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  • worthlessdavid
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    • Nov 2013
    • 54
    #1651
    Re: The "make it worse" game

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Worse: A coon gets elected President of the United States of America!





    Next: Peta succeeds in making hot dogs illegal.
    Peta succeeds in making hot dogs illegal, and makes new hot dogs named hot sticks made out of http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/resear...ses-taste-test

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14145
        #1652
        Re: The "make it worse" game

        Originally posted by worthless View Post
        Peta succeeds in making hot dogs illegal, and makes new hot dogs named hot sticks made out of http://www.mnn.com/green-tech/resear...ses-taste-test

        I think you forgot to "Next" so I've added this magnetic finger implant procedure for you.



        NEXT: magnetic finger implants

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          • worthlessdavid
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Nov 2013
            • 54
            #1653
            Re: The "make it worse" game

            Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
            I think you forgot to "Next" so I've added this magnetic finger implant procedure for you.



            NEXT: magnetic finger implants

            magnetic finger implant procedure with mario

            Next: the whole planet goes homo and Landover Baptist is the once place not homo

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14145
                #1654
                Re: The "make it worse" game

                Originally posted by worthless View Post
                magnetic finger implant procedure with mario

                Next: the whole planet goes homo and Landover Baptist is the once place not homo
                Landover Baptist Church and gated community and associated shopping malls and other facilities is already the only place not homophilic.


                ..then The Beast rises, speaks:


                "Bonjour............."

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                  • Jack Rankan
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Oct 2013
                    • 144
                    #1655
                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                    Worse: beast rises and cuts military budget by half.

                    Atheist elected US president
                    1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
                    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
                    Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552
                        #1656
                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                        Originally posted by Jack Rankan View Post

                        Atheist elected US president
                        Worse: Satan elected US president.




                        Next: The papists win their lawsuit and are allowed to build a catholic "church" in Freehold.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29433
                            #1657
                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Next: The papists win their lawsuit and are allowed to build a catholic "church" in Freehold.
                            Worse, it includes a 'daycare' for adolescent boys

                            Next, the joos sue to open a 'Brisket House' in the 'Freehold Heavenly Galleria'
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2013
                                • 1284
                                #1658
                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Worse, it includes a 'daycare' for adolescent boys

                                Next, the joos sue to open a 'Brisket House' in the 'Freehold Heavenly Galleria'
                                Worse: Complimentary circumcisions (with a minimum purchase requirement) are performed while you eat.

                                Next: God-mocking scientists find a way to let men get pregnant.
                                sigpic

                                I Kings 7:23

                                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                  • lukasekman
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Mar 2011
                                    • 614
                                    #1659
                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                    Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                    Next: God-mocking scientists find a way to let men get pregnant.
                                    Worse: Homosexual men who breed dark children in their bowels have a 25 percent chance of giving birth to Behemoth-like beasts with dual Y chromosomes, which is recognized as a third gender.

                                    Bad: The Metric system

                                    sigpicCorporal Punishment Advisor, U.S. Department of Family Values
                                    Cyber-bullying Instructor, Christian Commission on Human Rights
                                    ★ Apple CEO is gay - Important DFV security considerations
                                    ★ Higgs field theory disproved - Universe is a cotton field
                                    ★ Viagra forces man to have his penis amputated

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                                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                         
                                        • Sep 2006
                                        • 78552
                                        #1660
                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                        Originally posted by lukasekman View Post
                                        Bad: The Metric system
                                        Worse: Eurotrash Sharia Law!




                                        Next: The coons begin worshiping Mandela as their savior.
                                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                          • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                            True Christian™
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2013
                                            • 1284
                                            #1661
                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                            ...
                                            Next: The coons begin worshiping Mandela as their savior.
                                            Worse: Jap animatronics experts "reanimate" Mandela's corpse to give the appearance that he rose from the grave and install a jetpack to simulate an ascension.

                                            Next: B. Hussein Obama orders U.S. Marines to begin wearing tights and tutus while on duty.
                                            sigpic

                                            I Kings 7:23

                                            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                                              • Miss Tanith
                                                Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Jan 2013
                                                • 108
                                                #1662
                                                Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                                Worse: Jap animatronics experts "reanimate" Mandela's corpse to give the appearance that he rose from the grave and install a jetpack to simulate an ascension.

                                                Next: B. Hussein Obama orders U.S. Marines to begin wearing tights and tutus while on duty.
                                                Worse: Gay sex becomes mandatory once a week in all Armed Forces to get rid of any pent-up frustration

                                                Next: Westboro Baptist Church claims allegiance with Landover Baptist Church.
                                                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                                                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                                                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                                                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2006
                                                    • 78552
                                                    #1663
                                                    Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                    Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                                                    Next: Westboro Baptist Church claims allegiance with Landover Baptist Church.
                                                    Worse: Westboro claims allegiance with the Mary-worshiping Papists.




                                                    Next: Your favorite Pastor is arrested by the japs for preaching the Gospel in a Thai Ladyboy strip bar!
                                                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                                      • Miss Tanith
                                                        Forum Member, struggling for Salvation(c)
                                                        Forum Member
                                                        • Jan 2013
                                                        • 108
                                                        #1664
                                                        Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                        Worse: Westboro claims allegiance with the Mary-worshiping Papists.




                                                        Next: Your favorite Pastor is arrested by the japs for preaching the Gospel in a Thai Ladyboy strip bar!
                                                        Worse: Pastor Zeke is put in asian prison overnight

                                                        Next: Scientology has been recognised as a real religion and can 'marry' people.
                                                        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                                                        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                                                          • Mark L. Snyde, PhD
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Nov 2013
                                                            • 1284
                                                            #1665
                                                            Re: The "make it worse" game

                                                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                                            ...
                                                            Next: Your favorite Pastor is arrested by the japs for preaching the Gospel in a Thai Ladyboy strip bar!
                                                            Worse: Our favorite Pastor is reported to have achieved the greatest distance in the "ping pong ball" contest.

                                                            Next: Chinamen discover how to cheaply create antimatter weapons before we do.
                                                            sigpic

                                                            I Kings 7:23

                                                            And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                                                            New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                                                            Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                                                            Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                                                            Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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