

Bishoplike
Definition: Resembling a bishop belonging to a bishop

Bishop, is that store for bisexuals? That's a discrimination against trisexuals!

Watermark
Definition: A mark indicating the height to which water has risen or at which it has stood the usual limit of high or low water

7 points for me. Your turn.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Watermark
Definition: A mark indicating the height to which water has risen or at which it has stood the usual limit of high or low water

7 points for me. Your turn.

A hatecrime to believe that it isn't rising on the coastal plains!

Override

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

A hatecrime to believe that it isn't rising on the coastal plains!

Good angle. I was thinking something like "Mark is a man's name, it should be called a watermary" but that also works.

Override

Riding is animal abuse! I was a pony in a past life and you just triggered me!

Candid
Definition: White

Huh? This is really what the random word generator gave me.

"Candide is written by an old dead white guy!"

Daylight
Definition: The light of day as opposed to the darkness of night the light of the sun as opposed to that of the moon or to artificial light

That's diurnal-normalitive! As nocturnal-American (we prefer the term crepuscular) I am sick of being called a vampire (not that there's anything wrong with being a vampire-American).

Dirl
Definition: To thrill to vibrate to penetrate

Uh.....I guess I'll leave this one to someone else....

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Dirl
Definition: To thrill to vibrate to penetrate

Uh.....I guess I'll leave this one to someone else....

Typical misogynist definition of what should be a gender neutral thing. His/hertory typically interprets events and concepts from the male perspective. Penetration is power, and vibration distracts the victim from her True Oppressive State.

Solan goose
Definition: The common gannet

Misogynistic and speciesist. These birds are typically referred to in the female (a male is called "gander"), reflecting the value of womyn is summed up in what they can provide for a man. In this case, it's food and comfort (downy feathers wrap around the male to protect him from the elements as he explores the earth with male companions only).

Oppletion
Definition: The act of filling up or the state of being filled up fullness

Misogynistic. Triggers the reader to recall the socially constructed identity of the woman as an receiver and incubator for the product/value of the man.

Declination
Definition: The act or state of bending downward inclination as declination of the head

Mansplaining. To use the word in it's own definition reflects the presumption that the word's meaning is so obvious that a womyn simply needs to hear it a few times before she'll catch on.

Sapskull
Definition: A saphead
Triggering. Womyn are typically and systematically referred to in society as lacking cleverness, creativity, marketable production, and value in general.

Acronyc
Definition: Rising at sunset and setting at sunrise as a star opposed to cosmical

Misogynistic. Most astronomers are men because girls are shamed into avoiding STEM subjects at school.

Chunga
Definition: The Argentinian cariama Chunga burmeisteri



Uncle.

Trigger points = 4

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

That was actually 5 points, but only missing by one is still good math for a woman.

Chunga
Definition: The Argentinian cariama Chunga burmeisteri

"There is no such thing as Argentina, it's a construct of European invaders! This word supports genocide!"

Dayfly
Definition: A neuropterous insect of the genus Ephemera and related genera of many species and inhabiting fresh water in the larval state the ephemeral fly so called because it commonly lives but one day in the winged or adult state See Ephemeral fly under Ephemeral

"It's sexist to talk about bugs because girls find bugs icky."

Disordinately
Definition: Inordinately

Wow that's a bad definition. I give up.

[Basilissa]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Disordinately
Definition: Inordinately

Trigger word for people who create a lot of entropy, because it makes entropy look bad, as if it was a negation/lack of order.

Interrelated
Definition: Having a mutual or reciprocal relation or parallelism correlative
Not inclusive enough. It excludes all people who have relationships that are not reciprocal, such as a narcissist with his/her/its mirror.

Murrhine
Definition: Made of the stone or material called by the Romans murrha applied to certain costly vases of great beauty and delicacy used by the luxurious in Rome as wine cups as murrhine vases cups vessels
Oh, that's easy. It's Europocentric, thus racist, because it uses a word used by the Romans instead of using, for example, some impossible to pronounce word of the !Kung people of the Kalahari.

Radius
Definition: A right line drawn or extending from the center of a circle to the periphery the semidiameter of a circle or sphere
In this case, the definition is politically incorrect. A right line? Right line? What liberals want is less right lines and more left lines!

Nutting
Definition: The act of gathering nuts
This word is highly offensive because it can be misunderstood as "[a person] becoming nuts."

Dry eyed
Definition: Not having tears in the eyes Opposite of tearful
It's called labeling. Once a person is labeled dry eyed, he/she/it will be bullied for the rest of his/her/its life.

Grass
Definition: Popularly Herbage the plants which constitute the food of cattle and other beasts pasture
It is a very divisive name given to some grasses, which are targeted by "weed and grass killers," while other plants which look exactly the same enjoy sweet life as "lawn." Just call all grass lawn or all lawn grass.

