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  • HelpMePrayBetter
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2009
    • 27
    #1036
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Mallomar Khaddafi's hairstylist setting up a barbershop in Freehold!


    Next: Turtle soup for lunch in Godless Japan.
    Turtle soup for lunch escaping Godless Japan and finding its way here.

    Next: Having your microphone snatched away by Kanye West.
    This is how hard this is.
    We are right. They are wrong.
    If wasn't enough to teach them, and ain't managed to get it through their heads yet, then I can't see that they have no other choices but ...
    AND THAT'S MORE THAN THEY DESERVE!!!

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      • Larry Lee
        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
        True Christian™ Theologian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 4464
        #1037
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by HelpMePrayBetter View Post
        Next: Having your microphone snatched away by Kanye West.
        Knowing who Kanye West is

        Next: Trying to convice healthy, virile young people that they should BUY health insurance so that some unattractive 55 year-old can get his prostrate scraped
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        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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          • JennyD
            Honorary True Christian™
            Sweet Placid Sister
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 9567
            #1038
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Voodoo witch doctors replacing all the normal (White) doctors in America under Obama's communis healthcare plan.

            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
            Knowing who Kanye West is

            Next: Trying to convice healthy, virile young people that they should BUY health insurance so that some unattractive 55 year-old can get his prostrate scraped
            Having to scrape unattractive 55 year olds' prostates because you can't afford the premiums for the health insurance Obama requires you to buy.

            Next: Believing that a "Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.
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              • Justina Thyme
                Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2007
                • 1718
                #1039
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Next: Believing that a "Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.

                Finding out that you're the winner of their "Let's pick on somebody bigtime for a day" contest.

                Next: A big, mean dog
                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                 Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567
                    #1040
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                    Next: Believing that a "Heavenly Divine Council" controls all human events.

                    Finding out that you're the winner of their "Let's pick on somebody bigtime for a day" contest.

                    Next: A big, mean dog
                    A mean, fat, Lezbonazi.

                    Next: ObamaCare's interfaith medical treatment for H1N1.

                    A gaggle of Israeli rabbis gathered together a few days ago, dedicated to stopping the swine flu in its tracks. Steadfast in their knowledge that they could prevent the scourge from harming Israel, they proudly displayed their formidable weapon.

                    Antivirals? Ha!

                    Hand-washing? Scientific twaddle!

                    Jesus? Heck, no!

                    Surgical masks? Don’t be silly!

                    These rabbis can do far better than these ridiculous suggestions. They’ve got a ram’s horn! And words to recite, in a near-dead language!
                    www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                    Christian Ladies:
                    Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #1041
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post

                        Next: ObamaCare's interfaith medical treatment for H1N1.
                        Obama importing ooga-booga witch doctors from the jungles of africa to spill chicken blood on us....


                        Next: Demoncrats voting in a "rap" version of the Star Spangled Banner replacing the real one!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Isabella Abbey
                            Forum Member
                            • Aug 2009
                            • 166
                            #1042
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Next: Demoncrats voting in a "rap" version of the Star Spangled Banner replacing the real one!

                            -- And a Nirvana cover band led by William Hung sings it. (The real one is set to the tune of an old British drinking song. We'll assume the past 200 years have graced the tune with a little dignity...)


                            Next: Getting caught trying to send a fax from the copy machine.

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                              • FoundGirlJNB
                                Found Sheep
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2009
                                • 351
                                #1043
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Isabella Abbey View Post
                                -- And a Nirvana cover band led by William Hung sings it. (The real one is set to the tune of an old British drinking song. We'll assume the past 200 years have graced the tune with a little dignity...)


                                Next: Getting caught trying to send a fax from the copy machine.

                                Getting caught trying to send a naked photo of yourself by fax from the copy machine - by your perverted boss!!

                                Next : Dan Brown's latest release - The Secret Code or something the other...
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 78552
                                    #1044
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                                    Next : Dan Brown's latest release - The Secret Code or something the other...
                                    Dan Brown's next book: The Bible as interpreted by a psuedo-papist fool (Dan Brown).


                                    Next: Polack cookbooks
                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                      • WickedWitch
                                        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                        • Jan 2007
                                        • 1366
                                        #1045
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                        Next: Polack cookbooks
                                        "Polack" cookbooks being burned by over-zealous Christians because the books have nothing to do with Jesus and are printed in a language that isn't American.

                                        Next: Knowing that you'll probably never be able to see your favourite band perform.
                                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                             
                                            • Sep 2006
                                            • 78552
                                            #1046
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                                            Next: Knowing that you'll probably never be able to see your favourite band perform.
                                            Knowing that THE NEXT TIME YOU POST IN QUEER PURPLE YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE BANNED.


                                            Next: Mindless cannuckistani witches who refuse to accept Christ as their Personal Savior despite years of time being invested in them.
                                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                              • Levi Jones
                                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                                 
                                                • Jul 2009
                                                • 13930
                                                #1047
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                Knowing that THE NEXT TIME YOU POST IN QUEER PURPLE YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE BANNED.


                                                Next: Mindless cannuckistani witches who refuse to accept Christ as their Personal Savior despite years of time being invested in them.
                                                Jenni111

                                                Rick Santorum not winning the Values Voter Summit in Washington straw poll.
                                                Anyone who brings a dead baby home deserves it!
                                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                                                  • Brother Temperance
                                                    Senior Usher
                                                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                                                    A very nice young man
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 15621
                                                    #1048
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                                                    Jenni111

                                                    Rick Santorum not winning the Values Voter Summit in Washington straw poll.
                                                    Anyone who brings a dead baby home deserves it!
                                                    Cynthia McKinney winning the values voter poll.

                                                    Next: A drunk negro (possibly also full of the drugs) falling off a roof and landing on your head.
                                                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                                                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                         
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 78552
                                                        #1049
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                                        Next: A drunk negro (possibly also full of the drugs) falling off a roof and landing on your head.
                                                        A drunken negro jumping on you from a rooftop in order to force you to committ sodomy with him back in his room...


                                                        Next: Foreign "money" put in the collection plate last Sunday.
                                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                          • Rev. Jim Osborne
                                                            True Christian™ Televangelist
                                                            Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                                                            On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Jun 2009
                                                            • 8622
                                                            #1050
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            A drunken negro jumping on you from a rooftop in order to force you to committ sodomy with him back in his room...


                                                            Next: Foreign "money" put in the collection plate last Sunday.
                                                            Sorry, it was just some leftover cash after my "missionary trip" to Buenos Aires.

                                                            Foreign people in church!

                                                            Next: The Gay Games.

                                                            Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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