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  • Zen Spyder
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Dec 2010
    • 77

    #2266
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Christina Nickson View Post
    I'm going to have to say that is false. The person below me is one of the Mighty Bruisers. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/bruise.html
    False.

    The person under me had lunch at Pizza Hut today with friends.

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #2267
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
      False.

      The person under me had lunch at Pizza Hut today with friends.
      False.

      When Jesus drove demons from people, the demons proclaimed that Jesus was God's Son.
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Zen Spyder
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Dec 2010
        • 77

        #2268
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
        False.

        When Jesus drove demons from people, the demons proclaimed that Jesus was God's Son.
        Were you asking if the person unde you believes that, or are you just making a random statement?
        I'll assume and just say false...

        The person under me is about to change the bulb in the porchlight.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #2269
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
          Were you asking if the person unde you believes that, or are you just making a random statement?
          I'll assume and just say false...

          The person under me is about to change the bulb in the porchlight.
          True . . . it was out when I got home this evening.

          How did you know that?

          Are you stalking me?

          The person below me is likewise suspicious of this Zen Spyder person.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • jennabenna
            Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
            • May 2010
            • 262

            #2270
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False. I suspect he just randomly came up with that.
            The person under me has called me an offensive nickname before.
            If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78552

              #2271
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              The person below me is likewise suspicious of this Zen Spyder person.
              True. Perverts who worship demons always make me suspicious.



              The person under me is still enjoying turkey and Velveeta® sandwiches.



              Originally posted by nigress dyke
              The person under me has called me an offensive nickname before.
              Shut your liverlips girl.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • May 2008
                • 13996

                #2272
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                True. Perverts who worship demons always make me suspicious.



                The person under me is still enjoying turkey and Velveeta® sandwiches.
                False. I've never had Velveeta. Only Godly cheddar for me!

                The person under me thinks JellyBelly is not at all an offensive nickname.
                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                • Zen Spyder
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 77

                  #2273
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                  False. I've never had Velveeta. Only Godly cheddar for me!

                  The person under me thinks JellyBelly is not at all an offensive nickname.
                  It depends on the context in which that nickname is being used...

                  (P.S.: I mentioned the porchlight because I had to do the same thing)

                  The person under me is waiting for the washing machine to finish the rinse cycle.

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                  • jennabenna
                    Unsaved trash, nigra witch lesbian
                    • May 2010
                    • 262

                    #2274
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    False. I've never had Velveeta. Only Godly cheddar for me!

                    The person under me thinks JellyBelly is not at all an offensive nickname.
                    I wasn't talking about calling me JellyBelly. I love JellyBellies. I mean when you call me Nigra bulldyke unsaved sodomizing smelly hippie liberal uses-science-and-logic-to-back-up-points trash. Sodomizing? Really?

                    The person under me didn't bother to read this whole post.
                    If you want to post here, you will abide by the rules. Admin

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14076

                      #2275
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                      The person under me didn't bother to read this whole post.
                      False. (btw: sod·om·y

                      1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.
                      2. copulation with a member of the same sex.
                      3. bestiality

                      So, yeah. Sodomizing. Really.)

                      The person below me reads the entire thread before opening their yap.

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                      • James Dewitt
                        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 6267

                        #2276
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                        The person below me reads the entire thread before opening their yap.
                        True I allways read before I post, its the right thing to do.


                        The person below me can not understand why Jennabeaner AKA Nigra bulldyke unsaved sodomizing smelly hippie liberal uses-science-and-logic-to-back-up-points trash has not been hit with the ban hammer YET

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #2277
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
                          I wasn't talking about calling me JellyBelly. I love JellyBellies. I mean when you call me Nigra bulldyke unsaved sodomizing smelly hippie liberal uses-science-and-logic-to-back-up-points trash.
                          I have never called you that.

                          But which part of it do you find inaccurate? I look at the list, and granted, you're a Negress . . . and I don't know from experience whether you emit unpleasant odors . . . but the rest seems well-documented in your own assertions. You're a lesbian; unsaved; commit sodomy; espouse hippie values; espouse liberal values; and claim to use science and logic.

                          You also espouse feminazi values, which I see nobody has called you on. Is that what you find offensive?
                          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                          True I allways read before I post, its the right thing to do.


                          The person below me can not understand why Jennabeaner AKA Nigra bulldyke unsaved sodomizing smelly hippie liberal uses-science-and-logic-to-back-up-points trash has not been hit with the ban hammer YET
                          Well, she's generally polite, not vulgar, and engages in somewhat intelligent discussion (beyond her inability to comprehend the Gift she is turning her ample backside on).

                          The person below me is surprised that JellyBelly and . . . what's her name . . . Yog-Sothoth? No . . . Hi'Colonic? No . . . Y'golonac! That's it!

                          The person below me is surprised that JellyBelly and her partner in perversion, Y'golonac, have not had some depraved four-way of disgustingness with Professor Tyeisha X and her woman, Jabb'aShelle.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Zen Spyder
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 77

                            #2278
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            I have never called you that.

                            But which part of it do you find inaccurate? I look at the list, and granted, you're a Negress . . . and I don't know from experience whether you emit unpleasant odors . . . but the rest seems well-documented in your own assertions. You're a lesbian; unsaved; commit sodomy; espouse hippie values; espouse liberal values; and claim to use science and logic.

                            You also espouse feminazi values, which I see nobody has called you on. Is that what you find offensive?

                            Well, she's generally polite, not vulgar, and engages in somewhat intelligent discussion (beyond her inability to comprehend the Gift she is turning her ample backside on).

                            The person below me is surprised that JellyBelly and . . . what's her name . . . Yog-Sothoth? No . . . Hi'Colonic? No . . . Y'golonac! That's it!

                            The person below me is surprised that JellyBelly and her partner in perversion, Y'golonac, have not had some depraved four-way of disgustingness with Professor Tyeisha X and her woman, Jabb'aShelle.
                            False. I don't really know any of them well enough to make any assumptions.

                            The person under me is getting ready for bed.

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                            • PetitionLady
                              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                              Forum Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 883

                              #2279
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
                              False. I don't really know any of them well enough to make any assumptions.

                              The person under me is getting ready for bed.
                              False. It's morning here and I spent the last 35 minutes reading Psalms. I love this verse, it reminds me that I'm protected by Jesus:

                              Psalm 91:5-7

                              5Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;
                              6Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.
                              7A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.





                              The person below me is preparing a hearty breakfast for her family.
                              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                              ~Matt. 10:33

                              ~~~~~~~
                              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #2280
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                                The person below me is preparing a hearty breakfast for her family.

                                False. Of course not. I've never even cut an apple, much less cooked breakfast. That's women's work. My 14 year old Indonesian houseboy is doing it.




                                The person under me cannot wait for the U.S. Constitution to be scrapped and the King James Bible installes in it's place as the law of the land.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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