X
-
Caption Contest #47
God created fossils to test our faith.
* * *
My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Tags: None
-
Re: Caption Contest #47
"Love your fancy new air-hockey table, Vlad, but the flower-puck is stuck in the middle again, and neither of us want to leave our goal vulnerable to retrieve it."

-
Re: Caption Contest #47
Russian chad mogs French soyboy.I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!
Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest #47
Honey, does this table make my ego look smaller?God created fossils to test our faith.
* * *
My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.
Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest #47
Pass the salt.His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy.gif)

Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest #47
Yes, Mrs. Basilissa, it is Harsha Shah here and I am answering your nice quiz, yes I am. We are seeing two blind men who are thinking that they are touching an elephant with three massive feet and a torso, yes, but they are failing to see each other and failing to realise the sad and beautiful state of too much power giving them bad karma, yes. I am hoping that my suggestion was not offending you, yes?Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
"Ecclesiastes 3:7
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!

Comment
-
Re: Caption Contest #47
¨Hi! Come over for dinner but appreciate I don´t like you.¨Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
Comment
Comment