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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
F got plenty of hair
The person below me has a drink to the left of their computer
F got plenty of hair
The person below me has a drink to the left of their computer
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Re: The person under me: (True or false)
TRUE! I'm drinkning a glass of skim milk! Good call!Originally posted by Inverse View Post
The person below me skipped church this morning.
sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
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True -- I have a cup of tea to the left of my Godly machine.Originally posted by Inverse View Post
The person below me claims to have plenty of hair, but in actual fact wears a toupee.True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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False! We raised $75 for the dogs of Haiti in our bake sale this morning.Originally posted by Paul Jeffery View PostTRUE! I'm drinkning a glass of skim milk! Good call!
The person below me skipped church this morning.
The person below me hates facebook, myspace, twitter, etc.Comment
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False! I'm on FaceBook right now.Originally posted by Samuel Coleridge View Post
The person below me spends a lot of time on their knees!Revelation 22:18-19 "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of this prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book."Comment
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What's your username on Facebook? I have an account there, as do many of our congregation.Originally posted by InlovewithGOD View PostFalse! I'm on FaceBook right now.
Amen to that! I spend a minimum of 4 hours a day on my knees in supplication to Jesus. We have wonderful chats about all manner of things.Originally posted by InlovewithGOD View Post
The person under me has eaten spam sushi.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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False! Those things look like some of Bernadette's overdone egg sandwiches with tire tracks after I ran them over with my truck on the driveway.Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostThe person under me has eaten spam sushi.
The person below me actually enjoys watching the Olympics in Canadistan.
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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False. The last thing I want to watch is homer men in tights do ballet on ice! I will admit to, however, praying that America wins every event last night.Originally posted by Jed_Cassidy View PostFalse! Those things look like some of Bernadette's overdone egg sandwiches with tire tracks after I ran them over with my truck on the driveway.
The person below me actually enjoys watching the Olympics in Canadistan.
The person below me has beaten up one of those homer men in tights before.Follow me on Thefacebook! http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?...00000884272376Comment
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No, but I sure wish I could!
The person below me is a messicant!
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False! 100% pure American.
The person below me didn't kill his dinner.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."Comment
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False! I hit a deer this morning about coming in north of town. Bernadette's in the kitchen fixin' it up right nowOriginally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
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The person below me is a True Christian™ survivor of the Gay Virus.Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.Comment
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True, but I almost beat my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy to death for serving white wine with my steak.Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
The person under me has sold off all his assets in anticipation of the coming Rapture (scheduled for March 4, 2010 at approximately 3:15 pm) and sent the proceeds in to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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TRUE!
I plan on mailing the check for $109.99 on March the 2nd. Praise Jesus! I never new all my asshats were worth THAT kind of money.
Numbers 31:53 "For the men of war had taken booty, every man for himself."Numbers 31:53- "For the men of war had taken booty,every man for himself."Comment
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False!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostTrue, but I almost beat my 14 year old Indonesian houseboy to death for serving white wine with my steak.
The person under me has sold off all his assets in anticipation of the coming Rapture (scheduled for March 4, 2010 at approximately 3:15 pm) and sent the proceeds in to God's favorite church (Landover Baptist).
The person below me has had incursions with the law promoting their religeon.God has a rap sheetComment
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True, but the terrorism charges that were brought by the abortion clinic were eventually dropped when the evidence was found to be, at best, circumstantial. Thanks to "friends near DesMoines, Iowa", my alibi was the trump card.Originally posted by Mike Gerrard View Post
Speaking of tithing...
The person below me has provided copies of his W2 to Landover Baptist Church.sigpicMIKE HUCKABEE/RAND PAUL - 2012 (or sooner if possible)
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