Bo tree
Definition: The peepul tree esp the very ancient tree standing at Anurajahpoora in Ceylon grown from a slip of the tree under which Gautama is said to have received the heavenly light and so to have become Buddha
This is very insensitive for all people that are not Buddhists. Do we really need to know all that? Now we don't.

And here is one for the next player:

Tetanic
Definition: Of or pertaining to tetanus having the character of tetanus as a tetanic state tetanic contraction

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Tetanic
Definition: Of or pertaining to tetanus having the character of tetanus as a tetanic state tetanic contraction

• Excluding those who prefer the oral tetmouth to the tetanus from expressing themselves in an unrestricted manner.

(this is fun)

Dulcimer
Definition: a kind of stringed musical instrument

• We must keep the concept of Created Instrument Kinds away from discussion as it oppresses the educational practices of those who accept and embrace the theory of evolution. (Genesis 1:24 - And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.)

And for the next person:

Virginal
Definition: a small rectangular spinet having no legs and only one wire to a note and popular in the 16th and 17th centuries.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

I'm changing the rules to encourage new contestants: from now on, the winner is the one with the most offenses in a row. Basilissa is in the lead with 8.

Virginal
Definition: a small rectangular spinet having no legs and only one wire to a note and popular in the 16th and 17th centuries.

Obvious slut-shaming is obvious. And just because someone is a double-amputee spinster does not automatically make them a virgin.

Infuriating
Definition: extremely annoying or displeasing causing intense anger

"Furies" were from Greek mythology, which is euro-centric and perpetuates the stereotype of firey Latins. Also sounds like "infurry-ating", which suggests that people can be turned into furries, even though g-d made them that way, with furry genes.

Verbaronappo
Definition: A nocturnal South American monkey Callithrix discolor noted for its agility called also ventriloquist monkey

MONKEY!?!?!

Dolomitic
Definition: Pertaining to dolomite

Okay, I'm stumped here, being more interested in the Rock of Ages than ages of rocks.

[Basilissa]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Dolomitic
Definition: Pertaining to dolomite

It's a divisive term for some calcium carbonate minerals, it excludes calcite. So what that it has magnesium and has different morphology/physical properties (such as, it doesn't fizz when exposed to hydrochloric acid)? It's still basically the same thing!

Synonym
Definition: One of two or more words commonly words of the same language which are equivalents of each other one of two or more words which have very nearly the same signification and therefore may often be used interchangeably See under Synonymous

That basically means, euphemisms for trigger words. Not helping.

Vitrify
Definition: To convert into or cause to resemble glass or a glassy substance by heat and fusion

Trigger word. Glass ceilings, anyone?

Verbarmoireacute
Definition: A watered clouded or frosted appearance on textile fabrics or metallic surfaces

OK, I give up. (Is that even a real word?)

[Levi Jones]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Verbarmoireacute
Definition: A watered clouded or frosted appearance on textile fabrics or metallic surfaces

Clearly the patriarchy of oftentimes white supremacist Harley Davidson riders at work here.

Hemigamous

Definition: Having one of the two florets in the same spikelet neuter and the other unisexual whether male or female said of grasses

Stumped already. There's nothing to be offended by here. Unisex and neutering is what we liberals want.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Clearly the patriarchy of oftentimes white supremacist Harley Davidson riders at work here.

Hemigamous

Definition: Having one of the two florets in the same spikelet neuter and the other unisexual whether male or female said of grasses

Stumped already. There's nothing to be offended by here. Unisex and neutering is what we liberals want.

Offensive: It assumes binary sexuality and thus ignores the plethora of alternatives to the male, and therefore tyrannical construct of male or fe[lesser]male:

