[Dennis Lukes]

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..agrees to pay war reparations to Spain

...And gives California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona, New Mexico, and Texas "back" to Mexico.


Next: President Ocasio-Cortez then gets JFK'd and replaced by her vice president, Ilhan Omar, who immediately institutes sharia law.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

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Instead of public beheadings and stonings, infidels are repetitively penetrated on diamond-studded buttplugs and the Republican Party is overthrown and replaced with Ru-publican's Drag Race; forcibly parading key GOP members in the streets dressed in audacious lady get-up.


An aggressive form of AIDs develops, one can contact it from simply staring at a homer; closeted or out.

[Dennis Lukes]

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An aggressive form of AIDs develops, one can contact it from simply staring at a homer; closeted or out.

The new strain of medusa-like queers launch an assassination campaign, infecting key Republican leaders and Baptist pastors with the AIDs to destabilize the United States in preparation for a Mexican invasion.

Next: Donald Trump suddenly resigns, claiming he has no idea what he's doing and that this whole thing was a bad joke that went way too far.

[Basilissa]

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Next: Donald Trump suddenly resigns, claiming he has no idea what he's doing and that this whole thing was a bad joke that went way too far.

Worse: Mike Pence, right after being sworn in, declares himself to be gay and atheist.


Next: Polar Vortex stays over the Midwest for the next two months, bringing even more unbearable cold.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Polar Vortex stays over the Midwest for the next two months, bringing even more unbearable cold.

Worse: the electric oven you've had installed is suppled with a live rodent that when powered up shorts itself out across the wires causing a surprise explosion - but you can always cook on a fire I suppose, a delicious mutton and black pudding hotpot with cumin and white port (the port in a glass) but you can hardly see anything with no lights and when you get hot candle-wax on your leg the port goes over everything.

Next: Mike Pence arrives

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Next: Mike Pence arrives...

...without his wife. No dinner for anyone.



Worse: He doesn't drink either.

[MitzaLizalor]

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He doesn't drink..

Not wishing to embarrass myself and in my haste to close up the absinthe cabinet I trip over the robotic device some idiot left running head first with a bottle still in my hand

Worse: Mrs Mike was only delayed and turns up with her owner's camera

[Dana723]

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She finds out her husband had been cheating on her with a dude from Indiana from images in his camera roll. She ghosts him.


Next: A potential date suddenly says their feelings have changed and they decide things won't be compatible after you send them your pic.

The picture is the one in Jen Nettles' profile.


Next: Hilary Clinton decides to run for president again in 2020.

[C. S. Darrow, Esq.]

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Worse: Donald Trump kills her and installs the US under permanent dicktatorship.


Next: The food crisis worsens and strikes the US.

Worse, food is rationed and some people have to get used to what most people consider normal consumption of food, thus reducing morbid obesity among those who've made a lifestyle out of sinful gluttony.


Next: Lori Lightfoot declares her candidacy for the presidency in 2020.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Next: Lori Lightfoot declares her candidacy for the presidency in 2020.

She loses to Trump, of course, but he suffers a fatal heart attack and ascends to Heaven, leaving the country bereft of his noble stewardship.

Next: Mike Pence takes over and reveals that he has converted to Buddhism.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Sarah Palin coverts becomes our first Muslim president (beating out Elizabeth Warren) and forces female genital mutilation into law.

You had it good while it lasted. Move on.



Next: Jared Kushner converts too.

[Dennis Lukes]

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Sarah Palin coverts becomes our first Muslim president

Listen up fool: Obama was already the first Muslim president, in addition to being the first Negro president and the first president born outside of the United States.

Now, back to the game.

Next: Jared Kushner converts too.

He is immediately executed with a scimitar by his imam because those sand people can sniff out Jews no matter what and then they kill them on the spot. As a result, Donald is forced to miss a day on the driving range in order to attend the heathen funeral.


Next: Disney puts out a new Marvel movie with an openly gay superhero in an attempt to recruit our children to the homosexual lifestyle.

[Witch Hammer]

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Next: Disney puts out a new Marvel movie with an openly gay superhero in an attempt to recruit our children to the homosexual lifestyle

Gollum tosses this "hero's" bane, a Kryptonite Cock Ring / Butt Plug combo gift set, into the fiery maw of Doom, allowing the caped sodomite to commit heinous acts of faggotry unchecked until Jesus finally returns and steps on him.




Next: In a satanic ritual gone wrong, Biden and Harris become fused together at a molecular level, ass to mouth, henceforth needing to be fed and evacuated through nose tubes and tandem colostomy bags, and only being able to communicate by tapping out morse code...

[Dennis Lukes]

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Next: In a satanic ritual gone wrong, Biden and Harris become fused together at a molecular level, ass to mouth, henceforth needing to be fed and evacuated through nose tubes and tandem colostomy bags, and only being able to communicate by tapping out morse code...

Worse: Biden and Harris die from blood poisoning. That's not the bad part, LOL. That would be the ascension of Nancy Pelosi to the Oval Office .


Next: President Pelosi appoints Hillary Clinton as her vice president.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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Worse: Biden and Harris die from blood poisoning. That's not the bad part, LOL. That would be the ascension of Nancy Pelosi to the Oval Office .

Next: President Pelosi appoints Hillary Clinton as her vice president.

Worse: Nancy, Hillary and Bill are caught in an uncompromising position in a threesome on AirForce One.

Next: Nobody knows who the President is.