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  • #886
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Being married to Barbra Streisand.

    Next: Sex changes being legal.

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • #887
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post

      Next: Sex changes being legal.
      Sex changes being mandatory.


      Next: Miscenigistic gay marriage.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #888
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Next: Miscenigistic gay marriage.
        RALF! Just the thought of that makes me hurl. The only thing worse is God's failure to bless us with a latex-dissolving strain of the AIDS plague. C'mon, Lord, the homersexuals are taking over!!

        Next: Edgy ex-gay art.
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        • #889
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          Next: Edgy ex-gay art.
          Dodgy gay-themed art .

          Next: Richard Dawkins' new book "The Greatest Show on Earth".
          Joshua 24:15
          And if it seem evil unto you to serve the LORD, choose you this day whom ye will serve; whether the gods which your fathers served that were on the other side of the flood, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land ye dwell: but as for me and my house, we will serve the LORD.

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          • #890
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Bryan Tamariki View Post

            Next: Richard Dawkins' new book "The Greatest Show on Earth".
            Richard Dawkins new Playgirl Magazine centerfold!


            Next: Congress back in session next week.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #891
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Richard Dawkins new Playgirl Magazine centerfold!


              Next: Congress back in session next week.
              ...and still no Rapture before then. Oh why do you tary, Lord?

              Next: Liberals expecting us to "share the road" with bicyclists!
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              • #892
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Liberals demanding we all ride bicycles and take away our cars (along with our guns)!

                Next: Leviathan

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                • #893
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

                  Next: Leviathan
                  Leviathan swallowing Sarah Palin WHOLE, leaving the GOP with no choice but to draft Rush Limbaugh for president in 2012.


                  Next: Negros moving in to your neighborhood!
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #894
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Negroes moving your electronics out of your house while you're on vacation.

                    Next: Frank Zappa.

                    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                    • #895
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      Next: Frank Zappa.
                      Frank Zappa singing "What's the ugliest part of your body?"


                      Next: Reggae music that preaches Old Testament truths.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #896
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Frank Zappa singing "What's the ugliest part of your body?"


                        Next: Reggae music that preaches Old Testament truths.
                        Funny how it inevitably leads to more ganga, isn't it? There's a reason God cursed the sons of Ham.

                        Next: Badness as a virtue
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                        • #897
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Virtuousness as bad!

                          Next: Sigmund Freud

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                          • #898
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Virtuousness as bad!

                            Next: Sigmund Freud

                            Dr. Ruth

                            Next: Chinese food

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                            • #899
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
                              Dr. Ruth

                              Next: Chinese food
                              Chinese people.

                              Next: the chink version of Oprah!
                              Psalm 81:10:
                              I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                              open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                              • #900
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                ...gets her own TV show here in America!

                                Next: Blasphemous "children's Bibles"

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