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  • Brother Terrence
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Oct 2008
    • 103

    #1

    Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

    I submit that God has a plan for us all. Some of us are destined for greatness, some not. Some of us luckier ones are called upon to do His work, some are not. The point being is that He is in control of EVERYTHING. So, if He starts a fire, as part of His plan, who do these demons in satans service think they are to go put it out? The same holds true when these demons go to the scene of an auto accident. If the Lord chooses to punish someone for whatever transgression he or she has comitted, who are these imps to respond and try to ease the pain? Isn't there something we can do as TrueChristians™ to stop this madness?
    DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

    Do you have a sign on your door that reads, "let this house burn"?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Brother Terrence
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Oct 2008
      • 103

      #3
      Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

      I do not need one. I have constructed an inpenetrable wrought iron fence surrounding the perimeter of my property to keep out the homersexuals, jewhovas witnessess, fire demons, the aids, and kittens.
      DO NOT ask questions! Just tithe. A LOT!

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      • paulr188
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2009
        • 24

        #4
        Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

        I saw some of your other post and really got a laugh at this one. First do you really think that if the Lord did not want this fire out that anyone would be able to put it out. I might rethink the whole iron fense thing might keep the firemen out if your house catches on fire. Seems like from many of your post talking about other women's endowments, the fence my be keeping a perve in!

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        • H. Montague Worthington
          True Christian™ Entrepreneur
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2716

          #5
          Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

          It's one thing to put out fires in buildings that are useful to society like (most) Baptist churches, the Chamber of Commerce, right-wing talk radio stations, and Republican party headquarters. But why should my tax dollars be wasted on fighting fires that are obviously part of God's will, such as conflagrations in union halls, nightclubs, and free clinics?

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22929

            #6
            Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

            Originally posted by paulr188 View Post
            […] First do you really think that if the Lord did not want this fire out that anyone would be able to put it out.
            Many people go against the Lord; they are the ones who will crack open the Gates of Hell. You are of course correct – if there is a natural disaster, we should do nothing, for whatever ensues is the Will of God. The minions of Satan may try and avert damage but they are only working against God and trying to tempt the ignorant people into following their false prophets.



            God will put out fires in His Own Good Time.
            Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
            It's one thing to put out fires in buildings that are useful to society like (most) Baptist churches, the Chamber of Commerce, right-wing talk radio stations, and Republican party headquarters. But why should my tax dollars be wasted on fighting fires that are obviously part of God's will, such as conflagrations in union halls, nightclubs, and free clinics?
            and, if I may add, the fetid hovels of the poor, which are a health hazard to right thinking people.
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            • SonicSyndicate
              Unsaved trash
              Under Investigation
              • Feb 2009
              • 20

              #7
              Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

              so let me get this correct if somehow a virus broke out that would kill all people on earth you would just say ok its god will ?

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #8
                Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

                Originally posted by SonicSyndicate View Post
                so let me get this correct if somehow a virus broke out that would kill all people on earth you would just say ok its god will ?
                Yes. What would YOU do? Deny GOD?
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #9
                  Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

                  I think you would be dead you wouldn't be able to say anything.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

                    Originally posted by SonicSyndicate View Post
                    so let me get this correct if somehow a virus broke out that would kill all people on earth you would just say ok its god will ?
                    Friend,

                    God has perfect knowledge, foresees all events and is actively intervenes in the world. To say a killer virus could decimate the population of the world is to say God is uncaring or incompetent. You doubt the power of God by doing that.

                    No firefighters are just socialists out to undermine the Will of God. Someone whose' home is burning down shouldn't waste their time on a bunch of men who leave their wives to live together and wear rubber boots. That home owner need to turn to Jesus. The fire in their house is nothing like the fire that awaits sinners in hell.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Firefighters, demons doing satans bidding?

                      Originally posted by SonicSyndicate View Post
                      so let me get this correct if somehow a virus broke out that would kill all people on earth you would just say ok its god will ?
                      Who's will would it be, if not God's?

                      What a dumb question. Read the Bible, boy.

                      Proverbs 16:4 The LORD hath made all things for himself: yea, even the wicked for the day of evil.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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