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  • Jimmy C Lombardo
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    • Mar 2009
    • 218

    #1

    Just got back from the animal shelter...

    ...and I'm lookin for sum rabbit chowder recipes. I know yer all wonderin why I didnt hunt them bunnies myself but Im visitin my canuckhead cousin in new bumswick. Why do they put cheese on their freedom fries? Are they insane!?

    Anyway, sum good ol fashioned bunny recipes would be welcome cus I gotta cook this thing myself! My womens got the swine flu from a couple of beaners.
  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #2
    Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

    You cook 'em like you cook a chicken. I'm assuming you are prepared to kill and clean the creature. Once the meat is ready you can use any kind of spices and a lot of salt and just grill it.
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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
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      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

      Oh, you're only cooking the bunnies. Good. I have had to deal with some really disturbing calls from the Freehold County Animal Shelter. Like Mr "Bunny Slippers"

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
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        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #4
        Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

        Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
        Oh, you're only cooking the bunnies. Good. I have had to deal with some really disturbing calls from the Freehold County Animal Shelter. Like Mr "Bunny Slippers"
        Um . . . Do you mean this?

        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #5
          Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

          Originally posted by Jimmy C Lombardo View Post
          ...and I'm lookin for sum rabbit chowder recipes. I know yer all wonderin why I didnt hunt them bunnies myself but Im visitin my canuckhead cousin in new bumswick. Why do they put cheese on their freedom fries? Are they insane!?

          Anyway, sum good ol fashioned bunny recipes would be welcome cus I gotta cook this thing myself! My womens got the swine flu from a couple of beaners.
          Sister Thumper makes a mean rabbit casserole. Maybe she can give your wife the recipe.

          I hope you aren't letting her slack off just because she has the flu. She can still cook and do most of her wifely duties.
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          • Jimmy C Lombardo
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 218

            #6
            Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

            Pastor Zeke

            I know what ya mean but I dont want her to upchuck in the stew and pass the flu on to me. Besides, her cranky aunt floe has come to visit so I have her locked in the closet for a couple of days like the Bible instructed me to do.

            The money I get back from returnin bottles doesnt cover me any cookin service.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22887

              #7
              Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

              Have a look here: http://www.recipezaar.com/recipes/rabbit I suspect that this one will be to your tastes
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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #8
                Re: Just got back from the animal shelter...

                Here I thought you meant you'd been released.

                Um, happy eating?
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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