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Caption Contest #645
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"Sorry. All out of those 'Coexist' flags. This work for you?"Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View PostHis left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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We don't discriminate against neither Jews nor Nazis.God created fossils to test our faith.
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True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
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Picadors, eat your heart out!
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Welcome to the first annual meeting of Stoned Gay Republicans for Israel.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Flags for every occasion, all customers welcome.I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!Comment
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Yes, it is Harsha Shah here and I am apologizing because of my long absence, yes. I am seeing in this image a very nice representation of the story of the blind men and the elephant. Yes, I am thinking that perhaps some of you are already familiar with it. Yes, one of the men is feeling the ears and thinking that it is an umbrella, another one is touching the tusks and thinking that they are spears and one is touching the lingam and mistaking it for a hose. Yes. We are seeing here how all nations are blind and only seeing a tiny part of the humanity that is a whole and the separation into the nations, cults, genders and races is illusory, yes. I am hoping that I am not offending you and that I was not offending you too much with my long absence, yes. I am a cisgender heterosexual free and independent woman yes.Originally posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond View Post"Ecclesiastes 3:7
A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Why are you apologizing to us? You should be apologizing to Jesus for being "a cisgender heterosexual free and independent woman"!Originally posted by Harsha Shah View Post
What is a "cisgender" anyway? Does that mean you have extra sex organs to sin even more?
Jesus said: "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me." John 14:65 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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Why Miss Shah! How lovely to see you! I don't believe that I ever heard you mention a thing about blind men and elephants in your past posts. What a refreshingly novel concept!His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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I was wondering what happens when the elephant picks up a blind man with its trunk?Comment
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God created fossils to test our faith.
* * *
My favorite LBC sermons:
True Christians are Perfect!
True Christian™ Love.
Salvation™ made Easy!
You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
God HATES Rational Thinking!
True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.Comment
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How would a blind person know what "trunk" is? Perhaps Miss Shah is thinking about "lingam" again.
Originally posted by Harsha ShahLast edited by MitzaLizalor; 12-11-2022, 09:41 PM.Comment
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