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  • #1036
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Mallomar Khaddafi's hairstylist setting up a barbershop in Freehold!


    Next: Turtle soup for lunch in Godless Japan.
    Turtle soup for lunch escaping Godless Japan and finding its way here.

    Next: Having your microphone snatched away by Kanye West.
    This is how hard this is.
    We are right. They are wrong.
    If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
    AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!

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    • #1037
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by HelpMePrayBetter View Post
      Next: Having your microphone snatched away by Kanye West.
      Knowing who Kanye West is

      Next: Trying to convice healthy, virile young people that they should BUY health insurance so that some unattractive 55 year-old can get his prostrate scraped
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      • #1038
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Voodoo witch doctors replacing all the normal (White) doctors in America under Obama's communis healthcare plan.

        Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
        Knowing who Kanye West is

        Next: Trying to convice healthy, virile young people that they should BUY health insurance so that some unattractive 55 year-old can get his prostrate scraped
        Having to scrape unattractive 55 year olds' prostates because you can't afford the premiums for the health insurance Obama requires you to buy.

        Next: Believing that a "Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.
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        Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

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        • #1039
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Next: Believing that a "Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.

          Finding out that you're the winner of their "Let's pick on somebody bigtime for a day" contest.

          Next: A big, mean dog
          Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

          1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

          A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
           Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
          LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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          • #1040
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
            Next: Believing that a "Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.

            Finding out that you're the winner of their "Let's pick on somebody bigtime for a day" contest.

            Next: A big, mean dog
            A mean, fat, Lezbonazi.

            Next: ObamaCare's interfaith medical treatment for H1N1.

            A gaggle of Israeli rabbis gathered together a few days ago, dedicated to stopping the swine flu in its tracks. Steadfast in their knowledge that they could prevent the scourge from harming Israel, they proudly displayed their formidable weapon.

            Antivirals? Ha!

            Hand-washing? Scientific twaddle!

            Jesus? Heck, no!

            Surgical masks? Don’t be silly!

            These rabbis can do far better than these ridiculous suggestions. They’ve got a ram’s horn! And words to recite, in a near-dead language!
            www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

            Christian Ladies:
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            • #1041
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by JennyD View Post

              Next: ObamaCare's interfaith medical treatment for H1N1.
              Obama importing ooga-booga witch doctors from the jungles of africa to spill chicken blood on us....


              Next: Demoncrats voting in a "rap" version of the Star Spangled Banner replacing the real one!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1042
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Next: Demoncrats voting in a "rap" version of the Star Spangled Banner replacing the real one!

                -- And a Nirvana cover band led by William Hung sings it. (The real one is set to the tune of an old British drinking song. We'll assume the past 200 years have graced the tune with a little dignity...)


                Next: Getting caught trying to send a fax from the copy machine.

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                • #1043
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                  -- And a Nirvana cover band led by William Hung sings it. (The real one is set to the tune of an old British drinking song. We'll assume the past 200 years have graced the tune with a little dignity...)


                  Next: Getting caught trying to send a fax from the copy machine.

                  Getting caught trying to send a naked photo of yourself by fax from the copy machine - by your perverted boss!!

                  Next : Dan Brown's latest release - The Secret Code or something the other...
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • #1044
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                    Next : Dan Brown's latest release - The Secret Code or something the other...
                    Dan Brown's next book: The Bible as interpreted by a psuedo-papist fool (Dan Brown).


                    Next: Polack cookbooks
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #1045
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Next: Polack cookbooks
                      "Polack" cookbooks being burned by over-zealous Christians because the books have nothing to do with Jesus and are printed in a language that isn't American.

                      Next: Knowing that you'll probably never be able to see your favourite band perform.
                      This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                      • #1046
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                        Next: Knowing that you'll probably never be able to see your favourite band perform.
                        Knowing that THE NEXT TIME YOU POST IN QUEER PURPLE YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE BANNED.


                        Next: Mindless cannuckistani witches who refuse to accept Christ as their Personal Savior despite years of time being invested in them.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1047
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Knowing that THE NEXT TIME YOU POST IN QUEER PURPLE YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE BANNED.


                          Next: Mindless cannuckistani witches who refuse to accept Christ as their Personal Savior despite years of time being invested in them.
                          Jenni111

                          Rick Santorum not winning the Values Voter Summit in Washington straw poll.
                          Anyone who brings a dead baby home deserves it!
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • #1048
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            Jenni111

                            Rick Santorum not winning the Values Voter Summit in Washington straw poll.
                            Anyone who brings a dead baby home deserves it!
                            Cynthia McKinney winning the values voter poll.

                            Next: A drunk negro (possibly also full of the drugs) falling off a roof and landing on your head.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #1049
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              Next: A drunk negro (possibly also full of the drugs) falling off a roof and landing on your head.
                              A drunken negro jumping on you from a rooftop in order to force you to committ sodomy with him back in his room...


                              Next: Foreign "money" put in the collection plate last Sunday.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1050
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                A drunken negro jumping on you from a rooftop in order to force you to committ sodomy with him back in his room...


                                Next: Foreign "money" put in the collection plate last Sunday.
                                Sorry, it was just some leftover cash after my "missionary trip" to Buenos Aires.

                                Foreign people in church!

                                Next: The Gay Games.

                                Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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