Abrosexual: having an orientation or feelings about it that constantly change and cannot be pinned down for this reason
Aceflux: similar to genderflux where the intensity of sexual attraction you feel fluctuates; asexual to demisexual to allosexual and back
Aegosexual: feeling attraction or desire only for situations that does not involve oneself; previously known as autochoris-
Androsexual: Sexual attraction towards men or those with masculine characteristics.
Androgynosexual: Being sexually attracted to both men and women, specifically to those with androgynous appearances.
Akoisexual: the feeling of attraction but not wanting it reciprocated or losing it when it is reciprocated; used as an alternative and potentially less problematic form of lithosexual/lithoromantic
Aliquasexual: not normally feeling attraction, but feeling it on occassion under specific circumstances
Amicussexual: when you’re attracted to people you’re platonically attracted to
Amorplatonic: experiencing romantic attraction but only wanting to be in queerplatonic/quasiplatonic relationships
Androphilia: an attraction primarily toward men or masculine-inclined people.
Antihaemosexuality: a sexual orientation in which one is attracted only to people who are not, at the moment, menstruating. In some extreme cases, antihaemosexuals may only be attracted to people who never menstruate, or who have never menstruated at all.
Apothi: being aromantic/asexual and not experiencing any romantic/sexual feelings in any shape or form; aromantic/asexual individuals who are romance/sex repulsed
Aromantic: feeling no romantic attraction regardless of gender or situation
Aroflux: similar to genderflux where the intensity or romantic attraction you feel fluctuates; aromantic to demiromantic to alloromantic and back
Arospike/Acespike: feeling no attraction except in occasional bursts of intense attraction and then plummeting back to no attraction
Asexual: feeling no sexual attraction regardless of gender or situation
Autosexuality: the feeling of attraction only towards oneself
Bellusromantic: having interest in conventionally romantic things yet not desiring a relationship; part of the aro spectrum
Bisexual: the feeling of attraction towards two or more genders, generally your own gender and other(s)
Borea: having an exception to your usual orientation
Burst: having spikes in attraction that fade away after a while
Cass: feeling utterly indifferent towards attraction and believing its not important
Cease: usually beeing allo- yet occasionally feeling a sudden loss of attraction and then returning to normal
Cetero: the feeling of attraction towards nonbinary people; replaces skolio- because “skolio” means bent or broken and implies that nonbinary people must be fixed; this is reserved for trans/nonbinary individuals because cis people were judging nonbinary people based off of presentation alone
Culparomantic: feeling romantic and platonic attraction at the same time
Cupio: the feeling of having no attraction towards any gender yet still desiring a sexual or romantic relationship
Demisexuality: not feeling attraction towards someone until a certain closeness or bond has been formed
Desinoromantic: when one does not experience full-on romantic attraction, but experiences “liking” someone instead of loving them romantically, at which point the attraction goes no further
Duo: having two or more well defined orientations that you switch between
Ficto: only felling a certain type of attraction towards real characters
Fin: feeling attraction to fem(me) identifying people
Fray: only experiencing attraction towards those you are less familiar with; the feeling is lost when they become closer or more familiar; the opposite of demi-
GERONTOSEXUALITY: Attraction primarily to elderly people.
Grey: the feeling of usually not having any attraction except occasionally depending on the situation; typically paired with asexual and aromantic
Gray-A: (also spelled “Grey-A”) is a gray area between asexuality and sexuality
Gynephilia is an attraction primarily toward women or feminine-inclined people.
Gynosexual: Sexual attraction towards women or those with feminine characteristics.
Heteroflexible: the feeling of having mostly hetero- attraction yet having an openness for other genders
Heterosexual: the feeling of being attracted to a gender other than your own
Homosexual: the feeling of being attracted to your own gender
Iculasexual: being asexual but open to having sex
Intrasexual: a member of a multiple system who is only attracted, romantically or sexually, to other members of the same system. “Intraromantic” is a more commonly-used term, due to the difficulties of two members of the same system engaging in a sexual relationship.
Idemromantic: being able to categorize others as having either a platonic or romantic attraction based on outside factors yet feeling no difference in the type of attraction
Kalossexual: the desire to have a sexual relationship yet never feeling sexual attraction; part of the ace spectrum
Lamvano: feeling no desire to do sexual/romantic things to someone, but wanting to be on the receiving end; opposite of placio-
Lesbian: someone who identifies fully or partially as a woman who is attracted to other fully or partially identified women
Limno: experiencing attraction towards depictions of attraction (writing or drawings) but not the physical acts
Ma: feeling attraction to men
MENOSEXUAL: A little-known orientation, menosexuality is attraction primarily or entirely to people who are menstruating. It is the opposite of antihaemosexuality.
Min: feeling attraction to masculine identifying people
Multisexuality: a sexual orientation wherein one is only attracted to members of multiple systems. In some cases, a multisexual is only attracted to one member of a system; in others, they may be attracted to several members of the same system, to everyone in the same system, or to people from separate systems. One thing all multisexuals have in common, though, is that they only experience romantic or sexual attraction toward members of multiple systems.
Neu: feeling attraction towards people who are genderless
Nin: feeling attraction towards androgynous identifying people
Nocisma: feeling attraction to everyone except cis men because of associated oppression
Noma: experiencing attraction to every gender except for self identifying men
Novi: feeling complicated attraction or lack thereof in such a way that it is difficult or impossible to fit into one word or term
Novo: when one’s orientation changes with gender
Nowo: experiencing attraction to every gender except for self identifying women
Objectumsexual: Someone who is sexually attracted to inanimate objects. (In this sense, this is not a fetish, for the person sees the object as a partner, not a way to enhance a separate sexual relationship with another person)
Omni: the feeling of a lack of preference in gender and may be attracted to all genders equally; similar to pan-
Pan: the feeling of attraction towards any gender or all genders; similar to omni-
Penulti: feeling attraction towards every gender except your own
Platoniromantic: feeling no difference between platonic and romantic attraction
Polar: feeling either extreme attraction or intense repulsion
Poly: the feeling of attraction towards most or several genders (but not all)
Polyamory: the practice, desire, or acceptance of having more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
Pomosexual (the “pomo” means “postmodern”): a label used to describe those who do not self-identify as gay, straight, or bi, because they feel such labels are unnecessary and outdated.
Pre: a placeholder term for someone who doesn’t think they’ve experienced enough attraction to know their orientation
Proqua: feeling attracted to feminine people when you yourself are feminine
Proquu: feeling attracted to masculine people when you yourself are masculine
Queer: This is sometimes used as an umbrella term for those who do not identify as heterosexual. It can also refer to someone who does not fit any specific sexuality.
Quoiromantic: from the French word quoi meaning “what”; the feeling of not being able to distinguish romantic from platonic attraction and therefore being unsure if one has experienced it; used to replace wtfromantic because of vulgarity
Recip: the feeling of only experiencing attraction once someone else has experienced it towards them first
Requies: not feeling attraction when emotionally exhausted
Sapiosexuality: a sexual orientation where the primary feature that one finds attractive is intelligence, rather than appearance or body. It commonly goes hand-in-hand with asexual-spectrum orientations.
Sans: when there’s no trend line in the attraction one feels, it just does what it does
Sensu: an orientation that is based off of sensuality as opposed to romance, sexuality, etc; different from sensual orientation; when romantic or sexual type pleasure is derived from sensual acts or situations
Skoliosexual: the feeling of attraction towards nonbinary genders; replaced by cetero- because of problematic wording
Specio: feeling attraction towards someone based off of specific traits, not gender
Thym: feeling attraction which varies depending on emotional state
Volit: feeling attraction that is not directed at anyone in particular
Woma: feeling attraction to women
Zoosexuality (occasionally called “zoophilia”) :the sexual attraction to non-human animals. Most zoosexuals are only attracted to members of one particular species, or to members of closely-related species; and most zoosexuals are attracted to mammals.

