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  • Make it worse. Obama comes out as an Athiest.

    next: obama converts comes out as mormon.

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    • Re: The "make it worse" game

      Originally posted by Sideshow View Post
      Make it worse. Obama comes out as an Athiest.

      next: obama converts comes out as mormon.
      Try again.

      The "make it worse" is to take this:

      Florida cannibal zombie Rudy Eugene turns out to be a Catholic practicing the "Vatican III" style of Eucharist.
      And somehow make THAT worse.

      It has nothing to do with Obama, or atheists.
      Bible boring? Nonsense!
      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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      • Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
        Florida cannibal zombie Rudy Eugene turns out to be a Catholic practicing the "Vatican III" style of Eucharist.
        The current practices of the Catholic church.
        The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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        • Re: The "make it worse" game

          Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
          The current practices of the Catholic church.
          Worse: The current practices of the Catholic Church become mandatory for all citizens.

          Next: Adam Ski's big spaceships finally arrive.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Worse: The current practices of the Catholic Church become mandatory for all citizens.

            Next: Adam Ski's big spaceships finally arrive.
            With more Mormons.

            Next: Romney wins in November.

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            • Re: The "make it worse" game

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Next: Romney wins in November.
              Fails to admit secret True Christian beliefs to nation.

              Next: Crocoduck is actually found by evolutionists.
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              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                Fails to admit secret True Christian beliefs to nation.

                Next: Crocoduck is actually found by evolutionists.
                Worse: Sodomites lock crocoduck and Kirk Cameron into a room together and won't let them out until they mate.

                Next: The 666 Cult attempts a violent revolution on July 1, 2012.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Re: The "make it worse" game

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  Worse: Sodomites lock crocoduck and Kirk Cameron into a room together and won't let them out until they mate.

                  Next: The 666 Cult attempts a violent revolution on July 1, 2012.
                  An open Atheist is elected President to stop it. Oh, I am sorry, that's what happened with Obummer.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    An open Atheist is elected President to stop it. Oh, I am sorry, that's what happened with Obummer.
                    Next: Jesus gets the most votes for President, so the Leftie Liberals demand His birth certificate as evidence of His American citizenship.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Re: The "make it worse" game

                      make it worse: Jesus was not born in America and is not allowed to be president, so the presidency goes to FRED KARGER!

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                      • Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by hellbound Retard View Post
                        make it worse: Jesus was not born in America and is not allowed to be president, so the presidency goes to FRED KARGER!
                        I'm glad you're quarantined, since you still haven't figured out how to play this game.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Re: The "make it worse" game

                          Let's just back the game up and try again, now that the atheistard is gone.

                          Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
                          Fails to admit secret True Christian beliefs to nation.

                          Next: Crocoduck is actually found by evolutionists.
                          Worse: Crocoduck is found to eat only Christian babies, and Obama insists that it be kept fed since it is protected under the Endangered Species Act.

                          Next: The Obama administration determines that Crocoduck's native habitat is remarkably like the woods outside Freehold.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Next: The Obama administration determines that Crocoduck's native habitat is remarkably like the woods outside Freehold.
                            Worse: The Obama administration sends Sweaty, muscular, nubian thugs to surround Freehold, allowing all the women to go free, but holding all of the men as sexual hostages......




                            Next: The world economy collapses (because of the socialist policies of the Obama regime) and the only currency accepted by the New World Order is crocoduck pelts!
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • Re: The "make it worse" game

                              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                              Worse: The Obama administration sends Sweaty, muscular, nubian thugs to surround Freehold, allowing all the women to go free, but holding all of the men as sexual hostages......




                              Next: The world economy collapses (because of the socialist policies of the Obama regime) and the only currency accepted by the New World Order is crocoduck pelts!
                              Worse: The only way to obtain crocoduck pelts is by "earning" them from the nubian thugs . . .

                              Next: Obama's henchmen call up and tell you that they will take away your wife, your children, your dog, and your house, and tear down your church, if you don't pay a dozen crocoduck pelts by Monday!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                Worse: The only way to obtain crocoduck pelts is by "earning" them from the nubian thugs . . .

                                Next: Obama's henchmen call up and tell you that they will take away your wife, your children, your dog, and your house, and tear down your church, if you don't pay a dozen crocoduck pelts by Monday!
                                Worse: Disney television.

                                Next: Jesus does not win the next elections.
                                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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