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  • #1006
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Next: Rush Limbaugh falsely accused of sex tourism.
    Godly Brother Rusty actually doing the sorts of things that only God-less athians do!

    I think it might rain today

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    • #1007
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      It rains fire and brimstone and we all turn into pillars of salt!!!

      Next: Sikhism

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      • #1008
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
        It rains fire and brimstone and we all turn into pillars of salt!!!

        Next: Sikhism
        Waking up sikh, feeling sikh all day, and having a sikh mind.

        Next: MTV

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        • #1009
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
          Waking up sikh, feeling sikh all day, and having a sikh mind.

          Next: MTV
          MTV after it's taken over by Big Government and forced to play Islamic Marxist state propaganda music videos of uppity negroes rapping about how great socialism is all day.

          Next: Women.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #1010
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Next: Women.
            Women who want to be men (feminazi bulldykes).

            Next: Fabric worshipping Wicceds.
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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            • #1011
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

              Next: Fabric worshipping Wicceds.
              Fabric worshipping Wicceds who also infuriate God by BRAIDING THEIR HAIR!

              "Women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with braided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array." -- 1 Timothy 2:9

              Next: Papists praying to statuary.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • #1012
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Next: Papists praying to statuary.
                Papists praying to bleeding statuary.

                Next: Zen Boodists
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                I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                • #1013
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post

                  Next: Zen Boodists
                  Zen Boodists who BECOME statuary!


                  Next: Hairy Krishnas
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #1014
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Zen Boodists who BECOME statuary!


                    Next: Hairy Krishnas
                    Harry Potter.



                    Next: Ron's Weasley.
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                    Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

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                    • #1015
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      A Native American's weasley...


                      Next : Voodoo witch doctors...
                      Attached Files
                      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                      • #1016
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                        Next : Voodoo witch doctors...
                        Voodoo witch doctors replacing all the normal (White) doctors in America under Obama's communis healthcare plan.


                        Next: Eurotrash F-1 cheaters.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #1017
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          American Football cheaters like that hell bound Bill Belichick!

                          "Food" from White Castle.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                          • #1018
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
                            American Football cheaters like that hell bound Bill Belichick!

                            "Food" from White Castle.
                            Smoked tinned-food from puff the magic dragon's castle

                            Uppity Noobs attacking the good people from LOB.
                            Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                            • #1019
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post

                              Uppity Noobs attacking the good people from LOB.
                              Uppity queer n00bs attacking the good people from LBC and giving us the AIDS!!


                              Next: Smelly foreigners who don't believe in using soap, deodorant, toothpaste, aftershave, foot powder, mouthwash or pomade.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • #1020
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Uppity queer n00bs attacking the good people from LBC and giving us the AIDS!!


                                Next: Smelly foreigners who don't believe in using soap, deodorant, toothpaste, aftershave, foot powder, mouthwash or pomade.
                                Smelly foreigners who don't believe in using soap, deodorant, toothpaste, aftershave, foot powder or mouthwash.
                                They do believe in pomade. Lot's and lot's of pomade.

                                The upcoming remake of Red Dawn.
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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