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  • #991
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Johnnyboy View Post
    ....right smack in the middle of football season.

    Next: Jake Delhomme
    Jake Delhomme changing his name to Jake El Homer and reinventing himself as a sodomite Mexican superhero!

    Next: Waking up in the morning to find that Godmockers have painted a picture of the Prophet Moo-Ham-Head sodomising Jesus on the front of your house!
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • #992
      Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      Jake Delhomme changing his name to Jake El Homer and reinventing himself as a sodomite Mexican superhero!

      Next: Waking up in the morning to find that Godmockers have painted a picture of the Prophet Moo-Ham-Head sodomising Jesus on the front of your house!
      Waking up in bed next to the God mocker who painted the Profit Moo-Mam-Head Sodomizing Jesus on your house.

      NEXT: Waking up unable to remember the night before and finding a strangled prostate in your basement.

      Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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      • #993
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Waking up in bed next to the God mocker who painted the Profit Moo-Mam-Head Sodomizing Jesus on your house.

        NEXT: Waking up unable to remember the night before and finding a strangled prostate in your basement.
        That sounds pretty bad, Brother BJ. I don't even what to imagine what could be worse (not to mention more unnerving) than finding a strangled prostate in your basement.

        Next: Catching a world-famous televangelist in bed with a live boy and a dead girl
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        • #994
          Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
          That sounds pretty bad, Brother BJ. I don't even what to imagine what could be worse (not to mention more unnerving) than finding a strangled prostate in your basement.

          Next: Catching a world-famous televangelist in bed with a live boy and a dead girl
          Smirking because the the world-famous televangelist is not a True Christian™.


          Making Sunday dinner and you do not have the fixin's for the Gravy.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • #995
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            Making Sunday dinner and you do not have the fixin's for the Gravy.
            Making Sunday dinner, not having fixings for the gravy, and being out of seltzer water for Mr. Whitford's wine spritzer!

            Next: Not watching where you're going and walking into a door, causing a black eye, three broken teeth, and a fractured arm.
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            • #996
              Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Next: Not watching where you're going and walking into a door, causing a black eye, three broken teeth, and a fractured arm.
              Interfering communist social workers who refuse to accept that sometimes babies just shake themselves, OK?

              Next: Elitist Europeons twiddling their mustaches and advancing nonsensical arguments for why God doesn't exist.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #997
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                Next: Elitist Europeons twiddling their mustaches and advancing nonsensical arguments for why God doesn't exist.
                Elitist Europeons twiddling their mustaches and advancing nonsensical arguments for why God doesn't exist, while gypsy children pick your pocket.


                Next: People who cry when sinful perverts like Patty Swayze get killed and sent to hell by Jesus.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • #998
                  Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Elitist Europeons twiddling their mustaches and advancing nonsensical arguments for why God doesn't exist, while gypsy children pick your pocket.


                  Next: People who cry when sinful perverts like Patty Swayze get killed and sent to hell by Jesus.
                  People who cry when sinful perverts like Patty Swayze get killed and sent to hell by Jesus, whilst watching the 12 hour special on "the live and times of Patrick Swayze"...

                  The Kardashians, in Miami...
                  Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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                  • #999
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by LostGirlNY View Post
                    People who cry when sinful perverts like Patty Swayze get killed and sent to hell by Jesus, whilst watching the 12 hour special on "the live and times of Patrick Swayze"...

                    The Kardashians, in Miami...
                    The Kardashians...on TV.

                    Next: Obama hiring avowed Communists for "czars". (Actually, given Russian history, isn't that extremely ironic?)

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                    • #1000
                      Re: The "make it worse" game

                      Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
                      The Kardashians...on TV.

                      Next: Obama hiring avowed Communists for "czars". (Actually, given Russian history, isn't that extremely ironic?)
                      Jimmy Carter accusing anyone who calls Obama out for lying of being a racist.

                      Next: People buying Carter's racist claptrap and ignoring Obama's lies because they'll be accused of being racists for pointing out when the half-white President tells lies.
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                      • #1001
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                        Jimmy Carter accusing anyone who calls Obama out for lying of being a racist.

                        Next: People buying Carter's racist claptrap and ignoring Obama's lies because they'll be accused of being racists for pointing out when the half-white President tells lies.
                        People buying Carter's racist claptrap and ignoring Obama's lies because they'll be put into FEMA camps if they don't.

                        Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                        • #1002
                          Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post

                          Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
                          Ferris Bueller rejects Christ and turns queer.


                          Next: Carrot Top.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • #1003
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Next: Carrot Top.
                            Carrot Top in a three-way with Siegfried & Roy

                            Next: Prince
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                            • #1004
                              Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                              Carrot Top in a three-way with Siegfried & Roy

                              Next: Prince
                              Blanket.

                              Next: Rush Limbaugh falsely accused of sex tourism.
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                              • #1005
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Blanket.

                                Next: Rush Limbaugh falsely accused of sex tourism.
                                Rush Limbaugh rightfully accused of sex tourism...

                                Next : Brain eating Zombies taking over Freehold.
                                Psalm 1:5 Therefore the wicked will not stand in the judgement, nor sinners in the assembly of the righteous.

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