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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197
    #781
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Yes, but only if God has cursed you to be unable to have children by natural means.

    The person under me is considering running for President in 2012

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #782
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post

        The person under me is considering running for President in 2012
        False, but only because I'm not yet 35 years old, as the constitution requires.


        The person under me has memorized at least one book of the Holy KJV Bible.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Christiansoldier
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2009
            • 189
            #783
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            False, but only because I'm not yet 35 years old, as the constitution requires.


            The person under me has memorized at least one book of the Holy KJV Bible.
            I'm very, very close to memorizing Leviticus and Genesis. I'm only off by like a couple verses at most.

            The person below me has donated money to a charity before.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414
                #784
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by Christiansoldier View Post
                The person below me has donated money to a charity before.
                True. The GOP.

                The person below me has their own well-appointed and comfortable prayer closet suitable for hours of supplication to Jesus.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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                  • Johnnyboy
                    True Christian™ fisherman
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 801
                    #785
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                    True. The GOP.

                    The person below me has their own well-appointed and comfortable prayer closet suitable for hours of supplication to Jesus.

                    True. Until winter hits, then I have to store my fishing rods.

                    The person below me likes to read Readers Digest.

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                      • Meek and Humble
                        Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                        Biblical Black Belt
                        Jr. Pastor
                        True Christian™
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 6197
                        #786
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Not ever since they turned out that blasphemous "Reader's Digest Condensed Bible"!

                        The person uner me reads Christianity Today

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                          • Larry Lee
                            Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                            True Christian™ Theologian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 4464
                            #787
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                            Not ever since they turned out that blasphemous "Reader's Digest Condensed Bible"!

                            The person uner me reads Christianity Today
                            I LIVE Christianity Today!

                            The person under me can't wait to listen to Sarah Palin's biography on audio disc.
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                            I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                              • Meek and Humble
                                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                Biblical Black Belt
                                Jr. Pastor
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 6197
                                #788
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                True.

                                The person under me has been to all 50 states to protest something or another.

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                                  • Bobby-Joe
                                    Landover Security Superviser
                                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 18405
                                    #789
                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                    Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                    True.

                                    The person under me has been to all 50 states to protest something or another.
                                    TRUE: Though more to run security for these protests. Liberals are so filled with hate and rage.

                                    The person below me wrestled with a large snake in a totally NOT Pentecostal way to prove his faith in Jesus.

                                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #790
                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                        True! I thought it was a fake one at first.

                                        The person under me has a terrible rash.
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • Meek and Humble
                                            Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                            Biblical Black Belt
                                            Jr. Pastor
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Dec 2008
                                            • 6197
                                            #791
                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                            False, not that I would be afraid of it, of course not, I just never found the right opportunity...

                                            The person under me knows that as a True Christian(tm), he can drink poison and not be harmed.

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                                              • Christiansoldier
                                                Forum Member
                                                • Aug 2009
                                                • 189
                                                #792
                                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                False, not that I would be afraid of it, of course not, I just never found the right opportunity...

                                                The person under me knows that as a True Christian™, he can drink poison and not be harmed.
                                                True, once when I was younger, I drunk a lot of battery acid to prevent it from damaging my Bible. I came out unharmed! Praise Jesus!

                                                Next: The person below me has spread the Word to foreign satanic countries.

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                                                  • Meek and Humble
                                                    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                                                    Biblical Black Belt
                                                    Jr. Pastor
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Dec 2008
                                                    • 6197
                                                    #793
                                                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                    Only via internet, so far.

                                                    The person under me was born in Kenya

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                                                      • Larry Lee
                                                        Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God
                                                        True Christian™ Theologian
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Sep 2006
                                                        • 4464
                                                        #794
                                                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                        Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                                                        Only via internet, so far.

                                                        The person under me was born in Kenya
                                                        False!

                                                        The person under me would gladly buy an older rental property located in North Long Beach from Orly Taitz.
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                                                        I loved Newt before Newt was invincible

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                                                          • Bobby-Joe
                                                            Landover Security Superviser
                                                            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                                            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2006
                                                            • 18405
                                                            #795
                                                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                                            Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
                                                            False!

                                                            The person under me would gladly buy an older rental property located in North Long Beach from Orly Taitz.
                                                            110% TRUE: I would also gladly let her work on my teeth too! Orly is a good example of the kind of opportunity America gives immigrants to make a new life in America.

                                                            The person under me has personally felt the oppressive hand of the liberal brownshirts of the Main Stream Media.

                                                            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                                                            Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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