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  • #1051
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Next: The Gay Games.
    Spock giving you that come hither look over a rousing game of three dimensional chess!
    Next: Being assimilated by an ugly Borg!
    Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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    • #1052
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Captain James T. Kirk View Post
      Spock giving you that come hither look over a rousing game of three dimensional chess!
      Next: Being assimilated by an ugly Borg!
      Comicon freaks assimilating an ugly Borg.

      Next : New Moon - the latest of the godless Twilight saga!!
      Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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      • #1053
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Knowing that THE NEXT TIME YOU POST IN QUEER PURPLE YOU WILL MOST LIKELY BE BANNED.


        Next: Mindless cannuckistani witches who refuse to accept Christ as their Personal Savior despite years of time being invested in them.
        LMAO!!! (This, by the way, was the post to which I attempted to add reputation, but my computer apparently thought the other one was funnier...?)
        Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
        Comicon freaks assimilating an ugly Borg.

        Next : New Moon - the latest of the godless Twilight saga!!
        New Moon if they didn't bring back Rachel Lefevre.

        The fact that Jim Kirk ever acheived the rank of Captain.
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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        • #1054
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post

          The fact that Jim Kirk ever acheived the rank of Captain.
          The fact that people waste time discussing implausible imaginary nonsense instead of reading the Bible.

          Next: Canada.
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #1055
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            The fact that people waste time discussing implausible imaginary nonsense instead of reading the Bible.

            Next: Canada.
            Canada having to suffer through living next to America.

            A cranky Bible-thumper.
            This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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            • #1056
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
              Canada having to suffer through living next to America.

              A cranky Bible-thumper.
              Richard Dawkins.

              .....

              Christians (read: liberal trash) who believe in evilution.

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              • #1057
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Christians who believe in gay marriage!

                Next: an atheist becomes president.

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                • #1058
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  A Wiccan becomes president and signs a law that all aborted babies will be served in public school cafeterias.

                  Next: Warm Budweiser "beer".

                  Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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                  • #1059
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Cold dinner on the table to go with it

                    Scientists claim to have proof there is no God.

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                    • #1060
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                      Cold dinner on the table to go with it

                      Scientists claim to have proof there is no God.
                      Scientists buy into that "creation" bullshit and claim there is a God! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

                      Next: Your lesbian swinging party being ruined by running out of sangria and Humboldt weed before 9 pm.
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                      Professor Emerita of African-American Studies at UC Berkeley

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                      • #1061
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
                        Scientists buy into that "creation" bullshit and claim there is a God! <---racist smiley, should be brown-skinned

                        Next: Your lesbian swinging party being ruined by running out of sangria and Humboldt weed before 9 pm.
                        Your lesbian lynching party being ruined by the Old Hangin' Tree's branches breaking under the weight of too many obese lesbians.

                        Next: Not getting one of the 50,000 "special edition" copies of The Origin of Species with Ray Comfort's 50-page introduction explaining why it's all nonsense.
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                        • #1062
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                          Your lesbian lynching party being ruined by the Old Hangin' Tree's branches breaking under the weight of too many obese lesbians.

                          Next: Not getting one of the 50,000 "special edition" copies of The Origin of Species with Ray Comfort's 50-page introduction explaining why it's all nonsense.
                          Getting a special edition copy of the King James Bible with a 50-page introduction by Christopher Hitchens claiming it's all nonsense!

                          Next: Fornication.
                          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                          • #1063
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Next: Not getting one of the 50,000 "special edition" copies of The Origin of Species with Ray Comfort's 50-page introduction explaining why it's all nonsense.
                            It's pretty bad to not live within the biogeographic province of the book's distribution... But it's even worse to realize you're also excluded from meeting, marrying and breeding with someone who does!

                            Next: Not being able to recite Ray Comfort's banana monologue without embarrassing yourself.
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                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                            • #1064
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Children not be able to pray and being arrested for reading the Bible thanks to Obama, or so I understand...

                              Next: Anderson Cooper

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                              • #1065
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Rachel Maddows

                                ...

                                People who deny that atheism is a religion.

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