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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2236
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
    The person below me is engaged.
    True. I have been happily engaged to Sister Daisy Mae (aka Bible Thumping Blonde) for nearly 7 years now. Life is good.



    The person under me wonders why they call it "Black Friday." Something to do with malt liqiquor maybe?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • PetitionLady
      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
      Forum Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 883

      #2237
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      True. I have been happily engaged to Sister Daisy Mae (aka Bible Thumping Blonde) for nearly 7 years now. Life is good.



      The person under me wonders why they call it "Black Friday." Something to do with malt liqiquor maybe?
      True, I have pondered that.

      The person below me proudly flies the American flag on their property. (God's favorite country flag.)
      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
      ~Matt. 10:33

      ~~~~~~~
      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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      • Rev. M. Rodimer
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 13996

        #2238
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
        True, I have pondered that.

        The person below me proudly flies the American flag on their property. (God's favorite country flag.)
        True! Alongside this other, more important flag:



        The person below me has never seen the Christian flag before.
        Bible boring? Nonsense!
        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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        • BelieverInGod
          Fourm Member
          Forum Member
          • Feb 2010
          • 9269

          #2239
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          False, I saw it when growing up.

          The Person below me has flown a National Flag other than the American one.
          Drama queen

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552

            #2240
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
            The Person below me has flown a National Flag other than the American one.
            False. Hey wait a second!! That's a trick question.... There IS no other National Flag other than the American one.


            The person below me has a 60 ft cross on his lawn that is so bright at night that his neighbors get a suntan.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • PetitionLady
              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 883

              #2241
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              False. Hey wait a second!! That's a trick question.... There IS no other National Flag other than the American one.


              The person below me has a 60 ft cross on his lawn that is so bright at night that his neighbors get a suntan.
              False, but my parents have a 3-4 ft. cross on their house that's lit up year-round.

              The person below me thanks God for what He has given you AND for what He hasn't given you. Amen!
              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
              ~Matt. 10:33

              ~~~~~~~
              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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              • proteastantguy
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Aug 2010
                • 488

                #2242
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                False, but my parents have a 3-4 ft. cross on their house that's lit up year-round.

                The person below me thanks God for what He has given you AND for what He hasn't given you. Amen!
                True.

                The person below me can't thank God enough for all that he has done.

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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #2243
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                  The person below me can't thank God enough for all that He has done.
                  True (think about it ).

                  The person below me is off to the beer store for "essential supplies"...

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                  • proteastantguy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 488

                    #2244
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                    True (think about it ).

                    The person below me is off to the beer store for "essential supplies"...
                    False.

                    The person below me doesn't want all of these muslims to be here on these Godly forums.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #2245
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                      False.

                      The person below me doesn't want all of these muslims to be here on these Godly forums.
                      False, how are we to show them that they have a false religion if we don't let them in?


                      The person below me thinks that Mitt Romney will make a good President.

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #2246
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        False, how are we to show them that they have a false religion if we don't let them in?


                        The person below me thinks that Mitt Romney will make a good President.
                        False! And I wouldn't vote for Glenn Beck, either!

                        NO MORE WIRE . . . I mean, MORMON PRESIDENTS, EVER!

                        The person under me knows that a Mormon president could bring even more of God's Wrath upon the United States than the current Muslim president.
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Zen Spyder
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 77

                          #2247
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          False! And I wouldn't vote for Glenn Beck, either!

                          NO MORE WIRE . . . I mean, MORMON PRESIDENTS, EVER!

                          The person under me knows that a Mormon president could bring even more of God's Wrath upon the United States than the current Muslim president.
                          False. I prefer to pay attention to the politician's actions than their religious views.

                          The person under me likes to meditate in the forest.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #2248
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Zen Spyder View Post
                            False. I prefer to pay attention to the politician's actions than their religious views.

                            The person under me likes to meditate in the forest.
                            False. Meditation is a form of devil worship. I like to cut down trees.

                            The person below me refudiates Sharia law in America.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #2249
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              False. Meditation is a form of devil worship. I like to cut down trees.

                              The person below me refudiates Sharia law in America.
                              True! There can be only one law in the United States -- God's Law, as the founders intended! That's why the Bill of Rights has TEN amendments, just like the TEN Commandments!

                              See, that way the real founders could sneak a Biblical reference in without the Deists and atheists and secularists and "church-state separationists" (who were dominating and basically running the process because there were more of them) catching on.

                              The person below me is overjoyed to see how Sarah Palin and David Barton and Michele Bachmann are working to ensure that Americans know our REAL, Christian heritage!
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Zen Spyder
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 77

                                #2250
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                True! There can be only one law in the United States -- God's Law, as the founders intended! That's why the Bill of Rights has TEN amendments, just like the TEN Commandments!

                                See, that way the real founders could sneak a Biblical reference in without the Deists and atheists and secularists and "church-state separationists" (who were dominating and basically running the process because there were more of them) catching on.

                                The person below me is overjoyed to see how Sarah Palin and David Barton and Michele Bachmann are working to ensure that Americans know our REAL, Christian heritage!
                                False. People are too concerned about the past and should pay more attention to the future.

                                The person under me is watching television right now.

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