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  • Lycia The Repentant
    Ex-prostitute on her knees for the Lord
    Now that she's Saved©, Priceless
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2010
    • 2019

    #2281
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The person under me cannot wait for the U.S. Constitution to be scrapped and the King James Bible installes in it's place as the law of the land.
    TRUE! I long for the day that disgusting sinners will only be a stone's throw away from finding Salvation!

    The person below me has had some impure thoughts regarding some of our member's avatars.
    "Whether of them twain did the will of his father? They say unto him, The first. Jesus saith unto them, Verily I say unto you, That the publicans and the harlots go into the kingdom of God before you. For John came unto you in the way of righteousness, and ye believed him not: but the publicans and the harlots believed him: and ye, when ye had seen it, repented not afterward, that ye might believe him." Matthew 21:31-32

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    • Mousegirl
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Nov 2010
      • 68

      #2282
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      False =D I don't really pay attention to users avatars really

      The person under me is listening to some sort of music

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      • Paul Emanuel
        Forum Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 29

        #2283
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        False, music would distract me from reading the LBC forums and my KJV Bible.

        The person below me hates vegatarian hippies who clearly ignore Genesis 9:3.

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        • Mousegirl
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Nov 2010
          • 68

          #2284
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          False

          The person below me isn't fond of cold weather

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          • Felicity
            As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
            True Christian™
            • Apr 2010
            • 4834

            #2285
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            @Mousegirl913 I love all weather since Jesus made all of it!

            The person below me also doesn't understand why Atheists kill trees for Christmas.
            I Jesus!

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            • Christian Refugee
              Unsaved trash
               
              • Dec 2010
              • 29

              #2286
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Felicity View Post
              The person below me also doesn't understand why Atheists kill trees for Christmas.
              True, I know their reasons, the problem is that they don't make sense.

              The person below me have done charity at an foreign country.
              Gays are an abomintation. Want any proof?

              Leviticus 20.13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #2287
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Christian Refugee View Post
                The person below me have done charity at an foreign country.
                True....Wait a second.

                AN foreign country?? I'm guessing you live in AN foreign country, right?



                The person under me speaks God's favorite language (American).
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Paul Emanuel
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 29

                  #2288
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  True, born and raised in America.

                  The person under me is tired of getting annoyed by vegans when enjoying a hamburger in public

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #2289
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Paul Emanuel View Post
                    True, born and raised in America.

                    The person under me is tired of getting annoyed by vegans when enjoying a hamburger in public
                    False. There was a vegan in North Salem once, but a member of my congregation took him under his wing.

                    The scrawny, pale sissy boy who was once a limp-wristed vegan is now a strapping, muscular man and one of the best hunters in the county. Most of the men in town have gone on 2-3 night hunting trips with him. He's become so popular, they even fight over who gets to share his tent!

                    The person below me thinks he or she could improve upon the Bible.
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Paul Emanuel
                      Forum Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 29

                      #2290
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      False! God's word is PERFECT and INFALLIBLE and adding to scripture is strictly forbidden!

                      The person below me wants to impeach Barrack Hussein Osama.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #2291
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Paul Emanuel View Post
                        The person below me wants to impeach Barrack Hussein Osama.
                        True. Then I'd like to [deleted by the DOF in order to protect Pastor Ezekiel from Obama's liberal goons], and while he squealed I'd laugh the whole time the were doing it!



                        The person under me refuses to eat anything that's been frozen.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Mousegirl
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 68

                          #2292
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          False. somethings have to be frozen in order to perserve them

                          The person below me is going to spend christmas with someone special

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                          • Zen Spyder
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 77

                            #2293
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Mousegirl913 View Post
                            False. somethings have to be frozen in order to perserve them

                            The person below me is going to spend christmas with someone special
                            True. I'm gonna spend it with famly and friends.

                            The person under me is laughing at clips of dumb criminals on TV.

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #2294
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Paul Emanuel View Post
                              The person below me wants to impeach Barrack Hussein Osama.
                              I have one thing to say:

                              PRESIDENT BIDEN.
                              Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
                              True. I'm gonna spend it with famly and friends.

                              The person under me is laughing at clips of dumb criminals on TV.
                              False. I only watch Christian programming.

                              The person under me is excited about 2012!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Zen Spyder
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 77

                                #2295
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                I have one thing to say:

                                PRESIDENT BIDEN.

                                False. I only watch Christian programming.

                                The person under me is excited about 2012!
                                False. It's just another year.

                                The person under me has plans to go shopping tomorrow.

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