[source]

Ballerina
Definition: A female ballet dancer

Ditto

Condoler
Definition: One who condoles

Beats me.


I get a score of a whopping 2.

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Ooh, I love this thread.

Condoler: How dare you condole me! Saying I shouldn't be sad is triggering to those with depression and other mental illnesses. Check your privilege, ableist shitlord.

Refashionment
Definition: The act of refashioning or the state of being refashioned.

It's misogynistic to suggest that women must wear the latest fashions. The fashion industry is a product of colonialism and cisnormativity.

Hyen
Definition: A hyena

The term "hyena" is a slur directed at those whose laughs do not conform to patriarchal expectations. As many people with disabilities have unusual laughs, it is also ableist.

Arugula
Definition:

an erect European annual Eruca vesicaria sativa of the mustard family often grown as a salad crop to be harvested when young and tender


"Harvested when young and tender?" That is ageist, as well as oppressive to those who are frail because of their disabilities.


Ichthyotomy

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Ichthyotomy

"The anatomy or dissection of fishes"? How speciesist is that? That fish has every much as right to dissect you as you have to dissect it! Not to mention that fishes are a symbol of phallocentric Christian oppression in the first place. Next!

Haggler
Definition: One who haggles or is difficult in bargaining

I can hardly believe that these thinly-veiled anti-Semitic slurs are still acceptable in the modern world. We all know what the Jews are like, but to draw attention to it with special words is simply not on. Also it's pretty much a synonym for niggardly, so there you go.


Absently
Definition: In an absent or abstracted manner

An obvious slur invented by neurotypicals to insult our differently-able-to-pay attention friends. Disgusting. Next!


Knucks
Definition: same as knuckles

Knuckles is a character from the Sonic the Hedgehog games, and therefore directly implicated in gamergate. I feel triggered just thinking about that cishet echidna and his patriarchal ways.

Batfowler

OK, who's next?

[ActuallyInsanePerson]

Re: Game: random words and how they offend politically correct social justice warriors

Batfowling is a method of catching birds. How speciesist! Those birds didn't give consent to be caught, and you are literally raping them!

Verbarfagoto
Definition: The bassoon so called from being divided into parts for ease of carriage making as if it were a small fagot


Do I even need to explain this one? Involves a word very close to the gay slur "f*ggot"! On the other hand, those monosexuals oppress us anyway...


Quadrenially
Definition: Once in four years