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  • Scarlet Wynter
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 125

    #2221
    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

    Originally posted by Lycia The Repentant View Post
    False! I'm relaxing after listening to one while I stayed completely silent.

    "Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law." 1 Corinthians 14:34

    The Curse of Ham applies to the person below me.
    False.

    BTW: Congratz on officially becoming a true christian!

    The person below be is planning on re-decorating their living room.

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    • Cranky Old Man
      Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
      You kids get off his lawn!
       
      • Jan 2010
      • 22354

      #2222
      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

      Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
      The person below be is planning on re-decorating their living room.
      False, redecorating is for gays.

      The person below me enjoyed some good bacon and turkey for thanksgiving.
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Scarlet Wynter
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 125

        #2223
        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
        False, redecorating is for gays.

        The person below me enjoyed some good bacon and turkey for thanksgiving.
        False on the bacon-true on the turkey.

        The person below me is looking out their window at the snow.

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        • Hubert Hope
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          Perverted Gay Porn Poster
          Degenerate pervert who tried to kiss our butts to become a TC and failed miserably.
          • Nov 2010
          • 172

          #2224
          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

          [QUOTE=Rev. M. Rodimer;645080]Would you care to describe in detail what you are thinking?

          Your comment is suggesting some rather disturbing images.


          I would do anything for Jesus; to which defiled bread are you referring?QUOTE]

          I'm thinking how great it would be to right beside Christ all mighty looking at the sight and sound of heaven watching the angels fly up the sky in the day of rapture... The defiled bread I was referring to are those Doner Kebabs they were usually made by Arabs. I saw one time that they had a show of it on a fear factor, but good for you Reverend Sir, like yourself I would also eat anything for Jesus.

          Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
          False on the bacon-true on the turkey.

          The person below me is looking out their window at the snow.

          False, I'm looking outside my window in search for Jesus!

          The person below me thinks about Jesus during his process of mating ( making babies ).

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          • Viggo B. Kristoffersen
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Aug 2010
            • 492

            #2225
            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

            False - all I think about is to get it over with as fast as possible.

            The person below me don't believe in "global warming".


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            Praise our faithful Landover Baptist women

            Ephesians 5:23_(King James Version)"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body."

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            • PetitionLady
              Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 883

              #2226
              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

              Originally posted by Viggo B. Kristoffersen View Post
              False - all I think about is to get it over with as fast as possible.

              The person below me don't believe in "global warming".
              True, I don't believe it or anything that comes out of the evil mouth of Gore.

              1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.


              The person below me has already started decorating for Baby Jesus.
              But whosoever shall deny me before men,
              him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
              ~Matt. 10:33

              ~~~~~~~
              Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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              • Gabriel Reproba
                Head Attorney of Landover's Legal Team
                The Most Honest Lawyer in America
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2479

                #2227
                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                The person below me has already started decorating for Baby Jesus.
                True! I start on halloween to combat the forces of evil.

                The person below me has more than one child and secretly knows that one of them is their "favorite."
                Yours In Christ,

                Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

                Further reading to help you become a True Christian™

                Stoning Sinners: A How-To Guide
                Scientific Study: Bible is NOT "All About Love"
                The One Sin Jesus Says He Won't EVER Forgive!
                Should we only follow SOME of the Bible?
                How will YOU sacrifice your kids?
                20 Questions To See If Your Son Is A Fag
                God: Dress Like A Whore...Get Raped!
                Bible: If You Love Your Wife, Beat Her!
                Logic and Bible Agree: Gay is a choice!
                Nursery Rhymes Teach kids that Christ is Lord!
                There is no such thing as an "agnostic!"
                Science: People are Only Islamic Because They are Depressed!

                Reading only the parts of the Bible your pastor tells you to (those that make you feel warm and fuzzy) is nothing but mental and spiritual masturbation. Read the WHOLE Bible to find out what Christianity is REALLY all about! Only then can you talk to us about why we try so hard to save people from Hell.

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                • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                  Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2193

                  #2228
                  Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                  True. And False. The kind of contradiction that cannot happen in the Bible.

                  I have 2 sons, unfortunately neither is my favourite.

                  The person under me has never sacrificed an animal in a blood ritual, except perhaps by accident.

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                  • proteastantguy
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 488

                    #2229
                    Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                    Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                    True. And False. The kind of contradiction that cannot happen in the Bible.

                    I have 2 sons, unfortunately neither is my favourite.

                    The person under me has never sacrificed an animal in a blood ritual, except perhaps by accident.
                    False and false.

                    The person beneath me loves looking at God's creations.

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                    • PetitionLady
                      Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 883

                      #2230
                      Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                      Originally posted by proteastantguy View Post
                      False and false.

                      The person beneath me loves looking at God's creations.
                      True.

                      The person below me is looking for a 2011 calendar with daily study scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                      But whosoever shall deny me before men,
                      him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
                      ~Matt. 10:33

                      ~~~~~~~
                      Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #2231
                        Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                        Originally posted by PetitionLady View Post
                        True.

                        The person below me is looking for a 2011 calendar with daily study scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
                        False, I already bought this one!



                        The publisher says:

                        Receive the comfort, joy, and wisdom of the Bible throughout the year. America's bestselling Bible calendar, 365 Bible Verses pairs a timeless verse from the King James version with a beautiful and uplifting full-color nature photograph on every page.
                        I have one on my desk, and can't wait until January 1!

                        I also give them as gifts.

                        The person below me also wants to give these great calendars as gifts!
                        Bible boring? Nonsense!
                        Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                        You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78552

                          #2232
                          Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                          Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                          The person below me also wants to give these great calendars as gifts!

                          False. I'm going to give the same Christian neckties that I always give as Christmas gifts.





                          The person under me can park wherever he likes in Freehold without fear of receiving a parking citation.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Scarlet Wynter
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Oct 2010
                            • 125

                            #2233
                            Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            False. I'm going to give the same Christian neckties that I always give as Christmas gifts.





                            The person under me can park wherever he likes in Freehold without fear of receiving a parking citation.
                            False. I don't live in Freehold.

                            The person below me likes to over-sleep in the mornings.

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #2234
                              Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                              Originally posted by Scarlet Wynter View Post
                              False. I don't live in Freehold.

                              The person below me likes to over-sleep in the mornings.
                              False
                              Proverbs 12:24 Proverbs 15:19 Proverbs 19:15

                              And that's just a few


                              The person below me wonders why lesbians like to hang out on our board.
                              Drama queen

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                              • Scarlet Wynter
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Oct 2010
                                • 125

                                #2235
                                Re: The person under me: (True or false)

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                False
                                Proverbs 12:24 Proverbs 15:19 Proverbs 19:15

                                And that's just a few


                                The person below me wonders why lesbians like to hang out on our board.
                                False. I honestly don't care any way since it's the internet.

                                The person below me is engaged.

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